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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #1

    Most fucked up poker rule ???

    goes to three of a kind...

    i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

    Player 1: 10 A offsuit
    Player 2: 10 4 hearts

    Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

    Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

    daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot

    it should be split -- no?
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  • Phoenix
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    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
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    • madawgz
      8.8.8.8
      • Mar 2006
      • 30509

      #3
      yeah i know, but still...its three of a kind..should be split imo
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      • Sly
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        • Sep 2004
        • 31376

        #4
        Hold em?

        Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.
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        • Sly
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          • Sep 2004
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          #5
          Now if Player 1 had a 7 instead of the A, then yes it would be split.
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          • Gerco
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            • Nov 2005
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            #6
            Hows that fucked up? Ace is higher.
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            • SmokeyTheBear
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              • Jun 2004
              • 28609

              #7
              Originally posted by Sly
              Hold em?

              Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.


              I sure would be pissed if i won and they asked me to split the money with the loser..
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              • sickkittens
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                Not fucked up at all.

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                • Rankings
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10633

                  #9
                  If player 1 would have had anything less then an 8, the Q, 8 would have been the high cards, thus for splitting the pot
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                  • vvq
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                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    Makes perfect sense to me. Like everyone has said, it's the best 5 cards.

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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by madawgz
                      it should be split -- no?
                      I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.
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                      • maxjohan
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 7219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sly
                        Now if Player 1 had a 7 instead of the A, then yes it would be split.
                        and that's way more fucked
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                        • EZRhino
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6258

                          #13
                          Its only a fucked up to the person that loses

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                          • MetaMan
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 28682

                            #14
                            no it is not fucked up, it is best 5 cards,

                            that is what you get for calling with crap hands, the any 5 card rule should make you think twice about what cards you play with.

                            that is why hold em takes alot of skill anyone could be like "o i have 3 of a kind i am set" but it takes a pro to realise when you are beaten even with what seems the best hand.

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                            • madawgz
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EZRhino
                              Its only a fucked up to the person that loses
                              it sure is
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                              • Sly
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                                • Sep 2004
                                • 31376

                                #16
                                Originally posted by maxjohan
                                and that's way more fucked
                                Again, why?

                                Seriously, if you don't understand what the best 5 cards means, for your own protection its a good idea to stay away from poker.
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                                • madawgz
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.


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                                  • fuzebox
                                    making it rain
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22352

                                    #18
                                    You fucking moron, no wonder you lose so much at poker.

                                    Kickers are a huge part of the game and strategy. "should be split pot"

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                                    • madawgz
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                                      You fucking moron, no wonder you lose so much at poker.

                                      Kickers are a huge part of the game and strategy. "should be split pot"
                                      yeah i know, kickers sometimes come in handy...
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                                      • maxjohan
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 7219

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                        Again, why?

                                        Seriously, if you don't understand what the best 5 cards means, for your own protection its a good idea to stay away from poker.
                                        Seriously, I could understand if madawgz had talked about a split pot like
                                        that you mentioned, Yes, it's five cards but it could as well have
                                        been six and made the game even more skillfull, just my two
                                        cents though.

                                        Forget that, make it four cents

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                                        • fris
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 55679

                                          #21
                                          i was gonna say when you lose they take your money ;)
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                                          • madawgz
                                            8.8.8.8
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 30509

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Fris
                                            i was gonna say when you lose they take your money ;)
                                            whats that supposed to mean?
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                                            • mikeyddddd
                                              Viva la vulva!
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 16557

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                              goes to three of a kind...

                                              i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

                                              Player 1: 10 A offsuit
                                              Player 2: 10 4 hearts

                                              Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

                                              Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

                                              daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot

                                              it should be split -- no?

                                              Then low ball should really fuck you up.

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                                                • Jul 2002
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                                                #24
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                                                • ronaldo
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 5475

                                                  #25
                                                  There's NO way I'd have gone all in with a 4 kicker. I'd place a minimal bet at best, and hope the other guy doesn't raise big.

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                                                  • Penthouse Tony
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 5835

                                                    #26
                                                    if you end up making the rules all nice where everything is split there is no point in playing
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                                                    • BusterBunny
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                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 19291

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #28
                                                        The kicker always scares me off from a big bet if I got a small one


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                                                        • onlineriches
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 308

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by madawgz
                                                          goes to three of a kind...

                                                          i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

                                                          Player 1: 10 A offsuit
                                                          Player 2: 10 4 hearts

                                                          Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

                                                          Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

                                                          daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot

                                                          it should be split -- no?

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                                                          You play poker for that much cash and don't even know a basic rule such as this. hahaha what a joke.

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                                                          • Quagmire
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 6490

                                                            #30
                                                            Skip poker and start playing cribbage

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                                                            • MikeG
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 368

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                              Yes, it's five cards but it could as well have
                                                              been six and made the game even more skillfull...

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                                                              • WWC-Pajio
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                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 3846

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                top five cards wins

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                                                                • scottybuzz
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                                                                  • May 2006
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • evanmorgan
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                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 2490

                                                                    #34
                                                                    its the same with a pair, or even 2 pair......

                                                                    the most fucked up poker rule in my eyes is the All in rule, but i wont go into that.
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                                                                    • madawgz
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                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 30509

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by evanmorgan
                                                                      its the same with a pair, or even 2 pair......

                                                                      the most fucked up poker rule in my eyes is the All in rule, but i wont go into that.
                                                                      hehe alright...
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                                                                      • bknoob
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                                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                                        • 1610

                                                                        #36
                                                                        are you saying kickers shouldn't have a play in holdem? That's absurd

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                                                                        • potter
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 6559

                                                                          #37
                                                                          this thread made you look pretty fucking retarded :/

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                                                                          • Ecchi22
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                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 10012

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by potter
                                                                            this thread made you look pretty fucking retarded :/

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                                                                            • thricer
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 5324

                                                                              #39
                                                                              No poker for you dude, never again....
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                                                                              • Alex
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                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                • 10963

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That rule is in place to keep morons like you from calling blinds with 10-4.
                                                                                Im glad you lost your money, (unless you were big blind and there was no raise).
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                                                                                • Adam_M
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 3800

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Hey Madawgz,

                                                                                  Any chance for a game of poker sometime.

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                                                                                  • Dagwolf
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                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 23141

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Any rule that works against me sucks.
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                                                                                    • BlueWire
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 4628

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Man...no wonder you got your ass kicked at poker

                                                                                      Thats a major strategic part of the game

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                                                                                      • Dagwolf
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                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 23141

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Any rule that works against me sucks.
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                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                          • 28735

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                          Hold em?

                                                                                          Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.
                                                                                          Split pots sucks... If it was you having that ACE, you'd love that rule! lol
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                                                                                          • Alex
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                                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                                            • 10963

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            The only rule that ever fucks with me is the two-pair rule.

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                                                                                            Opponent: Ace-8 offsuit

                                                                                            Flop comes: 2-7-6 Then A-2 on the river and turn
                                                                                            So Board: Reads 2-7-6-A-2

                                                                                            Now i had the monster hand of two pair throughought the round, but on the river the bard pairs and favors my opponent.

                                                                                            Oh well I usually dont lose in poker that much.
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                                                                                            • lazycash
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                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 15214

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Scary with all the poker that you've played you didn't understand that the high kicker takes it. Makes me wonder what else you aren't familiar with regarding poker.
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                                                                                              • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 41470

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                                I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.
                                                                                                best answer here.

                                                                                                no fucking way should that pot be split. ace wins. poker isn't communism
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  wow man... i SUCK at poker, and i knew that...

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                                                                                                  • Alex
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                                    • 10963

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                                    Scary with all the poker that you've played you didn't understand that the high kicker takes it. Makes me wonder what else you aren't familiar with regarding poker.
                                                                                                    I can already see next weeks thread:

                                                                                                    Since when does a pair of twos beat Ace-High. I mean comon, Ace > 2
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