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The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 09:54 PM

...with 3 different girls. Hell all three of them a even hot! Well 2 out of the 3, the other one would needs a little bit of whiskey. Now I'm sure you're just itching to post "what are you doing on GFY then?" but this isn't one of those threads.

I'm not here to ask for advice like some others have in the past. For example:

"I have a naked girl in my bed but I like her friend. What should I do?"

This is promply (and quite surprisingly politely) followed by 25-40 replies telling the thread starter that he should get in there and not break the action to post on GFY. I'm actually of the opinion that all of these types of threads are completly fake and there is/was no pussy waiting patiently.

This thread is different in that there is no pussy waiting for me in the other room. Two are inconveniently located in the burbs and the third is about 6 blocks away, but that's 6 blocks straight up a hill.

No, sadly my fellow smut peddlers I'm here because I'm lazy and felt like waisting 20 seconds of your life.

You my now return to the main forum.

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 10:01 PM

Hey I was just wondering if there has ever been a thread that has reached page 2 with only 2 posters: the loser that started is and woj's bot at 50. I dunno but I'm thinkin' this could be it!!!

GoodGuy · 08-11-2006, 10:11 PM

Where did you know these girls?

I always wonder about that.

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 10:12 PM

Actually I met them all on MySpace

BusterBunny · 08-11-2006, 10:12 PM

this thread is useless without icq #'s for the hot chicks craving cock or pics

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 10:14 PM

I've used other dating sites to actually date but I was trying to sell sex toys on MySpace. I don't know what makes it different but it's a hell of a lot easier scoring on MySpace.

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

this thread is useless without icq #'s for the hot chicks craving cock or pics

LOL Well for fear of having 52 possibly bathed webmasters messaging them and wreckin' all future chances I have I cannot give out their messenger addresses. I do have a shit load of pics of them though but I'm not going to post those either.

I know I know I'd be thinking I'm full of shit too... I can post nudes of me though if that helps.

GoodGuy · 08-11-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Actually I met them all on MySpace

Come on man, I'm serious. Where did you know these girls? In a bar? In a club? I always wonder where do you guys know your girls.

Nobody knows a girl online, that's impossible. We are webmasters and we know that dating sites are unreal and use fake profiles. And if there is a real girl in one of those sites, she has 300 desperate males trying to hit her, and she won't answer anyone, because she thinks she's a princess who has 300 desperate males trying to contact her, when infact she is a ugly fat chick.

I don't know anyone who has know a girl online, and I'm on this since 1998.

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-11-2006, 10:29 PM

Oh ya I should have mentioned this wasn't an attempt at bragging rather I was trying to illustrate how lame I am... For those of you that haven't tried MySpace I highly recomend it!

iwantchixx · 08-12-2006, 12:24 AM

translation:

I found out I'm gay.

heh... whatever your reasons not to walk 6 blocks must be a good one

ROB_SHNIDER · 08-12-2006, 12:26 AM

it all takes only one girl to complete all

gooddomains · 08-12-2006, 12:33 AM

just wank one off

Doctor Dre · 08-12-2006, 01:03 AM

Another useless thread ;) TY

Adultnet · 08-12-2006, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

translation:

I found out I'm gay.

heh... whatever your reasons not to walk 6 blocks must be a good one

LOL

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 08-12-2006, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodGuy

Come on man, I'm serious. Where did you know these girls? In a bar? In a club? I always wonder where do you guys know your girls.

Nobody knows a girl online, that's impossible. We are webmasters and we know that dating sites are unreal and use fake profiles. And if there is a real girl in one of those sites, she has 300 desperate males trying to hit her, and she won't answer anyone, because she thinks she's a princess who has 300 desperate males trying to contact her, when infact she is a ugly fat chick.

I don't know anyone who has know a girl online, and I'm on this since 1998.

I have to disagree with you.

It only happened once, but I met a girl online in 1999 who flew me out to Washington DC to visit her. We had a weekend of great sex then I never heard from her again.

I also have a female friend - who IS a princess - but also a whore - and she signs up to dating sites and meets men there all the time. She's a predator. But that works for her.

I also have met over 30 models on Myspace that I have photographed. Never fucked any of them. But lots of scandalous pics......

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-12-2006, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodGuy

Come on man, I'm serious. Where did you know these girls? In a bar? In a club? I always wonder where do you guys know your girls.

Nobody knows a girl online, that's impossible. We are webmasters and we know that dating sites are unreal and use fake profiles. And if there is a real girl in one of those sites, she has 300 desperate males trying to hit her, and she won't answer anyone, because she thinks she's a princess who has 300 desperate males trying to contact her, when infact she is a ugly fat chick.

I don't know anyone who has know a girl online, and I'm on this since 1998.

Hmmmmm you really should give MySpace a whirl dude... I started to feel like a lazy retard so I walked up the hill; would have been pretty sad if I didn't.

08-11-2006, 09:54 PM	#1
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Well, I passed on gettin laid tonight... ...with 3 different girls. Hell all three of them a even hot! Well 2 out of the 3, the other one would needs a little bit of whiskey. Now I'm sure you're just itching to post "what are you doing on GFY then?" but this isn't one of those threads. I'm not here to ask for advice like some others have in the past. For example: "I have a naked girl in my bed but I like her friend. What should I do?" This is promply (and quite surprisingly politely) followed by 25-40 replies telling the thread starter that he should get in there and not break the action to post on GFY. I'm actually of the opinion that all of these types of threads are completly fake and there is/was no pussy waiting patiently. This thread is different in that there is no pussy waiting for me in the other room. Two are inconveniently located in the burbs and the third is about 6 blocks away, but that's 6 blocks straight up a hill. No, sadly my fellow smut peddlers I'm here because I'm lazy and felt like waisting 20 seconds of your life. You my now return to the main forum.

08-11-2006, 10:12 PM	#5
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	this thread is useless without icq #'s for the hot chicks craving cock or pics __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

08-11-2006, 10:01 PM	#2
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Hey I was just wondering if there has ever been a thread that has reached page 2 with only 2 posters: the loser that started is and woj's bot at 50. I dunno but I'm thinkin' this could be it!!!

08-11-2006, 10:11 PM	#3
GoodGuy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 881	Where did you know these girls? I always wonder about that.

08-11-2006, 10:14 PM	#6
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	I've used other dating sites to actually date but I was trying to sell sex toys on MySpace. I don't know what makes it different but it's a hell of a lot easier scoring on MySpace.

08-11-2006, 10:29 PM	#9
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Oh ya I should have mentioned this wasn't an attempt at bragging rather I was trying to illustrate how lame I am... For those of you that haven't tried MySpace I highly recomend it!

08-12-2006, 12:24 AM	#10
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	translation: I found out I'm gay. heh... whatever your reasons not to walk 6 blocks must be a good one

08-12-2006, 12:26 AM	#11
ROB_SHNIDER Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 35	it all takes only one girl to complete all

08-12-2006, 12:33 AM	#12
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	just wank one off