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Alex · 08-10-2006, 09:06 PM

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
I just ordered the top ten shirts

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.S GOES KILLING

Bdiddy · 08-10-2006, 09:09 PM

reynold · 08-10-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireBrian

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

StickyGreen · 08-10-2006, 10:05 PM

lol, chuck norris is the best to clown on...

08-10-2006, 09:06 PM	#1
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Oldie but still funny. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ I just ordered the top ten shirts # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.S GOES KILLING __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

08-10-2006, 09:09 PM	#2
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08-10-2006, 10:05 PM	#4
StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	lol, chuck norris is the best to clown on... __________________ Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life