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C H R I S · 08-09-2006, 01:03 PM

This was so good I had to read it again...... still funny

Danny_C · 08-09-2006, 01:12 PM

Nice! The first one we discussed the other night.

Bruno · 08-09-2006, 01:36 PM

Classic.

[illnet]-Romeo · 08-09-2006, 01:43 PM

My favorite is the don't say Thanks I think..... Too fucking funny bro

DanniCashDan · 08-09-2006, 03:07 PM

Excellent!

AVNedison · 08-09-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Treat females in the industry as lower beings. After a big night of drinking on someone else?s tab, a good thing to do is to go grope one of them or ask them to show you their tits. You deserve it, you are the man, remember? They aren?t program owners or company execs or decision makers, plus some of them are actually models, so they are totally cool with that behavior. If they are standing next to a guy and you are talking, only make eye contact with the guy. Whenever he speaks, give a nod of interest to him and pretty much pretend she is not there, this will prevent her from chiming in all the time about shopping and ?which mall is the best.? The guy standing next to her will appreciate your shrewd candor. He may even slap fist with you and offer to take you to a big football game someday. Before you know it, you will be living in a Miller High Life commercial.

Great tips man.

This should be posted on ALL Webmaster Resource sites.

C H R I S · 08-09-2006, 04:15 PM

I love this.....

SleazyDream · 08-09-2006, 05:13 PM

well gona see what I've done so I'll read though the list and reply with what i do.

why - cause I fucking feel like it

here we go:

I try and say thanks - sometimes i forget. I always try though.

I have interrupeted people in meetings. mostly cause I couldn't tell they were in a meeting. not on pupose though.

i can't insult a former company - no one would ever hire me so i work for myself

Been to a couple of gay parties. can talk to 'gay' men in public areas but I feel weird at gay parties unless there are lesbians there. that's just me i guess.

most people say I'm an asshole and not cool on messageboards so I've covered there.

i name drop all the time - mostly to find common friends as i know a lot of people in this game. I try and let them lead it.

i live for a one up on people. me's just gota fuck with them.

i tell people I'm on welfare when they ask me what I do. I'm not smart enough to be a consultant.

I grop every female I can. I grop every man I can. I refrain from grabbing asses and boobs (my hand HAS slipped and to be 100% honest it was a slip - seriously - and it hasn't happened often) I like to hug. speak bad about it if you want - i'm still gona grop you.

I usually prefer the company of smart females to males

i'm fine drinking anything given to me so I'm ok there.

I often tip at company events. if i feel like tipping i will. fuck it

I call out people when they act like morons. I don't always NAME them, but I can be pushed into doing it.

ok, that's my take. I guess I failed but that's how I approach it.

most people hate me anyway though

MaDalton · 08-09-2006, 05:14 PM

right on the head...

but it misses something like:

"when coming back home make sure to post in every thread how great it was to meet everyone regardless if it was maybe just in the line for the bathroom for 20 seconds. that will show everone else that you're a real playa who knows everyone and all the other playas love to hang out with you."

you're better with the words, but i think you get the idea

and btw - when i said thank you that night i meant it like that

JFK · 08-09-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

right on the head...

but it misses something like:

"when coming back home make sure to post in every thread how great it was to meet everyone regardless if it was maybe just in the line for the bathroom for 20 seconds. that will show everone else that you're a real playa who knows everyone and all the other playas love to hang out with you."

you're better with the words, but i think you get the idea

and btw - when i said thank you that night i meant it like that

"and btw - when i said thank you that night i meant it like that

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was it good for you ??

Mr. Romance · 08-09-2006, 05:29 PM

as usual Cory...you make sense

Mr. Romance

08-09-2006, 01:03 PM	#51
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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	well gona see what I've done so I'll read though the list and reply with what i do. why - cause I fucking feel like it here we go: I try and say thanks - sometimes i forget. I always try though. I have interrupeted people in meetings. mostly cause I couldn't tell they were in a meeting. not on pupose though. i can't insult a former company - no one would ever hire me so i work for myself Been to a couple of gay parties. can talk to 'gay' men in public areas but I feel weird at gay parties unless there are lesbians there. that's just me i guess. most people say I'm an asshole and not cool on messageboards so I've covered there. i name drop all the time - mostly to find common friends as i know a lot of people in this game. I try and let them lead it. i live for a one up on people. me's just gota fuck with them. i tell people I'm on welfare when they ask me what I do. I'm not smart enough to be a consultant. I grop every female I can. I grop every man I can. I refrain from grabbing asses and boobs (my hand HAS slipped and to be 100% honest it was a slip - seriously - and it hasn't happened often) I like to hug. speak bad about it if you want - i'm still gona grop you. I usually prefer the company of smart females to males i'm fine drinking anything given to me so I'm ok there. I often tip at company events. if i feel like tipping i will. fuck it I call out people when they act like morons. I don't always NAME them, but I can be pushed into doing it. ok, that's my take. I guess I failed but that's how I approach it. most people hate me anyway though __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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