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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    Things not to do when visiting a Mc Donald's

    Well first of all i guess i should introduce myself..My name is Joanna.. i work at Mcdonalds in Walker , Louisiana..
    i've been working at mcdonalds for 2 years .. moving from place to place to different stores since hurricane katrina.

    i brought a copy of the old "things not to do when visiting a mcdonalds" that i saw on here to work... and me and a few girls from work decided to add on during the shift.. and we came up with a lot more than we thought we would haha well if anyone is interested in reading them here they are.

    1. If we have temporarily run out of an item on the menu, dont cry about it and make stupid commetns about how "this never happens at burger king!" either order something else or get the hell out!.

    2. If something is out-of-order, get over it. The world is an imperfect place and mcdonalds is not immune to that.

    3. If im on my break and eating in the lobby, dont ask me to fetch you BBQ sauce. just because im still in uniform does not mean im on the clock.

    4. If you dont speak english well, bring an interpreter.. if not dont get upset when your order gets messed up.

    5. Dont confuse franchises! we dont biggie size, we dont have onion rings or nachos, and no..you may not "have it your way".

    6. Dont roll your eyes at me if you just paid me eight dollars and forty three cents in change and im counting to verify..its my register and ill do it my way.

    7. If you dont see tomatoes on the sandwich in the picture dont fucking ask me to take them off. The big mac has been around for ages.. it dosent have tomatoes..

    8. Dont start handing me change after ive already totaled your order, opened my register and started counting your change. Its not my fault you were too slow..just take what i give you!

    9. Keep your sweaty, wrinkly bills to yourself..along with your sticky change.

    10. Dont fucking ask me if your sauce is in the bag if you never asked for it in the first place.

    11. When i hand you your food.. and say "have a nice day!" you better respond with a smile, a "thanks, you too" or at least acknowledge my existence.. its called being polite people..

    12. Dont scream at me if i ask you to repeat your order.. we're talking about cheeseburgers , not missiles..so calm down!

    13. Dont come into the lobby two minutes before we close. chances are ive already cleaned ,and it will only cause me to do unspeakable things to your (already stale) food.

    14. If you ask me for a moment to decide , dont ask me "are you ready" you needed more time - not me!

    15. If you have a "turbo disel" truck or an abnormally loud vehicle..how about turning off the engine genius? instead of trying to order over the noise .. I guarentee you'll find it much easier to understand each other.

    16. Dont act offended when i check your bills to see if they are counterfeit. Everywhere else you bring it, they're going to do the same thing.

    17. Please dont order a combo and then when i ask what kind of drink you tell me you dont want one. that defeats the whole purpose of ordering a fucking combo idiot!

    18. When you pull to the window and hear/see me taking another order.. dont start talking to me about your order you rude whore.

    19. After you pay, proceed to the next window if noone is in front of you.. Our buisness is over.

    20. Listen when i say "your recipt will be at the next window" dont sit there and stare at me after i close the window.

    21. Please learn what time breakfast ends and lunch starts. no .. i dont serve burritos all day. This is not jack-in-the-box.

    22. If you're a senior citizen , dont think you can drive past the speaker and say you forget to order.. go back around like everyone else! you already get discounts ..what more special favors do you expect?!

    23. For the LOVE OF GOD, if you know you should..then cover your damn self up! just cause its drive-thru dosent mean you shouldnt dress decent still.

    24. If your card is declined.. dont ask why and assume its our fault. Put some damn money in the bank cheap ass.

    25. Do realize that i can hear everything you say from the moment you pull up to the speaker till you drive off. so if you're talking shit , dont act so suprised when im not exactly friendly when you get to the window.

    26. If im busy taking an order, dont put your money on the ledge and not expect me to do the same thing with your change.

    27. Does this look like toys-r-us? who cares if your kid's got 10 of the same toy already.. thats telling me you dont feed them at home enough

    28. I fucking know what PLAIN means.. dont feel the need to include that means "meat and cheese only!"

    29. You are about 10 feet from the window when you are at the speaker..dont ask me what you total is when i told you once AND it was on the screen.

    30. Dont order a large ice cream cone.. they're all one size.

    31. Dont come through drive thru after your mid life crisis in your new sports car.. and try to impress me with your 1987 pick up lines.

    32. Dont come through drive thru and then tell the manager at the 2nd window that i was rushing you. Drive thru is SUPPOSED to be fast.

    33. Dont ask me if we do cash back, this isent a bank.

    34. Dont order free water and then sit in front my window and ask what the hold up is..you arent paying for it anyway..

    35. If you ordered a burger without pickles and they somehow ended up there anyway.. just pick them off because thats all im going to do when you bring it back to me to "fix it".

    36. CLEAN. UP. YOUR. MESS . those trash cans are conveniently located next to the exits for a reason.

    37. If you are the passenger of the car or in the backseat and you know that you dont talk very loud.. dont try to order for everyone in the car..

    38. Please quiet your kids and other passengers from trying to order all at the sametime. I can only listen to one person at a time.

    39. If you let go of your money before i grab it, or you drop it while i am handing it to you.. dont look at me like you really expect me to get it for you..besides you're closer.

    40. What's the point of "easy ice"?? our ABS machine dosent even have that setting. either order no ice or take what you get.

    41. if you wouldnt talk like you have SHIT in your mouth, i could understand you the first time...

    42. If you see me having a conversation for a few seconds with the car in front of you.. dont be an asshole and honk your horn.. you will get your food soon enough, chances are it isent even bagged yet.

    43. DONT TALK SHIT as you are leaving the first window. I still have another window i can catch you at..and trust me I WILL.!
  • Tom_PM
    Porn Meister
    • Feb 2005
    • 16443

    #2
    #1) DONT EAT ANYTHING. EXIT PROMPTLY.

    heh
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    • Deputy Chief Command
      Deputy Chief Command
      • Nov 2005
      • 4482

      #3
      Originally posted by PR_Tom
      #1) DONT EAT ANYTHING. EXIT PROMPTLY.

      heh


      was about to say the same !

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      • Tdog
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 2707

        #4
        1) Dont come within 1000 feet of any Mcdonalds.

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        • free4porn
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          • Jun 2005
          • 4654

          #5
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          • madawgz
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            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            anyone had their food altered yet?
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            • Mediachick
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 897

              #7
              My good 'ol mcdonald trick:

              1. Order a combo double cheese burger with bacon.

              2. Get out of the restaurant, open the sandwich and eat the bacon; take a bite of the sandwich (very important).

              3. Get back inside with a scandalized look on your face and tell your cashier that there was no bacon in your sandwich like you ordered...

              They will give you a free one and let you keep the other since its already half eaten. I used to do that all the time in my broke years and it worked everytime.
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              • Kristian
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 3733

                #8
                Originally posted by Mediachick
                My good 'ol mcdonald trick:

                1. Order a combo double cheese burger with bacon.

                2. Get out of the restaurant, open the sandwich and eat the bacon; take a bite of the sandwich (very important).

                3. Get back inside with a scandalized look on your face and tell your cashier that there was no bacon in your sandwich like you ordered...

                They will give you a free one and let you keep the other since its already half eaten. I used to do that all the time in my broke years and it worked everytime.

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                • Satan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1626

                  #9
                  Can i get a whopper/

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                  • fuzebox
                    making it rain
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22353

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PR_Tom
                    #1) DONT EAT ANYTHING. EXIT PROMPTLY.

                    heh
                    first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title

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                    • Vittoria
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 83

                      #11
                      hmmmm. healthy eating anyone?

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                      • XMaster
                        Poker Player
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2948

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mediachick
                        My good 'ol mcdonald trick:

                        1. Order a combo double cheese burger with bacon.

                        2. Get out of the restaurant, open the sandwich and eat the bacon; take a bite of the sandwich (very important).

                        3. Get back inside with a scandalized look on your face and tell your cashier that there was no bacon in your sandwich like you ordered...

                        They will give you a free one and let you keep the other since its already half eaten. I used to do that all the time in my broke years and it worked everytime.
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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          35. If you ordered a burger without pickles and they somehow ended up there anyway.. just pick them off because thats all im going to do when you bring it back to me to "fix it".


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                          • Adult Warden
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1822

                            #14
                            I love this thread...Fucken so right too...Whats bad is...That hit close to home several times

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                              • May 2006
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                              #15
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                              • Vitasoy
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Mediachick
                                My good 'ol mcdonald trick:

                                1. Order a combo double cheese burger with bacon.

                                2. Get out of the restaurant, open the sandwich and eat the bacon; take a bite of the sandwich (very important).

                                3. Get back inside with a scandalized look on your face and tell your cashier that there was no bacon in your sandwich like you ordered...

                                They will give you a free one and let you keep the other since its already half eaten. I used to do that all the time in my broke years and it worked everytime.
                                lol.. you go girl


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                                • um_designs
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                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 452

                                  #17
                                  hahaha good read.
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 16502

                                    #18
                                    number 1 rule at ANY resturant

                                    treat your server with alittle respect, they handle your food...

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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748

                                      #19
                                      I hate mcdonalds except in Canada. Canada the burgers look like what they do in the fucking ads, in America they look like they have been sat on by three obese employees then stuck up a midget's ass.

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                                      • Doctor Dre
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 51692

                                        #20
                                        DOH
                                        25. Do realize that i can hear everything you say from the moment you pull up to the speaker till you drive off. so if you're talking shit , dont act so suprised when im not exactly friendly when you get to the window.

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                                        • tony299
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by LOL :D
                                          number 1 rule at ANY resturant

                                          treat your server with alittle respect, they handle your food...
                                          I agree I treat all servers like good friends and rarely have a problem.

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                                          • he-fox
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 2884

                                            #22
                                            44. Don't visit the kitchen or the freezers, you might run like hell!

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                                            • SacredGate
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 130

                                              #23
                                              so its like telling me not to eat burger at McDonalds, or just have those foods delivered to my place and let my dog bark at them

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                                              • BusterBunny
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                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 19291

                                                #24
                                                i don't think michael douglass will go for these rules...

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                                                • Sly
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                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 31377

                                                  #25
                                                  Most of those sound like the whining of a know-it-all employee. Not even funny.
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                                                  • SleazyDream
                                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 41470

                                                    #26
                                                    why do morons think they deserve respect?
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                                                    • OG LennyT
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                                                      #27
                                                      LOL.. funny stuff
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                                                      • goldrush
                                                        Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                        • 661

                                                        #28
                                                        Why the fuck would any self-respecting person lower themselves to going to McD's in the first place? McD's is for losers.
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 16502

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          why do morons think they deserve respect?
                                                          think about that statement next time you eat out and wonder if they spit in your food, or did something else to it


                                                          and saying the establishment is crap because of it... nah, that shit happens because of the treatment they get from the "know it all" customers...

                                                          you treat me like a piece of shit, yeah, im gonna put a piece of shit litterally in your food... treat me with respect and like a person who is handling your food, and you'll have the best meal of your life.

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                                                          • bknoob
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 1610

                                                            #30
                                                            <3 McDonalds

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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151

                                                              #31
                                                              Joanna ... was your ass that big when you started at McDonalds ... or have you been embezzling?



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                                                              • GatorB
                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 18208

                                                                #32
                                                                Joanna makes a lot of demands for someone making $51.5 and hour and who's only skill is flipping burgers. And perhaps sucking off the assistant night manager on occasion.

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                                                                • Cash
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 20825

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • DanielS
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 569

                                                                    #34
                                                                    are you people still eating at MD's??

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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 71528

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mediachick
                                                                      My good 'ol mcdonald trick:

                                                                      1. Order a combo double cheese burger with bacon.

                                                                      2. Get out of the restaurant, open the sandwich and eat the bacon; take a bite of the sandwich (very important).

                                                                      3. Get back inside with a scandalized look on your face and tell your cashier that there was no bacon in your sandwich like you ordered...

                                                                      They will give you a free one and let you keep the other since its already half eaten. I used to do that all the time in my broke years and it worked everytime.

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                                                                      • Magix
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                                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                                        • 2616

                                                                        #36
                                                                        he he nice one
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