Hey Madawgz,

Any chance for a game of poker sometime.

Baby needs new shoes:pimp

Any rule that works against me sucks.

Man...no wonder you got your ass kicked at poker :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats a major strategic part of the game :1orglaugh

:helpme :helpme :helpme

Any rule that works against me sucks.

Split pots sucks... If it was you having that ACE, you'd love that rule! lol

The only rule that ever fucks with me is the two-pair rule.

ME: 7-6 Hearts
Opponent: Ace-8 offsuit

Flop comes: 2-7-6 Then A-2 on the river and turn
So Board: Reads 2-7-6-A-2

Now i had the monster hand of two pair throughought the round, but on the river the bard pairs and favors my opponent.

Oh well :) I usually dont lose in poker that much.

Scary with all the poker that you've played you didn't understand that the high kicker takes it. Makes me wonder what else you aren't familiar with regarding poker.

best answer here.

no fucking way should that pot be split. ace wins. poker isn't communism

wow man... i SUCK at poker, and i knew that...

I can already see next weeks thread:

Since when does a pair of twos beat Ace-High. I mean comon, Ace > 2

I'm still looking for a royal straight flush. Got one in video poker once, but I think it was rigged.

Queen high flush beats a Jack high flush


This thread is starting to really shock me :1orglaugh

Here I thought I was a GOOD poker player...but really I think that there are just some really bad players out there :winkwink:

My friend got it one night when we was playing. It was his first time playing poker ever, so he didnt know if he should bet hard on it or not :1orglaugh

insane hand

"No Peaking" hate that rule!

You're still totally missing the point of kickers and how important they are in the game. May as well play 'snap' if you want to remove their value in the game.

best 5 cards....
A-Q
A-J

I got no problem with that rule, it's fair

lol EXACTLY!!!:1orglaugh

higher kicker man, higher kicker...

Yup ....I hate when that happens

Seems to me that Player 1 should have raised enough to push out hands like 10 4....

But if he did raise, and player 2 called w/ his rags, then I guess this is a perfect example Good news/Bad news

Pots are ONLY split when the best 5 cards are IDENTICAL from all (both) players.

Uproared,

One important note I must point out to you regarding the question above. Two Players can NEVER have the "nut flush". In the example above, neither player has the nut flush. The nut flush in the example above would be the player holding the 2 of hearts / 3 of hearts. The second higher flush in the above example would be any player holding the K of hearts and any
other heart.

thats exactly what happened :Oh crap

just a feeling that you're going to catch something, you know?

Actually in this example there is no "nut flush"
There is a straight flush possible, and that is the "nuts"
Then there are possible quad 4's, then pocket aces for the highest possible full house.
After the full houses the Kx of hearts would win.

10 times a week I hear poker dealers say "nut flush" when someone turns over Ax of a suit on the river....even though the board is paired and/or there is a straight flush possible.
In that case there is no "nut flush"
:2 cents:

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