Sounds like Boneprone has pulled a few things around here... Glad I convinced ya... Thanks.
I certainly will be hosting quite a few more shows, I am in talks with E! and a few other channels about my own show... Then I can really let it all out!
PS- Kimmy, I think a lot of people would pay to see it!
Trust in that!
I saw you on E! "Wild On Cannes" I think. There was a few porn stars in that one. Wild On is such a cool show, you should see if you can be the next host.
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Originally posted by I'm Slim Yeah! Didnt think anyone would notice it...that was good! I'm not sure if thats the EXACT quote but it goes something like that
Slim!
It looks right. My brother is a Morrison/Doors fanatic. He even has a site for The Doors I'm a fan too...but not like him.
Originally posted by TheFLY Ok I'm drunk and happy so here is my story of tonight that nobody cares about...
I went to the bar as usual -- I played pool -- hung out w/ my buddy Steve for a while -- played more pool -- bought some lesbians some margaritas -- no interesting girls there that night -- a bunch of superficial sorority bitches ok -- so I struck out -- zero nada -- but that's cool with me -- I'm secure in my solitude and manhood -- but who the fuck am I kidding so I'm smoking a fat nasty cigar that I bought because the two cigar shops didn't have Montecristo's -- and I have like this lightbulb in my head that I need to ask out this waitress at Denny's hehe -- so I go there and it's like I see this girl for the first time -- my eyes light up -- she's like an angel -- was I just drunk? No... She's a sweetheart but she worries a lot -- I can tell -- I'm worried about her a little bit but she is really a sweet girl -- like a fucking angel -- so I ask if I can buy her dinner sometime (ok no fancy lines) -- and she says yes! (I got an INSTANT woody right there under the counter -- it was an UNREAL woody -- like fucking SUPERNATURAL!!! Haha...) holdon let me get back to you she says... (the place is really really busy) -- so she goes off and does her stuff -- comes back to me -- she pours me a drink -- I ask for her phone number ok -- then she says well "let me come back and explain that situation" -- I'm thinking OK SHIT!! Either I'm being rejected and that's ok -- or I'm a lucky fucking bastard and she has no telephone -- alright so she comes back after like 10 mins and tells me she has no fucking telephone -- ok well to make a long story short -- I arranged a date w/ her -- and on my way out there was this flowers guy that I'm friends with -- I pay him some money and tell him to hook up my girl Jessica on the sly w/ some flowers... shit I'm like fucking in LOVE man -- what an angel... damn but this is not the type of chick that can handle the whole porn site thing (I'm guessing) but what the fuck I'm going to give it a shot anyway -- I need a date damnit! I'm a nice and good looking guy -- I just need to admit I'm as lonely as fuck... Damn I was happy until Jenna and Kimmykim started the whole catfight thing -- then all I can think about is these two hot chicks and their girlish figures shopping together -- fuck that I have nothing for lesbians but Kimmykim and Jenna -- imagine the hormones between those two chicks -- damn it will be like a fucking nuclear reaction -- ok maybe I'm still drunk... you know I think I have the hots for KimmyKim -- I like strong women... too bad she has a boyfriend... owell. Haha... Maybe I'm just saying that so I can get into a 3some -- that would be cool... Haha... j/k.... no seriously I'm taken now w/ Jessica... my angel my darling hehe... Ok I'll shut up now -- I'm being a moron on purpose because I know everyone is reading this rubbish because it's in the Jenna thread.
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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign LOL! 9 pages in less than 12 hours.. you've gotta be kidding me.. you don't all really think this is the real jenna do you?
It is...read back from when she first posted & you'll get it eventually.
Jenna is not like a fucking superhuman or an alien -- she's a real fucking person and why wouldn't she post on GFY? The most awesome place in the world to post anything as far as I'm concerned. Shit I've had a pornstar even call me on the phone to negotiate a link trade before (I trade oral sex for traffic) -- fuck they are real down to earth people like you and me (only they do sexual favors sometimes if you're really lucky like me) -- why do you have to bring Boneprone into this... Just because he is at 9999 posts doesn't mean he is trying to pull off some kind of prank in the meantime to stir up everyone's nutsacks...
Come on -- it's the real Jenna -- she proved it with that hat and wrecked mercedes post... you got to believe it!!!
Originally posted by baddog Okay, as promised, direct from JJ herself,
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I would also like to thank Aaronm for allowing me to host these off his server, since I could not beat that damn .htaccess (at least I know that works)
Oh, and thanks Jenna
how come it seems that Jenna must like the baddog, and the baddog will put these nice pictures of Jenna, and now the baddog is banned?
Bruce .... I know we were stoned and all ... but I tried to tell you that you want a CHICK on the reciving end of the glory hole you said you were gonna install in your office d00d !!!
the site is growing nicely, and you'll get "some" free traffic outta the deal ...
I am not one of these 20 year old kids here ... but it is amazing I must say to think that YOU are the sole reason most of them got into porn !!!
I will also admit to "rubbing one out" to your movies/photos on occassion .... and remember -=HUNGRYMAN=- when you are looking for a director for JENNA DOES BRITNEY !!!
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