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kronic · 06-26-2002, 07:41 PM

This story from Cosmo (Yes, my wife reads Cosmo, and I poke around. It's like Maxim for women), would stop me from EVER buying a sex toy online.

"I'm a 20 year old University student who, to save money lives at home with my parents. After perusing a magazine, I saw an ad for a 12 inch dildo that I thought might be fun to try.

While I was hesitant at first, the company assured their customers that all of their parcels arrived in plain brown wrapping. Having never done anything like this before, I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well about 2 months went by and I forgot about the stupid thing until I arrived at home and my parents informed me that a parcel had come for me. Being the considerate parents that they were, I thought nothing of the fact that they said they put it up in my room.

I went upstairs and to my horror, noticed the toy had indeed arrived. It was in a clear plastic bag with a note attached from the post office that read, "Our most sincere apologies. The packaging for this product was damaged in transit. Sincerely, Canada Post"

Having worked for Canada Post before, I laugh my ass off at that story every time, because I've put packages in those clear envelopes with that very note attached.

Wizzo · 06-26-2002, 07:50 PM

now that's funny!

Pipecrew · 06-26-2002, 07:52 PM

I can see the Canadian Main Office from my Window..... Truly are idiots, I see them lighting each other on fire right now

foe · 06-26-2002, 07:54 PM

this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

pr0 · 06-26-2002, 07:57 PM

Always send a dildo to a friends neighbor in a clear plastic container. The name should always be right on the package, just a small mistake in the address.

Works best with male friends

FierceHost · 06-26-2002, 10:47 PM

lolz lolz

zubr · 06-26-2002, 11:25 PM

Thats hilarious...

Sex4it · 06-27-2002, 12:26 AM

06-26-2002, 07:41 PM	#1
kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	Don't ever but sex toys online. This story from Cosmo (Yes, my wife reads Cosmo, and I poke around. It's like Maxim for women), would stop me from EVER buying a sex toy online. "I'm a 20 year old University student who, to save money lives at home with my parents. After perusing a magazine, I saw an ad for a 12 inch dildo that I thought might be fun to try. While I was hesitant at first, the company assured their customers that all of their parcels arrived in plain brown wrapping. Having never done anything like this before, I figured I'd give it a shot. Well about 2 months went by and I forgot about the stupid thing until I arrived at home and my parents informed me that a parcel had come for me. Being the considerate parents that they were, I thought nothing of the fact that they said they put it up in my room. I went upstairs and to my horror, noticed the toy had indeed arrived. It was in a clear plastic bag with a note attached from the post office that read, "Our most sincere apologies. The packaging for this product was damaged in transit. Sincerely, Canada Post" Having worked for Canada Post before, I laugh my ass off at that story every time, because I've put packages in those clear envelopes with that very note attached.

06-26-2002, 07:50 PM	#2
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