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XMaster 08-13-2006 06:38 AM

Vive le Canada !!!

lulu36 08-13-2006 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli
You might want to ask for a refund on those grade four history classes....

nice elli. well said. thanks.

btw, i live in that francophone province... and montreal rocks. speaking more than one language regardless of what it is, is a bonus.

Quotealex 08-13-2006 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook
Don't forget Canada's most redeeming quality of all: No black people! Huzzah!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Black people, we have. African Amaricans, we don't.

Quotealex 08-13-2006 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lulu36
nice elli. well said. thanks.

btw, i live in that francophone province... and montreal rocks. speaking more than one language regardless of what it is, is a bonus.

Even better, when we can merge the two official languages into one like we do it here in Montréal:thumbsup

Drake 08-13-2006 09:33 AM

Montreal, Toronto, and Vancouver are awesome

Quagmire 08-13-2006 10:08 AM

I love where I live in Ontario. North west of Toronto, outside of the city and the burbs. Close enough to the whole Golden Horseshoe for business, but far enough out to have peace and quiet.

It doesn't matter where you live, you can find something to bitch about.

vidvicious 08-13-2006 05:03 PM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]Canada sucks dogs balls - sorry to those who like it here - but it really dopes - in comparison to both Australia and the Us

ITS WAYYYYYYYYY easier to immigrate to US or Australia.
Everythgin is overprices - especially when you are in Ontario - things are Dcheaper in quebec but then you have to oput up with the french laguage - which is just fucking impossible to learn.

The other thing that really shits me is the language police and how everythgin has to have french or you get a fine.. but go to any part of quebec ourside MTL city and there is NO english - so what the fuc is that about "sorry.... 9/10 iof canada which DONT speak french HAVE to have signs in french but hdere in quebec WE dont have to speak english" FUCK the french LOL.. seriosuly tho they are nice enough peopel i just hate the stupid fucign laws.
Did you ever notice how LOW the average rates of pay are in canada???? holy shit man I think fillipinos get better wages than canadians - the wages are fuckign low and on top of that - you have ENORMOUS taxes ... how the hell do you peopel survive here?


then there is the cold - okay i know some poepl eactually enjoy the snow.. nd hell i do too/. i liek to go and snowboard or ski - but i like to get the FUCK out of it when i'm done! continual months of minus 40 degrees c is way to fuckign stupid

ive noticed that most people here spend their entire ree time in the summer preparign for the next winter - fixing leaks, repairing rusts, chopping down trees and piling wood.
FUCK that for a summer vacation- Id rather be at the beach.. and DONT even get me started abotu the so called "beaches here". okay well i started - in canada they call a fuckign 3 feet wide piece of mud at the side of the lake "a beach" and in Quebec they charge you $5 per adult just to sit on it ... you cant swim in the water or you get vomiting and diarrhea for weeks (both my daughetr and I are still recovering from the ONE swim we had in the lake 3 weeks ago - last week i did a comelete FAST for 5 days to no avail)

heres another REALLY bullshit issue i have with canada - their immigration department:

if you're a visitor to Canada and you wish to extend your visa to stay a whiel longer - you extend it by applying online. To pay the fees - you are asked to pay with a creit card but HERE IS THE CATCH:
yo have to pay with A CANADIAN CREDIT CARD.....
now considering that asa VISITOR you CANNOT get even a BANK ACCOUTN with a canadian bank (because you ned a SS#) there is NO CHANCE in HELL you can get a CREDIT CARD. and they know this - it's a system to STOP peopel extending their stays in Canada and i for one, although am realy angry at the lack of commonsense from this idiot government, am actually happy that my visit to Canada is expiring YES!

Why?

Because I am gettign the hell out of this fucked up ass backward country
I haven't seen ONE thign in the whole time ive been here (over 1 year) that would even make me CONSIDER to stay in this godforsaken place..
in fact i'd have to say the "Baddog's tour of watts and compton, LA" had more interesting sights than canada.

So goodbye canada - im off for better places and fun in the sun.

DOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh canada!!!![/QUOTE]

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LOL .. it's only cus your stuck in bum fuck nowhere .. with the lowest of the low scum canadian around .. Bush People ..

Get your pretty lil ass to the city .. and then over to my loft .. And believe me you're not gonna wine about canada ever again ...


hee hee

PornHero 08-13-2006 05:47 PM

I live at Yonge & Eglinton in Toronto -- its great place for a single, young and eligible bachelor like myself - its midtown of the city but has a nice neighbourhood feel...lots of good looking single girls, bars, restaurants and no crime ;-)

but the weather gets on my nerves in February, March and April.. so I pack my bags and split for the coast -- Fort Lauderdale - spent last winter there - its just too bad the race thing is such a big issue the US it kinda spoils it :-(

I was also impressed by Sydney, Australia, only spent a couple of weeks there but loved what i saw...

Each country has its pros and cons...

Canada Rocks tho :thumbsup

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Pipecrew 08-13-2006 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vidvicious
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LOL .. it's only cus your stuck in bum fuck nowhere .. with the lowest of the low scum canadian around .. Bush People ..

Get your pretty lil ass to the city .. and then over to my loft .. And believe me you're not gonna wine about canada ever again ...


hee hee


Dude, you gotta get your facts straight. Canada is one of the easiest countries in the world to immigrate into. They have done studies that show the average canadian family is not having enough babies to even populate the country. Thats why you are seeing soo many chinese and lebanese people cruising in there.

You can immigrate into Canada if you can purchase or own an asset of over 200,000 CDN i believe.. So basically buy a house and you get an insatnt green card.

kapon 08-13-2006 05:54 PM

Canadian hockey is great!

Jakke PNG 08-14-2006 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
You can immigrate into Canada if you can purchase or own an asset of over 200,000 CDN i believe.. So basically buy a house and you get an insatnt green card.

Not so.
You can move to canda from the us quite easily.. but it's a long process if you want to immigrate there legally from say europe. :)

WarChild 08-14-2006 12:56 AM

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HERE IS THE CATCH:
yo have to pay with A CANADIAN CREDIT CARD.....
now considering that asa VISITOR you CANNOT get even a BANK ACCOUTN with a canadian bank (because you ned a SS#) there is NO CHANCE in HELL you can get a CREDIT CARD.
This is not true. In Vancouver, my Dutch friends were able to setup Canadian bank account (TD Canada Trust) with relative ease a few years back. They didn't apply for Credit Cards, but I suspect cash securing one would most likely be possible.

The Sultan Of Smut 08-14-2006 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli
Pfft.


5678

Agreed :thumbsup

andrewhayter 08-14-2006 01:08 AM

Ottawa is an amazing city. One of the safest cities anywhere. Best little big city, We've got a great vibe here.

iwantu 08-14-2006 01:32 AM

Canada is nice, but way too cold :)


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