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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Laptops, ipoda and other shit banned at some airports

    jesus wtf is next?
  • Adult Warden
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 1822

    #2
    they will ban your sexyness

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    • StuartD
      Sofa King Band
      • Jul 2002
      • 29903

      #3
      Pretty soon, there'll only be certain people allowed to fly at certain times of the day.
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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Yes, it's true Juicy, that Blackberry of yours has to be checked into luggage, not allowed passed security.

        All your gadgetry are belong to islamics....

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          I made a prediction this morning to a friend of mine, and I will make it here:

          What's next? No carry-on baggage allowed.

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          • CheneyRumsfeld
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2004
            • 1341

            #6
            next thing to be banneed is fleshlight

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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              you cant bring any liquids on the planes either i think :\
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              • CheneyRumsfeld
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2004
                • 1341

                #8
                next thing to be banned is fleshlight

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  I made a prediction this morning to a friend of mine, and I will make it here:

                  What's next? No carry-on baggage allowed.
                  They've already done that at some airports. You're only allowed to carry on 1 small see through ziplock baggie with just your wallet and stuff in it. Nothing in your pockets.

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Adult Warden
                    they will ban your sexyness
                    loll i already get dirty looks yo

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                    • CheneyRumsfeld
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1341

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                      They've already done that at some airports. You're only allowed to carry on 1 small see through ziplock baggie with just your wallet and stuff in it. Nothing in your pockets.
                      streaking is back in style

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                      • L0rdJuni0r
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 5883

                        #12
                        this world is going crazy.
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                        • bausch
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 3017

                          #13
                          What about face creams or foundation?

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                          • baddog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                            They've already done that at some airports. You're only allowed to carry on 1 small see through ziplock baggie with just your wallet and stuff in it. Nothing in your pockets.

                            I have a feeling I will be doing a lot more driving . . but Indiana is so far away

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                            • spunkmaster
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2052

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              jesus wtf is next?
                              Arabs ???

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                              • bknoob
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 1610

                                #16
                                Originally posted by madawgz
                                you cant bring any liquids on the planes either i think :\
                                Exceptions: Medicine and breast milk and one must prove in front of them that they are indeed medicine and baby solution.

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                                • bknoob
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 1610

                                  #17
                                  As far as safety is concerned, I'd have to say it's probably safest to fly now since terrorists are probably hiding again.

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                                  • bvds
                                    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 25085

                                    #18
                                    I just cancelled my world trip
                                    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                    • KRL
                                      Entrepreneur
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 31429

                                      #19
                                      My predictions:

                                      Down to the underwear strip search. Next they'll want to scan your clothing to make sure nothing is stiched inside the fabric. You'll have to disrobe because the scanner will be unhealthy to go through if you travel a lot.

                                      I also predict within the next several years everyone in the US is going to have to wear a bar code tamper proof ID tag at all times they are in a public area, when traveling, driving etc.

                                      The US government is going to want to track everyone in the US. Its inevitable.

                                      They already can follow you by your cellphone, so tags will be the next step.

                                      I also predict vehicle license plates and VIN bar codes are going to be scanned at checkpoints on all major roadways and whenever you enter any major public event area like a stadium, downtown in major cities where high rise buildings are, etc.

                                      It could cause a total uprising against the government so it will be interesting to see.

                                      These things are already in the planning stage and some ideas have even been put into testing already.
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                                      • lloyd
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 798

                                        #20
                                        fuck it....

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                                        • X37375787

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bausch
                                          What about face creams or foundation?

                                          Nope. I flew today, and all this is no longer allowed:

                                          Lip gloss, lip sticks, cremes, nose/eye droppers, water bottles, nail polish, deodorants, deo stix, etc. Anything waxy/liquidy has to be put in your check-in luggage.

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                                          • r-c-e
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 1070

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                            They've already done that at some airports. You're only allowed to carry on 1 small see through ziplock baggie with just your wallet and stuff in it. Nothing in your pockets.
                                            Thats gay.

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                                            • goldrush
                                              Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 661

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                              I also predict vehicle license plates and VIN bar codes are going to be scanned at checkpoints on all major roadways and whenever you enter any major public event area like a stadium, downtown in major cities where high rise buildings are, etc.
                                              They already have that in the UK
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