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brand0n 08-15-2006 10:47 PM

id really like to give you all a hug

thank you for inviting us all into your life.. you are all amazing people

betabomb 08-15-2006 10:49 PM

[passes the mic to the next person)

notabook 08-15-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian
You must be a critic for The Dark Side! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Seriously, you can hardly call them books; more like toilet paper with print.

And, though the penis be small, it's Mister!

:)

My apologies to you sir! You know what assuming does >_< I am much pleased to your reference that they are toilet paper with print, it brought great joy to my pitiful life. :thumbsup

bausch 08-15-2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega
I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct. In East New York Brooklyn. I made $28K per year (which is why I left).

I am now a part-time Federal Homeland Security Agent under FEMA and a local auxiliary police officer in the event of an emergency.

And i sell porn...

Does Homeland Security know you sell porn :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme
I thought homeland security would find porn itself a threat to homeland security
:helpme

Dwreck 08-15-2006 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

http://midgetarmy.com/80s.jpg


That's not APN Phil is it! lol HHAHAH

MicroChick 08-16-2006 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I used to have hair haha

http://midgetarmy.com/hair.jpg

Finally !! We see the hair.......why not join forces with Shaw and get some hair transplanted. You look 100% better with hair.

I shaved my head when my friend lost her hair during chemo. My head was always cold, so I ended up wearing hats until it grew back.

CynthiaB 08-16-2006 12:47 AM

I was in the Sexually Insane episode of Totally Busted on Playboy TV

MicroChick 08-16-2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
while being known for my wine cellar, I'm most proud of my collection of books resting peacefully in my library. 95% of them read, the rest waiting patiently for me to get to.

I love books, probably because in my early years, there were no books at home. When I'm in someone's home, I automatically search for their books. If I don't see any, 99% of the time I have nothing in common with the person.

What kind of books do you have? I have so many that I group them together...history, psychology, law, medical, first editions, classics, and my favorites......books about the American Indians.

MrMaxwell 08-16-2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj
I peed in a girls' butt one time.. no joke



That's nothing.
I pissed on my ex wifes dog when he pissed on my carpet one too many times.

baddog 08-16-2006 01:18 AM

I am the eldest of 12 kids

longboardjim 08-16-2006 02:28 AM

i shoot models daily , but you will find no "pornography" in my home.

sincerely ~ ..."welcome to wonderful world of d*sney"... :)

gangbangjoe 08-16-2006 02:34 AM

i train rifle shooting on a daily basis

Scotty.T 08-16-2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
I booked 3 people on the Pan-am 103 flight that blew up over Lockerbie - it was my first job when I left school.

My next door neighbour was the last guy to speak to the pilots of Pan-Am 103. He was the Air Traffic Controller that night.

DamianJ 08-16-2006 02:43 AM

I was in the original stage production of Bugsy Malone when I was 11.

I also am a magician as a hobby.

Damian
Playboy UK

thunder99 08-16-2006 03:01 AM

At the age of 16 I had a load of dirty videos impounded by Irish customs. They sent a letter to our house to expect a visit from Customs and Excise to discuss further action.

I spent the next month crapping myself everytime the phone rang or someone knocked on the door.

thunder99 08-16-2006 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I also am a magician as a hobby.

Damian
Playboy UK

And a good one too. I met you in Amsterdam last year, are you going this year?

basschick 08-16-2006 03:22 AM

i also used to have huge issues being in crowds or party situations. actually i also had problems in crowded stores or driving on freeways. my doctor said i had burned myself out from working too hard although i simply told people i had had a nervous breakdown. took me a year to be able to deal with people again.

Grapesoda 08-16-2006 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I have known a couple of people who describe similar feelings.

If you don't mind me asking, do you drink a lot if you are caught up in a social setting? The two people that I have known like this always drank a ton when they were confronted with social situations due to anxiety...

I'm clean almost 17 years now and yes the pressure of public did contribute to my using . . being clean now allows me to just be who I am and not worry about others percetions of me . . i'm not concerned about being in public for 'work' although I'm at a point now where I'm activly pursuing a more 'reclusive' job .. . however to go out in public for no reason is not something I would do

StuartD 08-16-2006 06:45 AM

I used to have an all request radio show on 99.9 SunFM in Kelowna BC.

I actually took Radio Broadcasting in college... where I put the college station onto an mp3 system. It was using cd's and 8 tracks before I got there.

free4porn 08-16-2006 06:51 AM

i gave up smoking when I was 10

12clicks 08-16-2006 07:00 AM

when I was 3yrs old, I was walking home from the store with my mother and 2yr old brother in philly. I saw three little girls run across a busy street all holding hands. They never heard my mother shout stop and all 3 were hit by a car right in front of us. I think all 3 died.
The oldest was carrying a bag of groceries.
I still remember the cheerios strewn across the street.

lulu36 08-16-2006 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caffeineninja
I am a bionic man. I have a cochlear implant. I can plug an ipod and have it transmit directly to my aural nerve. Neat, eh?

that's one of the funniest responses i've heard in a while. cheers!

lorsha 08-16-2006 07:14 AM

I like guys "and" girls. :thumbsup

And the more in the room at once the better!

lulu36 08-16-2006 07:18 AM

sorry for dbl post.

i used to drive a trolley/bus as a tour guide in ottawa. microphone and yapping for 2 hrs while driving a 52 passenger vehicle. hahaha. what made peeps laugh i 'm told is that i'm all of 5'3" and weigh max 120 lbs. :1orglaugh

sexy-babes.tv 08-16-2006 07:22 AM

5+ years ago I won the jackpot with the UK national lottery, it was called Easyplay if I can recall.. Anyway you had to predict the football teams that would draw.... I matched 8 (the max) and thought I was gonna be rich!

Trouble was, about 380 people matched the same, and I had to share it...
we all got £8621 each :1orglaugh

XPorn 08-16-2006 07:31 AM

I discovered a bug in a cave in Mexico that is now in the Smithsonian.

carol.prime 08-16-2006 07:35 AM

I'm stoic :)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-16-2006 07:36 AM

I once had a guy jump off a parking garage roof and land on the car right beside me as I was walking into work..

LaurieX 08-16-2006 07:40 AM

I take baths with a rubber ducky floating around. Quack Quack!

JUSTB 08-16-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Girl
I think Dog the bounty hunter is hot


I think Paul Sr on American Chopper is hot lol :winkwink:

Skunkie 08-16-2006 08:11 AM

We have 3 green iguanas, two cuban rock iguanas. two Mexican spiney tailed iguanas, two bearded dragons, 5 leopard geckos, a nile monitor, a water dragon, a black and white Argentinian Tegu, various corns snakes, 4 boa constrictors, a spotted python, 3 sawu island pythons, 2 royal (ball) pythons, two blue tongued skinks, two orange spotted agamas, 3 Colombian rainbow boas, a Brazilian rainbow boa, 6 rosy boas, 3 sunbeam snakes, 7 sugar gliders, two skunks, an acacia rat and a dog.

PhillipB 08-16-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck
That's not APN Phil is it! lol HHAHAH

Sadly, it is. Wow Cory, I didn't even know you took pictures. What were we doing at Durty Nelly's and who is the hot chick next to me? Was I singing "I Got You Babe?" And what's up with the hair?!??!

As for something about me, I'll stick to the film/tv motif and go with the fact that I used to work for Beavis & Butthead out in New York.

PhillipB 08-16-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick
http://midgetarmy.com/hair.jpg
Finally !! We see the hair.......why not join forces with Shaw and get some hair transplanted. You look 100% better with hair.

I shaved my head when my friend lost her hair during chemo. My head was always cold, so I ended up wearing hats until it grew back.

Huh, it never occurred to me that you were once a blonde....

PhillipB 08-16-2006 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppy
I have been in a Snickers and Nike commercial.

(I love you Poppy, but you left yourself wide open on this one...)


Did you play the Snickers' stunt double?

BluewireAngie 08-16-2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan
I worked in a real life CSI type occupation for 5 years.


Wow! That's interesting!:thumbsup

I love CSI.:)

sherie 08-16-2006 09:07 AM

I used to volunteer at a Mental Health Facility on ward 4 (most dangerous in-patients) In the near future I will begin to take PSW (personal service worker) so that I can help AIDS patients.

Mediachick 08-16-2006 09:18 AM

At 19 years old I dated the very first male stripper to show his dick on a stage in North-America.

Im one of the very first chathostesses to broadcast live onto a webcam site.

In 2003, as I was still chathosting, I had a paying member that spent over 30 000$ in private shows just for me in less then 8 months.

At 21 I was able to buy real-estate without any financial help from anybody; and despite the fact that I was into the porn business for 6 years I have never had to suck a cock or have sexual intercourse with a man to achieve that.

I was the cover model for the very first layout of the site im now working as an affiliate manager now (that was 6 or 7 years ago) and I have just found out a couple of months ago as I was filing old pictures of our girls.

Many of you have seen me naked on many sites and magazines over the years and have no idea. :thumbsup

Ice 08-16-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APN Philip
(I love you Poppy, but you left yourself wide open on this one...)


Did you play the Snickers' stunt double?

Ohhhhh shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aimeesweet 08-16-2006 09:47 AM

I caught a 150lb sailfish in Acapulco...

Manowar 08-16-2006 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
i was shot in the arm w/ a 9mm in an attempted car jacking.

told the guy, fuck you.. you dont have a fucking hair on your balls, you wont pull that fuckin BOOM

Haha, nice!!

HAPPYPEEKERS 08-16-2006 09:55 AM

I have broken my right arm 3 times in 3 different places..
Broken my left arm 1 time in 2 places
Had major knee surgery,
TONS of stitches all over my body ,
3 c-sections,
A monster truck hit me Head On and my head stuck in the windshield..my dad owned the ambulance service here so he and his people had to cut my head out of the glass.. then I had to have reconstructive plastic surgery on my face.. still have some nasty scars...

I hope to never return to the hospital again:winkwink:

Cory W 08-16-2006 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
when I was 3yrs old, I was walking home from the store with my mother and 2yr old brother in philly. I saw three little girls run across a busy street all holding hands. They never heard my mother shout stop and all 3 were hit by a car right in front of us. I think all 3 died.
The oldest was carrying a bag of groceries.
I still remember the cheerios strewn across the street.

Oh man.......

Cory W 08-16-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPorn
I discovered a bug in a cave in Mexico that is now in the Smithsonian.

Wow, you have more details? A picture maybe?

Cory W 08-16-2006 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
I used to volunteer at a Mental Health Facility on ward 4 (most dangerous in-patients) In the near future I will begin to take PSW (personal service worker) so that I can help AIDS patients.

Sounds humbling. I am sure that puts perspective on your life.

TurboAngel 08-16-2006 10:40 AM

When I was in the 6th grade I would babysit for the Tupperware lady, she had 3 kids. One night the lady next door came home with her new boyfriend and her old boyfriend showed up and stabbed her to death.

This was my 1st time dealing with cop's. I had to testify, needless to say I didn't babysit for her any more which at the time sucked cuz she paid me $20 a night, at that age it was good $$ 3-4 times a week.

:disgust :disgust :disgust

MediaGuy 08-16-2006 10:50 AM

http://www.internetsexnetwork.com/im...iaguy-harp.jpgI used to play harmonica in a band. Now I jam whenever I can...

Cory W 08-16-2006 11:01 AM

When I was around 11 years old, my parents took my sister and I to a karate tournament (tae kwon do) in Little Rock, Arkansas. I was a green belt and I competed in the tournament.

I did pretty good. After the tournament, my parents took us to McDonalds. I used the restroom upon arrival. I heard some teenagers coming and they were cursing and being very loud. I got nervous and went into the stall. When they came in, one of the kids dropped a switch blade and it landed slightly under the stall, right at where my feet should have been.

I had my feet slightly elevated so that the kids would not notice me. Unfortunately, the kid that picked up the knife saw my elevated feet and told me to come out. I walked out and he pinned me against the wall. I was terrified. He made fun of me in my karate outfit. Then the group walked out.

I walked out shortly after, trying to regain my composure. As I made way down the aisle, I noticed that same kid (the group leader) was standing outside his booth with his dad. When I walked through, the kid once again stopped me. His dad looked at me and said,

"Pussy kid should learn to fight the real way. Son, you don't need karate, look at that scared piece of shit."

I edged my way by him slightly, feeling like the rule of masses applied. If he did anything to me, a group would surely break it up.

I went back to my table and sat down with my family. My dad took my cheeseburgers away and said,

"You don't eat until you settle that problem. I want you to walk over to that kid and I want you to knock him out in line."

By this time, the kid was in line with his dad. I began to shake and requested that I not perform the task. My mom lobbied for my request. The request was denied.

So I got up from my seat. I approached the kid. I made my way through groups of people, some of which accused me of cutting, and I tapped him on the shoulder.

He turned, he laughed and he pointed, alerting his dad of my presence.

"Hey Dad, look, the karate kid is back for more. He looks like he is going to cry."

That may well have been true. But what he didn't know was that I grew up rough. My dad often made me fight kids that picked on me. I was injured all the time.

So I used a closed fist and I punched him in his mouth, knocking him back into the crowd, drawing a massive and predictable group intervention. I was shoved back and the kid was screaming wiping the slight blood smears from his busted lower lip.

I went back to the table. I sat down and picked up my cheeseburger and began to nervously eating.

"You never let anyone push you around."

About two bites into my cheeseburger, the kids dad approached with his injured son in tow. The son was behind him, rejecting all ideas that he had been taken, yet not stepping in front of his dad.

"I should let my son beat your son's fucking ass."

My dad took another bite of his big mac. And then he glared up.

"Deal. I will send my son outside, I will let your older and stronger son beat my son up. But my son will not quit. But understand, at the same time, I am going beat the shit out of your scrawny ass."

The dad looked at him with confusion. I sat still, feeling the nervous energy a chicken must feel before being released in a chicken pin with 50 thai men waiving bills.

The dad mustered something under his breath, and then walked away.

Funny, today, I am not afraid of much. I love being challenged. The things I was scared of as a kid, I am not afraid of as an adult.

Not sure if that story is a good thing or a bad thing, but it is probably like anything, if you take the good from it and you understand the bad, it makes it a good thing.

Cory W 08-16-2006 11:58 AM

Bumppppppp

Mohawk Steve 08-16-2006 12:23 PM

This thread is awesome :thumbsup

I once went to professional wrestling school, I think about 5 or 6 years ago. I was there for about a year or so until the federation I was training with hit some rough times. I still have video of training somewhere.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-16-2006 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
When I was around 11 years old, my parents took my sister and I to a karate tournament (tae kwon do) in Little Rock, Arkansas. I was a green belt and I competed in the tournament.

I did pretty good. After the tournament, my parents took us to McDonalds. I used the restroom upon arrival. I heard some teenagers coming and they were cursing and being very loud. I got nervous and went into the stall. When they came in, one of the kids dropped a switch blade and it landed slightly under the stall, right at where my feet should have been.

I had my feet slightly elevated so that the kids would not notice me. Unfortunately, the kid that picked up the knife saw my elevated feet and told me to come out. I walked out and he pinned me against the wall. I was terrified. He made fun of me in my karate outfit. Then the group walked out.

I walked out shortly after, trying to regain my composure. As I made way down the aisle, I noticed that same kid (the group leader) was standing outside his booth with his dad. When I walked through, the kid once again stopped me. His dad looked at me and said,

"Pussy kid should learn to fight the real way. Son, you don't need karate, look at that scared piece of shit."

I edged my way by him slightly, feeling like the rule of masses applied. If he did anything to me, a group would surely break it up.

I went back to my table and sat down with my family. My dad took my cheeseburgers away and said,

"You don't eat until you settle that problem. I want you to walk over to that kid and I want you to knock him out in line."

By this time, the kid was in line with his dad. I began to shake and requested that I not perform the task. My mom lobbied for my request. The request was denied.

So I got up from my seat. I approached the kid. I made my way through groups of people, some of which accused me of cutting, and I tapped him on the shoulder.

He turned, he laughed and he pointed, alerting his dad of my presence.

"Hey Dad, look, the karate kid is back for more. He looks like he is going to cry."

That may well have been true. But what he didn't know was that I grew up rough. My dad often made me fight kids that picked on me. I was injured all the time.

So I used a closed fist and I punched him in his mouth, knocking him back into the crowd, drawing a massive and predictable group intervention. I was shoved back and the kid was screaming wiping the slight blood smears from his busted lower lip.

I went back to the table. I sat down and picked up my cheeseburger and began to nervously eating.

"You never let anyone push you around."

About two bites into my cheeseburger, the kids dad approached with his injured son in tow. The son was behind him, rejecting all ideas that he had been taken, yet not stepping in front of his dad.

"I should let my son beat your son's fucking ass."

My dad took another bite of his big mac. And then he glared up.

"Deal. I will send my son outside, I will let your older and stronger son beat my son up. But my son will not quit. But understand, at the same time, I am going beat the shit out of your scrawny ass."

The dad looked at him with confusion. I sat still, feeling the nervous energy a chicken must feel before being released in a chicken pin with 50 thai men waiving bills.

The dad mustered something under his breath, and then walked away.

Funny, today, I am not afraid of much. I love being challenged. The things I was scared of as a kid, I am not afraid of as an adult.

Not sure if that story is a good thing or a bad thing, but it is probably like anything, if you take the good from it and you understand the bad, it makes it a good thing.

good story, i like your parents attitudes... we need more parents like that, not the pussy ones who say "just walk away"


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