Fun with Al Gore!

[FATPad]

Don't bitch at me if they're not accurate, not real or whatever. I found them funny, and that's all I care about.

Plus I can see this jackalope actually saying these things.

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
--Vice President Al Gore

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history, I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live
in this century."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was
that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those
people."
--Vice President Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
--Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
--Vice President Al Gore

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
--Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and
that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
--Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
--Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future."
--Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being
very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have tremendous impact on history."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore
may or may not make."
-- Vice President Al Gore

[Amputate Your Head]

ROFL!!!

[Pathfinder]

There is a book composed of Reagan's goofy statements. I checked it out of the Library one time, but I can't remember the name of it.

[foe]

if this is real then maybe Bush isnt so bad after all

[Rich J.]

Just to clear this up... every single one of those quotes was actually said by DAN QUAYLE (Bush Sr's vice preznit). Go HERE for an article which explains the whole thing.

[ADL Colin]

Thats funny. I thought of Quayle as I was reading these.

EX-DC mayor Marion Barry has a similar list of quotes attributed to him; most of which are not actually real.

For example,

http://members.tripod.com/ironburl/barry.html

[foe]

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

[foe]

I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry



The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry



This is great

[Paul Markham]

the sad thing is people voted for these guys. They all got in.

We have a couple ourselves but not that bad.

[Mr.Fiction]

The latest trend in political disinformation has used the Internet to disseminate a series of quotations that make Gore, the Democratic presidential nominee, sound like his Republican vice-presidential predecessor, Dan Quayle.

The reason the quotes make Gore sound so much like Quayle is that they are quotes previously attributed to Quayle.

Sometime around 1997, a list of "Gore" quotations began circulating in various spots on the Internet. Where Quayle had said "Republican" or referred to "President Bush" and "Mrs. Bush," some anonymous editor had changed it to fit a Democratic administration.

http://www.post-gazette.com/headline...903quotes3.asp

[Mr.Fiction]

Originally posted by charly
the sad thing is people voted for these guys. They all got in.

We have a couple ourselves but not that bad.

Read the article, these quotes are made up by Republicans as a way to try to make Gore look bad.

Someone could make up a bunch of quotes about you, that wouldn't make you an idiot, it would them an idiot.