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Old 08-12-2006, 07:00 AM   #1
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what should i think about a female calling me at 6 in the morning moaning in my ear

came home late from clubbing last night and went to bed about 4.30

had a fucking hard time falling asleep and just when i am about to fall asleep my phone rings.

i look at the display and it says "unknown caller"
so i pick up and say "hello?"

no anser....

me again :"helloooo????"

she (and hell yeah it was a female): AAAAAH AAAHHH AAAHHH (and hung up)


i was like WTF

should i be worried or sexually excited?
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:02 AM   #2
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Until you find out who it was, I would recommend going with "worried".
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:03 AM   #3
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You should be worried AND sexually excited.
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:03 AM   #4
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Until you find out who it was, I would recommend going with "worried".

i hope i got a sexy stalker.....
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:04 AM   #5
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You should be worried AND sexually excited.

sexually worried?
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:10 AM   #6
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sexually worried?
Worried that you don't know if the person is coming to kill you tonight in your sleep. Sexually excited that the person gave you a nice little moan.
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:11 AM   #7
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i hope i got a sexy stalker.....
Let's hope so, because the worst-case scenario is quite disturbing...



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me :"helloooo????"

she (and hell yeah it was a female): AAAAAH AAAHHH AAAHHH

me : Mom? OMG WTF?!






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Old 08-12-2006, 07:12 AM   #8
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You were probably drunk, and gave your number to some horrible beast.

Excited would be the last thing i would be...
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:24 AM   #9
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You are too hopeful.

It sounds like a prank call.
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:26 AM   #10
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You are too hopeful.

It sounds like a prank call.
God damn it, way to be Mr. buzzkill. It could be a serial stalker in the making! Give it some time
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:26 AM   #11
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You were probably drunk, and gave your number to some horrible beast.

Excited would be the last thing i would be...

i was totally sober man


and i gave my number to not a single girl this night....

the voice wasnt even familiar
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:28 AM   #12
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You are too hopeful.

It sounds like a prank call.

yeah i think so too...

she could have moaned till i was ready jerking
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:32 AM   #13
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WORRIED... especially if it happens again and again. it's a prank call or maybe a freaky sexually depraved stalker.
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:36 AM   #14
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WORRIED... especially if it happens again and again. it's a prank call or maybe a freaky sexually depraved stalker.

talking out of expirience?
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:50 AM   #15
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Old 08-12-2006, 07:54 AM   #16
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You should be sexually excited!
hearing that from a woman makes me happy
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I am glad you liked my tranny voice...

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Old 08-12-2006, 08:51 AM   #19
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I am glad you liked my tranny voice...

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You were probably drunk, and gave your number to some horrible beast.

Excited would be the last thing i would be...
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exactly right
reread the thread and you will see i already made a statement to this
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That was probaly prank
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:26 AM   #24
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:31 AM   #25
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wank one off and keep on sleeping

i was about to get the my 12 incher out when she hung up


talk about a bad way to start a day
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First off don't get your hopes up they could be fat. That's happened to me once or twice? Unless you like fatties. It could be some super sexy woman you met recently here's hoping for the best.
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reread the thread and you will see i already made a statement to this
you were sober last night, but what about the night before?

what about that crazy night at the tranny bar Ramos hangs out at?

be very worried
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should i be worried or sexually excited?
Not to worry, be sexually excited.
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should i be worried...
I would think more the implications of getting on GFY at 9 in the morning and asking for advice...
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I would think more the implications of getting on GFY at 9 in the morning and asking for advice...

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and it was 2 where i live
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