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MetaMan 09-06-2006 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Then you should stay at home and cook
:1orglaugh

zingggggg :1orglaugh

are you ready to bet this year?

i just had a fucking cockroach crawl up my leg that felt fuckin weird, i felt an itch on my leg, didnt notice, then 5 min later another itch, then i felt my leg and felt a bump, fucker better of not layed some eggs in me or some shit. :1orglaugh

xxxice 09-06-2006 11:06 PM

answer is no 100% :thumbsup

Belinda 09-06-2006 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
how could not getting eaten out not do it for you? have you had someone do it properly?

this is alot of cases even with sex for women also, they just do not know how great it can be until they have had someone who is amazing in bed then they get hooked.

I lost my virginity at 16 and i am now 24 and not once has that done anything for me. It is frustrating sometimes cause I want to experience it.

Donny 09-06-2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda
I lost my virginity at 16 and i am now 24 and not once has that done anything for me. It is frustrating sometimes cause I want to experience it.

Believe me, it's not from lack of tryin' (and allowing others to try - LOL). :)

There are other things that "do it" for her, though. But for some reason she has a big problem with giving BJs. :(

MetaMan 09-06-2006 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda
I lost my virginity at 16 and i am now 24 and not once has that done anything for me. It is frustrating sometimes cause I want to experience it.


hmm ya i dunno i had a girlfriend just like that, she ended up loving it though, i have always been blessed with a good tongue, i used to show off my cool tongue tricks in elementary to the class and i would always get a look of awe from my female teachers, i didnt figure out what that look was until later on in my life. :1orglaugh

nothing is more of a turn on than the look of a girl after you are done eating her out.

Belinda 09-06-2006 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny
Believe me, it's not from lack of tryin' (and allowing others to try - LOL). :)

There are other things that "do it" for her, though. But for some reason she has a big problem with giving BJs. :(

I lack the desire to give them... get it right. I wish i could get more into it but can't seem to. Guess I need a very patient man, or maybe he just needs to find a way to make it more interesting and fun for me.

GrouchyAdmin 09-06-2006 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda
Guess I need a very patient man, or maybe he just needs to find a way to make it more interesting and fun for me.

What? Dressing up 'Polly PrissyPants' and 'Humphfrey Van Wrinkle' and acting out the H.M.S. Pintafore isn't enough for you?

I AM NOT A MACHINE, WOMAN!

Belinda 09-06-2006 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by toonpornblog
What? Dressing up 'Polly PrissyPants' and 'Humphfrey Van Wrinkle' and acting out the H.M.S. Pintafore isn't enough for you?

I AM NOT A MACHINE, WOMAN!

Machines can be fun...

FelixFlow 09-06-2006 11:47 PM

fuuuuuuuuck no !!!

GrouchyAdmin 09-06-2006 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda
Machines can be fun...

Well, hey now... I'll call the fax and answering machines.. You warm up the toaster and the microwave. It's time for an orgy! :thumbsup

martinsc 09-07-2006 12:03 AM

i can't imagine a single day without a bj...

polish_aristocrat 07-25-2007 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 10797744)
You got the set up all wrong. A wife doesn't say one day I'm not sucking your cock.

It's a slow process where the first year you get sucked in the car, shower, bed or chair 5-6 times per week.

Then she'll suck your cock for a year or two so she doesn't have to fuck you
except for the few times per month she gets horny.

Then after about 5 years you have to start paying a price for the blow jobs. Not pay in money but as a trade off.

After a couple of years of this she doesn't want to suck your dick for the trade off so she finds other ways to get what she wants from you.

This is the point where the relationship breaks or you figure out a way to make it work some other way.

You can +/- 5 years to this timeline :)

thanks, interesting

thank you for sharing this experience/observation

alby_persignup 07-25-2007 07:28 AM

hmmm. absolutely no! that is one piece that is missing in the puzzle!

gimo33 07-25-2007 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 10573480)
You watch Oprah?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 10573530)
my wife loves to do it but I dont like it .

seriously?


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