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Rochard

08-10-2006 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316

I'm housebroken but my wife says I am kind of creepy looking :disgust ...

nevermind :Oh crap :Oh crap

Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....

Rochard

08-10-2006 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

anyone mind if i bring our new extreme girl... Sophia?

Only if she's in a bikini....

Niko Bimini

08-10-2006 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I will do my best. With the new flying restrictions I may just make it a stop on my way to Indiana.

Niko, can I have my room back for a night?

Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!

:thumbsup

OG LennyT

08-10-2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....

she wont be attending :thumbsup

I mean... :(

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)

Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

Sounds like a plan to me!

xNetworx

08-10-2006 11:10 PM

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun :thumbsup

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun :thumbsup

DAVE!!! Are you ready for round 2 buddy? We drank Vegas.. now let's drink Rochards =)

SBJ	08-10-2006 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun :thumbsup

I like the sound of that!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/066/039.jpg

and since Kayla lives a really close she said today she will stumble accross the street for this one too :thumbsup

tASSy

08-10-2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimini

Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!

:thumbsup

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

fr0gman

08-10-2006 11:21 PM

Sounds like a cool party... I really have to get out more.

Maybe I can get Baddog to sneak me in...

Niko Bimini

08-10-2006 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Ok now here I try so hard to be all secret-like and you go chimming in!!!!!! :winkwink:

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun :thumbsup

Seems to me there was a video of this.......
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/045.wmv

Rattlehead

08-10-2006 11:26 PM

Awesome, I of course will be there.

Easton

08-10-2006 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Only if she's in a bikini....

sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her :upsidedow

baddog

08-10-2006 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it. :winkwink:

SBJ	08-10-2006 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her :upsidedow

that sounds like the Sofia I know and love :thumbsup

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rattlehead

Awesome, I of course will be there.

added: "Rattlehead and some lucky midget"

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:35 PM

So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house? :winkwink:

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

waitaminute...

if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

you already promised me your bed!!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Your coming?

Did I miss something here?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/bird.jpg

Niko Bimini

08-10-2006 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it. :winkwink:

Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much

:pimp

SBJ	08-10-2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house? :winkwink:

the house is plenty big enough :winkwink: But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend :1orglaugh

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

the house is plenty big enough :winkwink: But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend :1orglaugh

what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

the house is plenty big enough :winkwink: But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend :1orglaugh

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95...k_yo_couch.gif

Someone had to do it :thumbsup :pimp :1orglaugh

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.

No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

True story.

Rochard

08-10-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimini

Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much

:pimp

I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?

Deraj

08-10-2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

True story.

Well if I start screaming "I love you Rochard", I am getting tested for Ruffies! :1orglaugh

SBJ	08-10-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea :1orglaugh

and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot :winkwink:
http://www.silentbucks.com/kelly/images/DSC00414.JPG

Rochard

08-11-2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

Oh, wait.....

SBJ	08-11-2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

Oh, wait.....

haha I'll try to see if I can find her again.. but don't worry I'm inviting a few hotties that i will tell you about when i get them to say they'll come (all in the biz don't worry :winkwink: )

Elli	08-11-2006 02:24 AM

Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend :( Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.

BrettJ

08-11-2006 02:29 AM

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

CaptainWolfy

08-11-2006 02:38 AM

sounds like fun :)

SBJ	08-11-2006 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

It's not heated but i assure you it will still be plenty warm Sept 2nd..

Scott McD

08-11-2006 04:13 AM

Quote:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/064/114.jpg

Niiiiiiiice !!!! :thumbsup

KRosh

08-11-2006 04:56 AM

OK,

I have missed this party several times. This time i will be there.

:thumbsup

TheLegacy

08-11-2006 06:11 AM

you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north

Rochard

08-11-2006 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend :( Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.

And another Canandian tells me "no".

Rochard

08-11-2006 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

Hello? It's Phoenix. The pool will still be like bathwater in September....

Rochard

08-11-2006 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north

This is not true. I sent you the ICQ message with the thread, not her silly.

Juicy D. Links

08-11-2006 07:54 AM

i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rochard

08-11-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do!

Cole Montana

08-11-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/real.jpg

Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!

Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).

It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....

http://www.spunkycash.com/banners/gfy.gif

This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.

Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.

Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.

Here's the guest list:

Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget

wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?

Rochard

08-11-2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cole Montana

wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?

The list is updated as I add to it silly.

Zoe_Zoebaboe

08-11-2006 09:40 AM

Hmm...

I am wondering if I should go or not. I mean...it's a long drive from Vegas...but bikinis and booze...that's tempting...

SeanE

08-11-2006 09:49 AM

Sign me up! I will post the details about my party here soon! ;-)

Niko Bimini

08-11-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?

What can I say..........................I am a very very VERY lucky man!

:pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

Honez

08-11-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....

Cole may have something to say about that :Oh crap

Thanks for adding us to the list! You know we will be there. It is just a stumble down the 101 for us. Plus, we have to help Bob get the place party ready.

Cole Montana

08-11-2006 10:16 AM

hey, maybe if I can get enough help, we can paint the walls before hand and give Rochard an almost new house look for his present! Any volounteers?

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