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damn Cory, your writing skillz just get better and better, hilarious stuff man! :thumbsup

Damn I knew I forgot something after our hour of skinny dipping in sea ;)))

Great post btw

and just because I have big boobs don't tell me to enter the wet tshirt contest!

Luckily I didn't run into too many people who were following your tips at this show. Vegas tends to attract a slightly more obnoxious crowd for some reason. :)

This one is the best, there are quite a few of them out there ...

Thanks for posting. I'll be sure to share with all my new hires :)

It is definitely a pleasure knowing you.

Damn and here I have been doing things ass backwards... I even accidentally held a door open for a model.... Now I feel like shit.

To all those I offended by saying thank you and whatever crappy gratitude and good manners I showed please forgive me, I know not what I do.

BTW, great post!

Cory - You left out one very important tip...

Be sure to bring a professional partier with you, to liven things up and keep everyone laughing. Plus you learn lots of great tricks and gimmicks that only the professional partiers know about, like how to get a free cab ride and other cool stuff ;)

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That kid was hilarious....

haha

DH really is ahead of the marketing game. I wish I had thought of that idea.

Damn, I broke a bunch of those rules.
I'll try harder next time.
It was great hanging out with you and I look forward to doing it again in Barcelona.

I will print that post out and make my new account reps commit it to memory.:thumbsup

This was so good I had to read it again...... still funny

Nice! The first one we discussed the other night.

Classic. :thumbsup

My favorite is the don't say Thanks I think..... Too fucking funny bro :thumbsup

Excellent! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Great tips man.

This should be posted on ALL Webmaster Resource sites.

I love this.....

well gona see what I've done so I'll read though the list and reply with what i do.

why - cause I fucking feel like it

here we go:

I try and say thanks - sometimes i forget. I always try though.


I have interrupeted people in meetings. mostly cause I couldn't tell they were in a meeting. not on pupose though.

i can't insult a former company - no one would ever hire me so i work for myself

Been to a couple of gay parties. can talk to 'gay' men in public areas but I feel weird at gay parties unless there are lesbians there. that's just me i guess.


most people say I'm an asshole and not cool on messageboards so I've covered there.


i name drop all the time - mostly to find common friends as i know a lot of people in this game. I try and let them lead it.


i live for a one up on people. me's just gota fuck with them.


i tell people I'm on welfare when they ask me what I do. I'm not smart enough to be a consultant.

I grop every female I can. I grop every man I can. I refrain from grabbing asses and boobs (my hand HAS slipped and to be 100% honest it was a slip - seriously - and it hasn't happened often) I like to hug. speak bad about it if you want - i'm still gona grop you.

I usually prefer the company of smart females to males

i'm fine drinking anything given to me so I'm ok there.

I often tip at company events. if i feel like tipping i will. fuck it

I call out people when they act like morons. I don't always NAME them, but I can be pushed into doing it.





ok, that's my take. I guess I failed but that's how I approach it.

most people hate me anyway though

:1orglaugh right on the head...

but it misses something like:

"when coming back home make sure to post in every thread how great it was to meet everyone regardless if it was maybe just in the line for the bathroom for 20 seconds. that will show everone else that you're a real playa who knows everyone and all the other playas love to hang out with you."

you're better with the words, but i think you get the idea :winkwink:


and btw - when i said thank you that night i meant it like that :)

"and btw - when i said thank you that night i meant it like that :)[/QUOTE]"
was it good for you ?? :Graucho

as usual Cory...you make sense


Mr. Romance