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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    legal ways to kill someone

    curious - what are the legal ways to kill another human being.


    self defence in many areas

    duress under SOME circumstances (yes some are legal)

    any others?
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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #2
    Accidentally dropping the hairdryer into the tub when they're taking a bath.. that one's worked for me twice!

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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085

      #3
      Make their account access read only.

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Don't forget about the people that carry out capital punishment.

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        • xanx
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 3711

          #5
          yes, in FLA if you fear for the life of ANOTHER person you can aswell, or in defense of any forceable felony which includes crimes such as carjacking and arson.

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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            Originally posted by RRRED
            Accidentally dropping the hairdryer into the tub when they're taking a bath.. that one's worked for me twice!
            That won't work with hairdryers newer than around 91 or 92... now they don't do shit! I was so disappointed, had a whole tub full of cats and dropped one in, NOTHING. God damn technology

            As for true legal ways to commit murder, the Tobacco companies, the Alcohol makers and Fast Food Industry take the cake.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133987

              #7
              Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank

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              • Alex
                So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                • Jun 2004
                • 10963

                #8
                Originally posted by Spunky
                Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank
                Since when is that legal?
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                • madawgz
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  accidents happen...
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                  • vvq
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2732

                    #10
                    how about war.

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                    • BigBen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2299

                      #11
                      Joining the military and getting deployed to a conflict/war/etc.

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                      • scottybuzz
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                        • May 2006
                        • 14799

                        #12
                        i watched this film called double jepordy once, thats gotta be somewhat legal
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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          Poke holes in their brake lines or a wire to their gas tank

                          That is legal where you live?

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                          • Maxxx9000
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 1082

                            #14
                            Death by sex. Have you ever heard of getting your brain fucked out..
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                            • Antonio
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 14136

                              #15
                              fuck them to death, as soosn as they see that he/she died with a smile on his/her face nobody will lay charges

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                              • donross
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                                • Aug 2005
                                • 1295

                                #16
                                have him go into your house.. untie your dogs and make them bit him to death
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                                • AkiraSS
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 2989

                                  #17
                                  pray :-)

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                                  • L-Pink
                                    working on my tan
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 39151

                                    #18
                                    Hey Sleazy, this thread is boring me to death

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                                    • John Hughes
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 177

                                      #19
                                      Mention the guy's name in a GFY thread along with his photo. He will disappear with in a couple days to a few weeks. Then 6 months later you will be contacted by someone and you will pay them a large sum of cash. If you don't pay then you too will disappear shortly after.

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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 16502

                                        #20
                                        become the president of the usa

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                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 51692

                                          #21
                                          Be this guy :

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                                          • grumpy
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                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 9870

                                            #22
                                            war ?????
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                                            • VicD
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 13245

                                              #23
                                              Why your asking?

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                                              • Michaelious
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                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 6720

                                                #24
                                                What a pretty odd topic frankly.

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                                                • Jman
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22838

                                                  #25
                                                  Good thing I got a lock on my bedroom door ;-)
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                                                  • carol.prime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 6960

                                                    #26
                                                    (1) When the general declares 'open fire'
                                                    (2) Euthanasia or when there's a necessity to put someone into sleep (medically dead, comatosed, etc.)
                                                    (3) When someone illegally breaks in to your premises
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                                                    • CheneyRumsfeld
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                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 1341

                                                      #27
                                                      declare them terrorists.
                                                      the rest is easy.

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                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
                                                        A freakin' legend!
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 18975

                                                        #28
                                                        If they are an entrepreneur, cut off their financing or sue them.
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                                                        • Mr. Cool Ice
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 1289

                                                          #29
                                                          I know some guys that know some guys... can take care of shit like this.
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