Paris Hilton: I'm going celibate

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 10:22 AM

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa:

**Ice** · 08-07-2006, 10:22 AM

That will last until next weekend when she gets pissed drunk

**majorbitch** · 08-07-2006, 10:23 AM

That'll last like what? a minute?

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 10:24 AM

I don't know how the hell she managed to say that "I've only had sex with 2 men in my entire life" part with a straight face.

**Doctor Dre** · 08-07-2006, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Ice

That will last until next weekend when she gets pissed drunk

We're soon gonna get a bangbang video

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 10:25 AM

Did she mean 2 men at a time?

**Agent 488** · 08-07-2006, 10:33 AM

at least more eurotrash heirs will be saved from her crotch:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0..._has_herp.html

**gangbangjoe** · 08-07-2006, 10:35 AM

i heard she fucked the interviewer afterwards

**godisdead** · 08-07-2006, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I don't know how the hell she managed to say that "I've only had sex with 2 men in my entire life" part with a straight face.

Maybe she had sex with boys? Or girls? Or trannies? Maybe horses. That would explain the weird look on her face.

**spazlabz** · 08-07-2006, 10:36 AM

ahaha thats like me going on a diet!

tv dinners and slim fast only for me and nothing else!

spaz

**sicone** · 08-07-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Ice

That will last until next weekend when she gets pissed drunk

I was thinking she must be going to a family reunion

**godisdead** · 08-07-2006, 10:43 AM

Maybe she just wanted to say: "I'm going to celebrate." and was too stupid to say that.

**J. Falcon** · 08-07-2006, 10:57 AM

Lol this is too funny.

**nico-t** · 08-07-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

i heard she fucked the interviewer afterwards

**Romeo GaySearch4Sex** · 08-07-2006, 11:05 AM

Well.... she endorsed P.Diddy's "Vote or Die" Campaign for the 2004 Presidential Election, posing in the t-shirt for ads and going to his parties

she later admitted she didn't vote in the election, yet she's still alive ;)

who cares what she says... its all BS. but she does look cute so who cares

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by godisdead

Maybe she just wanted to say: "I'm going to celebrate." and was too stupid to say that.

**Mr. Romance** · 08-07-2006, 12:35 PM

paris

Mr. Romance

**HpicAnn** · 08-07-2006, 12:37 PM

Yeahhhhh right! And I`m God

**Manowar** · 08-07-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Did she mean 2 men at a time?

**Scroto** · 08-07-2006, 01:03 PM

she meant to say.. "I am going to celebrate and have two men at the same time"

**Brujah** · 08-07-2006, 01:03 PM

A lot of lies in that article from Paris eh?

Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: "I never received a dime from it. It's just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something."

**BAKO** · 08-07-2006, 01:06 PM

I fucked her yesterday

**Lykos** · 08-07-2006, 01:09 PM

what a lie

**Vitasoy** · 08-07-2006, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

i heard she fucked the interviewer afterwards

I would not be surprised

**butterflybucks** · 08-07-2006, 01:27 PM

Does that mean no more pineapples? (Southpark)

**Tdog** · 08-07-2006, 01:31 PM

says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Dont they all say this?

**SmokeyTheBear** · 08-07-2006, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I don't know how the hell she managed to say that "I've only had sex with 2 men in my entire life" part with a straight face.

i was thinking the same thing when i read that..

either she has had alot of boyfriends with blueballs or she is out to lunch

**czarina** · 08-07-2006, 01:33 PM

I had a dream about her last night. Cant wait to meet her some day, so I can shove a finger in her ass. Just like in the dream

**Supz** · 08-07-2006, 01:38 PM

Did she mean 2 men that she had sex with 'on video'

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by czarina

I had a dream about her last night. Cant wait to meet her some day, so I can shove a finger in her ass. Just like in the dream

Uhm. Yuck.....

**RayBonga** · 08-07-2006, 02:32 PM

I bet she won't be able too keep those vows for more than a week, dumb slut.

**GregE** · 08-07-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by supzdotcom

Did she mean 2 men that she had sex with 'on video'

I think we have the winning guess here

**Downtime** · 08-07-2006, 02:48 PM

yeah right, I'll give her 3 days until she breaks it.

**jono** · 08-07-2006, 02:53 PM

That's insane!

**Jack_Daniels** · 08-07-2006, 04:19 PM

'I'll kiss, but nothing else,' says heiress

Kiss what?

**BoyAlley** · 08-07-2006, 04:20 PM

Maybe she's talking in code like those hidden messages al qaeda supposedly includes in all their videos?

**LiveDose** · 08-07-2006, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Stupid whore....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Damn, I missed my chance???

**BusterBunny** · 08-07-2006, 04:24 PM

she won't take cock anymore but she will gladly analize any willing subject

**testpie** · 08-07-2006, 04:34 PM

Fucking flat-chested media whore. It's high time she fucked off in some sort of scandal...

**WDchris** · 08-07-2006, 04:38 PM

I don't know why everyone's so angry at her. I'd hit it.

**reynold** · 08-07-2006, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Stupid whore....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

She's simply saying that she's perfectly available. Give that biatch what she deserves!

**bvds** · 08-07-2006, 05:20 PM

I wonder how long this will last?

**L0stMind** · 08-07-2006, 05:41 PM

Celibate? That's alright, I'll only buy a bit...

**E$_manager** · 08-07-2006, 07:12 PM

"She is sick of boyfriends..." So she may be like s girls now?

**Drake** · 08-07-2006, 07:15 PM

Translation: "I contracted genital warts and herpes and am embarrased to have sex again"

**E$_manager** · 08-07-2006, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Mike33

Translation: "I contracted genital warts and herpes and am embarrased to have sex again"

something like that

**nico-t** · 08-08-2006, 03:26 AM

**sickkittens** · 08-08-2006, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by testpie

Fucking flat-chested media whore. It's high time she fucked off in some sort of scandal...

Jealous much?

**Ace_luffy** · 08-08-2006, 03:42 AM

what new about her... shes suck..

Paris Hilton: I'm going celibate

Paris Hilton: I'm going celibate

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