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Syl · 08-11-2006, 11:31 AM

when you want some "alone time" with your partner? We normally say cleaning our room or taking a shower but I think they are catching on.

BoyAlley · 08-11-2006, 11:32 AM

Yet another advantage of being gay and childless........

fris · 08-11-2006, 11:32 AM

you need to paint your room ;)

Dagwolf · 08-11-2006, 11:34 AM

Privacy. :D That's all I tell them. Then I lock the bedroom door.

BluewireAngie · 08-11-2006, 11:34 AM

You go watch tv outside.... we're going to sleep....hehe...

gimo33 · 08-11-2006, 11:34 AM

how old are your kids?

Gina · 08-11-2006, 11:36 AM

We don't. They are way too smart to fall for that shit. We just get up at the crack of dawn, before they are awake. We are old and we can't stay awake as late as they do, so nighttime is out of the question. Early mornings are the only way.

Syl · 08-11-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

how old are your kids?

6, 7, and 1. (The one year old obviously doesn't need an excuse yet.)

IWantU_Jeff · 08-11-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

you need to paint your room ;)

everynight?

Satan · 08-11-2006, 11:38 AM

Just tell them you need some alone time, and they need to go watch tv or play with toys

gimo33 · 08-11-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Syl

6, 7, and 1. (The one year old obviously doesn't need an excuse yet.)

kids are too smart nowadays. do it whenever they are already asleep or before they wake up in the morning.

OG LennyT · 08-11-2006, 11:47 AM

late night, a few hours after they have been in bed... the only time

Skillz Unlimited · 08-11-2006, 12:07 PM

We just make sure he's occupied with one of his favorite cartoons (he's 5) since animation seems to keep him glued to the couch like typical kids. We then go in the room and close the door and tell him to knock if he wants to come in. All we have to say is we're going to lay down for a bit and he's cool with that. Not to mention since he is 5, he goes to bed no later than 9 so we have all the time in the world once he's asleep.

J. Falcon · 08-11-2006, 12:35 PM

Time for bed...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-11-2006, 12:46 PM

don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

Syl · 08-11-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

LOL! I am mommy.

E$_manager · 08-11-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

and the child will say - can i come with you?

WiredGuy · 08-11-2006, 07:23 PM

Taxes

WG

brizzad · 08-11-2006, 07:39 PM

we just wait until she's asleep

E$_manager · 08-11-2006, 07:46 PM

why not just to wait untill the child will go to bed?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-11-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

and the child will say - can i come with you?

thats when you say sorry, you're not that kid in Michigan

E$_manager · 08-11-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

thats when you say sorry, you're not that kid in Michigan

i was thinking of a smaller kid.

Persignup_Esco · 08-11-2006, 09:33 PM

i just say it is nap time, go to bed... then me and the wifey get to work.
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