Paysite Design 600.00 bones

Sorry, i never pay more than 20 bucks for my paysite designs.

Hey, anyone know why my sites only convert at 1/12000???

How about you move to California and you'll make some major cash?

Is the designer job still not filled? Or are you hiring again?

move to cali? lens ya looking for a designer?? hmm

Thats it, I'm gonna sharpen my pencil crayons right now!!

Give me

::goes to wal-mart gets new and improved pencil crayons with 5 new colors::

I live in San Jose do you need a designer MR. Lensman??

We need another, we have 2 world-class guys on staff and lovin' it. But we've got some truly amazing things in the works, and need more help.

lens hit us up on icq 128496425

Do you need anyone to get your coffee and tell you how great you are? I might be qualified for that. I'll need 120K plus 3 weeks paid vacation. Let me know.

we need a sexatary any good lookin ladies need a job hee hee

"badboy" no offence,since i'm not good at designing either,I think you should touch up your skills a lil before trying to make the jump from freelance to a job offer...
Lens,i HIGHLY suggest talking to zaynee,I'm not sure how many people they have in that operation but they are top-notch and could keep up with buttnaked and whoever else you have over there

yeah,..... if you don't mind being turned on and having shit talked about you on his site later on.

btw, thanks Zayne.... I got a good memory... I won't soon forget. As you seem to have forgotten.... how you owe your portfolio to the work I ASSIGNED you.

that's cool....

I won't forget.

next time you would like to bash our designs put up something better then what we have done

We dont have a problem getting work and we have never had anyone complaints about our work. Just posted to give people a deal for a pay site if they want it if i want to cut my prices to do soe good work for some people and make some good contacts is there anything wrong with that.

hey amp, get on icq you rat bastard

so only 2 spots left to fill anyone want them ??

hey BadBoy.... give me a price on 60 banners...

and make it worth my while or forget it.

(yes, I'm serious)

Amp hit me up on ICQ and ill give you a price.

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I have no idea why you're picking on me AMP...I have said not a single word about you good, bad or indifferent. I have been polite, courteous and helpful to you. The text on my site was directed at someone else, and you know it (but if the hat fits...wear it. And you're wearing it well). The work I did for Studio Adult was not work I did for you...I never spoke to you...barely knew of you...I dealt with the guy whom you broke off business relations with regarding that site...the same guy you spent 3 days flaming here at GFY last month. It wasn't until over a month and a half later that I even had my first contact with you. And "you owe your portfolio to the work I ASSIGNED you." LMAO Did you DO the work?!? You couldn't...that's why I did...and if you could it would convert like shit like SNOW's new mafiaporn site you did (more on that below).

If you feel I am talking shit about you, grow a pair of balls and talk to me directly...you have my ICQ number and have used it frequently. I am not intimidated by you and I am busy as hell and don't have time to make 10,000 posts and amass a groupie following. I will not bow to you...you are not my master...and I am not one of your lackeys who think you're some kind of Demi-God. You're a piece of shit, smack-talker in my book...and you have nothing to back it up once you peel off the attitude. Take away your keyboard and you're probably some cowering pussy. Judging by your pics you're probably about 5'5" and are trying to make up for it with a 7' attitude.

Be an asshole AMP...I couldn't care less. And next time you do a site for SNOW and it only converts one sale in 3 days (even though you somehow won a competition for best converting site with it here at GFY)...don't fucking run to me and ask what to do to mafiaporn.com to make it convert better...figure it out yourself. My wife was LIVID when I sat here for a half hour telling you all the shit to do to that site to help it convert better. And watch your fucking mouth...my ICQ logs are jammed with your words about SNOW and all your blame and bitching at SNOW for it not converting. Could it actually...even POSSIBLY be...that you have no fucking clue what it is about a tour that makes it convert?!?

Seems to me it is YOU that has a pretty shitty memory.

I understand you're intimidated by me, AMP...I also understand you're trying to discredit me. I can blow the doors off the whole GFY design contest if I wanted to...but I have more class than that. You, Lens and GFY/adult.com are free to live in a dillusionary world where you all think your shit and designers are the best. I have ICQ logs...and you clearly stated that the whole design contest was for your personal publicity. How's that publicity feeling right now?

Interesting how you and your partner employed me to do many of your sites for studioadult. Were you really THAT busy - or did you find a hungry designer who was willing to work for cheap at the time and could design better than you and make your clients think you guys knew how to design?!?

AMP, I have yours and his ICQ logs and can make you ALL look like idiots. Remember...the whole design contest? Wasn't it supposed to be a "new site" designed between "6/1 and 6/7?" Why did he show me the "winning site ( and I am using that term EXCEPTIONALLY LOOSELY)" on "Friday, April 12th 16:41:37 2002" and ask me to make a site that would look "as crazy as that" when you guys had me do one just like it? Inquiring minds want to know. But I am sure you'll run for cover behind Lens "changing the rules to only 2" so that he could make sure to keep his and your ego in tact. If you're allowed to submit a new site and he's allowed to submit one that was designed prior to mid-April, then why weren't the other designers allowed to touch up their shit when they were placed under a hard deadline?!?

And if I owe my portfolio to you...then you must also be the asshole I had to chase for a month-and-a-half to get paid after the work was done. Bounced e-checks...bounced paper checks...excuse after excuse...lie after lie. And I wouldn't work for you again anyway, AMP. You wanted me to do the 57 banners in question on this thread and I offered to do them for you @ $15/each...and some of them were damn near 1/4 page ads...but that was too expensive for your cheap ass?!?

Grow up AMP...get in touch with reality...have your groupie following here at GFY. You're nothing in my book...and blackbutter sucked worse than mafiaporn...I am amazed no one had the balls to tell you otherwise.

Now it's your turn...say, do, ICQ, flame, talk shit, get ahold of my clients and try to discredit me...I don't care. I have said my piece and I am sure you'll carry this on for days on end. I won't be a part of your personal publicity machine. You might think you can dazzle people with bullshit...my work speaks far louder than yours. Have fun with this...it's all you. Have Lens ban my IP so you can continue to clap with one hand...this is off my conscience and I could care less.

I am finished here at GFY...I have seen nothing but corruption, shitty attitudes and over-inflated egos with nothing to back them up. I will not be back to see anything you have to say...I don't care. You're a loser and a shitty designer. Have your fun with my post here. If anyone wants to see my ICQ logs, feel free to contact me because I won't respond to AMP (or anyone else's) childish flames here.

peace out.

this thread could get big now, i think i'll put it on the 'watch' list

interesting.

Popcorn anyone?

DynaMite

At face value, if true, seems to be damaging accusations.

I have ICQ logs of the time(s) that AMP propositioned me for hot sweaty sex in a sleazy hotel .......... NEXT ...

Some pretty serious freaky shit there ...

I smell a Boneprone character ?!?

I just love the smell of GFY in the morning.

Uhhh...that's me....I had beans yesterday. Sorry...

Hmm, am I Shelock Holmes or what? I deduced all this from just my observations. Hmm Hmm. Maybe I should open my own private agency.

Naughty - your signature's the coolest ad I've ever soon on a message board! Crazeeee man!!!

This is going to be one of <i>those</i> threads

hehe, thanks!

Did you move over it?

Yeah - that's what freeked me out!!

WOW i go to get some sleep and this thread blows up all over our 600.00 deal which by the way is now back up to the next 4 ppl who want in on it reguardless of the shit talked about our designs we seem to be having no prob with our work we have been doing for others matter fact they have been very pleased with how fast we get their designs done and how nice they look and even had one guy say the banners we made him have been clicked more then any banners he had for the same site up before!!

so onward amp buddy contact Tylo or myself (only contact me for the next day due to Tylo being out of town designing for a client who needed him at his business)(yes we travel to better serve you) If anyone watched my threads last night on the PLRRADIO show last night then you came there and heard AMP explaining everything that happen with zanye and how much of an ass he's made of himself i really think that AMP in the right on this one as so many times he is. but just a note before i go to anyone who does work on the net get 50% up front for your work and make sure you have that cash in hand before starting on any work for anyone


l8r
BadBoyBill

fun story

zayne couldn't hang

it's times like this when ya just read everything so it makes since , i'm calling to arms all adult webmaster that can't seem to find a good designer to give us a call test us and we'll prove that we can put alot of designs in check! oh and we are cutting all prices on our site 75% for the next 7 days! in spite of all this

ICQ#128496425
Email: [email protected]

Does your mom pay your rent? Do you pay taxes?

was that supposed to hurt? seeing as i don't see you doing anything but bashin ppl on here, hmm mom i have no parents they died 6 years ago next time you make a call at someones parents make sure they are still alive first and yes we pay taxes prob more then what you make in a year since you have so much time to post on here i don't see how you ever get any work done!

No, it was a joke, but it DID hurt apparently.

ME?? NOT true. Ask anyone.

If true, sorry to hear that.

I hope so for you


LOL, 4 posts a day on average. Hardly takes 15 minutes to read thread and write comment.

wow

Whoa Baby! Why??? This kind of price slashing will start off a real income downslide on the webdesigning career.

Badboy, you should check your pricing since
Corporate/site logo is listed for $225.000

I don't think I can affort that for a single logo( unless is pretty darn good )

People like you are funny.

If you dont have the bank to make it in this industry, pick a new one homie.

I have started turning down jobs because people just dont want to pay anymore. Too many newbie broke fuckers.

Do you know how much REAL corporations spend on logos? Dude I have trademarked symbols and its 1500 just to start the paperwork not to mention my Entertainment Lawyer is 75 an hour dude.

It takes money to make money.

hehe, I think he meant 225000 $ is too much
But maybe you knew that and that was why the was there?

yeah 225,000 might be a bit pricey hehehe sorry then in that case, but my point still stands.

I bet some corporations have spent that on their logo though, over the years maybe hehehe