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notabook · 08-12-2006, 05:03 AM

Aug. 9, 2006 ? Camille has beauty and brains.

She's a former model and a Phi Beta Kappa with a master's in education. There's a part of her, though, that's not so perfect.

She smells like spoiled fish.

Camille says when she taught, students wouldn't come near her.

"They would say things like, 'Ew, this classroom stinks like dead fish.' They would call me 'Miss Fishy.'"

She asked that her last name not be used because telling her story was difficult for her. Camille described the odor as "a very heavy, intense, dark, deep smell."

"I didn't know why I was emitting such a strong odor. I mean, it can fill an entire room. Recently, it filled an auditorium," Camille said.

Her job as a teacher became excruciating.

"I was so focused on 'Do I smell? Do I smell? Are they saying things? Are they whispering? Are they laughing about me?'"

Smell Can't Be Covered

No matter what she does, Camille says she can't cover the smell. Neither showers nor perfume helps.

Camille has a medical mystery that she's struggled to understand for nearly 30 years.

It took her self-esteem and was taking her profession. She says she was often in a state of panic.

"I would open windows. I would leave the door open. I'd put fans in my classrooms. I mean the whole nine yards," Camille said.

She also felt a tremendous amount of pain. "I would cry all the way home from school. All the time."

Her childhood was no easier because Camille's ordeal began in first grade.

"One of my teachers asked me if I was showering every day. From that point on, she kind of sat me in the corner of the classroom. Kids would call me a freak. They would tell me I smelled like horse manure [and] dead fish."

Read more here.

So... is this the smoking gun that we need to prove once and for all that cats are splicing fish genes with humans in order to make them more tasty in the coming war?

The short answer is yes.

Zarathustra · 08-12-2006, 05:09 AM

poor girl

xxxoutsourcing · 08-12-2006, 05:14 AM

Very unlucky.... Having that kind of smell?

Antonio · 08-12-2006, 05:33 AM

gee, its 2006 and they can't do nothing to help her???

Manowar · 08-12-2006, 06:04 AM

that sucks

rigrunner · 08-12-2006, 06:11 AM

Hahaha there was one kid in my class at school who smelt just the same. The tutor also banished them to the corner of the room by a nice big window that could open. Maybe the share conditions.

Th!nk · 08-12-2006, 08:23 AM

oh that sucks big time...poor girl

Klen · 08-12-2006, 08:26 AM

O my.Horrible how did she survive her teenhood and childhood.

XMaster · 08-12-2006, 08:42 AM

CreamXtreme · 08-12-2006, 08:44 AM

...that medical science would overlook it.

Whenever there is a bad odor exuding from someone's body
it ususally means there is a fungal or bacterial infection.

A friend of mine once went to a doctor and told the doctor
about a speghetti cheese smell coming out of his fingernails.
The doctor pressed on his nails and they turned white and
then lamented, that the problem was simple, he was infested
with a fungus. Gave him some pill and the smell went away.

The worst to me is halitosis. Talking to someone with bad
breath, especially when they are good looking, is a real turn
off.

Can't figure out why Camille or Sally or Joe Smoe won't go to
a doctor that learned something in the 9+ years they went to
medicial school.

Nick

HpicAnn · 08-12-2006, 09:00 AM

I just read her story! It`s very sad and she is a very good looking girl. Finally she knows where that odor comes from and she is trying to get a better life!

headless ghost · 08-12-2006, 09:06 AM

stand a little closer to the soap and water.
it is known to work.

carol.prime · 08-12-2006, 09:11 AM

She needs medication. If it's with her breath, something's wrong with her gastric body that's why she's emitting such smell. One thing for sure: her system needs medical attention

Lykos · 08-12-2006, 09:18 AM

yeah that really sux

dakota1358 · 08-12-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

So... is this the smoking gun that we need to prove once and for all that cats are splicing fish genes with humans in order to make them more tasty in the coming war?

The short answer is yes.

I knew it and people wonder why I hate cats.

gooddomains · 08-12-2006, 10:40 AM

that is very sad

Scott McD · 08-12-2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

There's a part of her, though, that's not so perfect.

She smells like spoiled fish.

I'm sorry but i still laughed at that...

Libertine · 08-12-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamXtreme

...that medical science would overlook it.

Whenever there is a bad odor exuding from someone's body
it ususally means there is a fungal or bacterial infection.

A friend of mine once went to a doctor and told the doctor
about a speghetti cheese smell coming out of his fingernails.
The doctor pressed on his nails and they turned white and
then lamented, that the problem was simple, he was infested
with a fungus. Gave him some pill and the smell went away.

The worst to me is halitosis. Talking to someone with bad
breath, especially when they are good looking, is a real turn
off.

Can't figure out why Camille or Sally or Joe Smoe won't go to
a doctor that learned something in the 9+ years they went to
medicial school.

Nick

In the time it took you to write this, you could have read the article. Had you done that, you would have known that one experience with a smelly friend is not a good substitute for med school

From the article:

Quote:

Finally, a dentist suspected Sandy had TMAU, based on the smell of her breath, and sent her to Dr. George Preti of Philadelphia's Monell Chemical Senses Institute.

Preti is an expert in the rare genetic disorder, with only 600 documented patients in the world.

In these people, a faulty enzyme causes the buildup of a chemical called TMA, which smells like dead fish.

"It's a volatile chemical. It will come out through the lungs. It'll get into your sweat, your spit and other body secretions. So that's how it imparts its odor to the individual who has this disorder," Preti said.

Tdog · 08-12-2006, 11:45 AM

Poor girl, what can she do?

E$_manager · 08-12-2006, 12:01 PM

this is so pity. Poor girl.

E$_manager · 08-12-2006, 12:06 PM

no desodorantes can help?

samsam · 08-12-2006, 12:37 PM

i bet you she can help solve it if she drinks shit loads of water, and does heavy exercise regularly to sweat it out.

lack of exercise can cause people to stink, some people need to excrete sweat

samsam · 08-12-2006, 12:40 PM

Read page two:

"I had an incident in middle school where a bunch of kids cornered me in the cafeteria and threw tuna fish sandwiches at me," Camille said.

LMAO

Vitasoy · 08-12-2006, 01:53 PM

Aww that poor girl

Drake · 08-12-2006, 02:51 PM

brutal condition

babymaker · 08-12-2006, 03:15 PM

damn, that does suck for her i feel bad

but,................err don't most women over the age of puberty smeel like dead fish lol

08-12-2006, 05:03 AM	#1
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Woman Smells Like Dead Fish Aug. 9, 2006 ? Camille has beauty and brains. She's a former model and a Phi Beta Kappa with a master's in education. There's a part of her, though, that's not so perfect. She smells like spoiled fish. Camille says when she taught, students wouldn't come near her. "They would say things like, 'Ew, this classroom stinks like dead fish.' They would call me 'Miss Fishy.'" She asked that her last name not be used because telling her story was difficult for her. Camille described the odor as "a very heavy, intense, dark, deep smell." "I didn't know why I was emitting such a strong odor. I mean, it can fill an entire room. Recently, it filled an auditorium," Camille said. Her job as a teacher became excruciating. "I was so focused on 'Do I smell? Do I smell? Are they saying things? Are they whispering? Are they laughing about me?'" Smell Can't Be Covered No matter what she does, Camille says she can't cover the smell. Neither showers nor perfume helps. Camille has a medical mystery that she's struggled to understand for nearly 30 years. It took her self-esteem and was taking her profession. She says she was often in a state of panic. "I would open windows. I would leave the door open. I'd put fans in my classrooms. I mean the whole nine yards," Camille said. She also felt a tremendous amount of pain. "I would cry all the way home from school. All the time." Her childhood was no easier because Camille's ordeal began in first grade. "One of my teachers asked me if I was showering every day. From that point on, she kind of sat me in the corner of the classroom. Kids would call me a freak. They would tell me I smelled like horse manure [and] dead fish." Read more here. So... is this the smoking gun that we need to prove once and for all that cats are splicing fish genes with humans in order to make them more tasty in the coming war? The short answer is yes. __________________

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CreamXtreme Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 60	Shame that the answer is so simple... ...that medical science would overlook it. Whenever there is a bad odor exuding from someone's body it ususally means there is a fungal or bacterial infection. A friend of mine once went to a doctor and told the doctor about a speghetti cheese smell coming out of his fingernails. The doctor pressed on his nails and they turned white and then lamented, that the problem was simple, he was infested with a fungus. Gave him some pill and the smell went away. The worst to me is halitosis. Talking to someone with bad breath, especially when they are good looking, is a real turn off. Can't figure out why Camille or Sally or Joe Smoe won't go to a doctor that learned something in the 9+ years they went to medicial school. Nick __________________ Big Money Bad Ass Live Babes - Make up to $300 per Sale Every Man's Better Side - Find Her! CreamXtreme Where The Best Submitters Are!

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samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	i bet you she can help solve it if she drinks shit loads of water, and does heavy exercise regularly to sweat it out. lack of exercise can cause people to stink, some people need to excrete sweat

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samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Read page two: "I had an incident in middle school where a bunch of kids cornered me in the cafeteria and threw tuna fish sandwiches at me," Camille said. LMAO

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