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Old 08-06-2006, 05:26 AM   #1
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Hit twice in the face last night...

Ok, here's a nice story of what happend to me last night.

We had togheter with 5 friends this goodbye-party of a friend of mine. We like really alot of booze and where drinking like maniacs.
At a sertain moment (2 am) we went outside to see if we could have some fun.
We were walking around the neigberhood and saw a giant tree hut. So we climbed in it and just sit there for a couple of minutes.
When we left I felt on my back from 1,5 meters because i missed a step on the stairs. I wasnt able to breath for some minutes.. Soon after that we heard a voice telling us to get the hell out of his garden and we started to run on bare feet (we had undo ourselfs of the flipsflops we were wearing).
After a sprint of 2 minutes i heared a voice behind me yelling me to stop but i kept running and was getting tiered (i still was drunk as a shrimp). I just stopped running on the sidewalk.

The moment after that was the moment i woke up.. I had a hell of a large upper-lip and dry blood underneath my right ear. My friends woke up at the same moment and I asked what the hell has happened last night. They told me I was beat up by the guy and they found me unconscious. They drag me inside where i fell asleep.

I am thinking of sueing (or reporting it at the cops) this guy. He knew I was drunk and he has maltreated me.
Not like the American Law it has been permitted for home-owners to attack possible 'criminals' in The Netherlands. They always have to call the cops.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:31 AM   #2
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That will teach you to trespass on someone's property without their permission. by the way how drunk is a shrimp?
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:31 AM   #3
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At least you're alive to post about the experience.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:38 AM   #4
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yeah but it still really hurts...

drunk as a shrimp is the wrong preverb.. it's dutch to say: Stoned like a shrimp.

But believe me, we were really drunk
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:43 AM   #5
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:44 AM   #6
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damn something like this happened to me... not really good.. not really good.

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Old 08-06-2006, 05:47 AM   #7
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You should go back and apologize to the man for being an asshole and scaring his family in the middle of the night with your childish behavior
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:06 AM   #8
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So you trespass and wake him up in the middle of the night and your upset he hit you.Be lucky he didn't shoot you
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:09 AM   #9
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He knew I was drunk and he has maltreated me.



i'll maltreat you right now
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:09 AM   #10
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you're gonna sue because you trespassed? lol
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:24 AM   #11
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you were off your tits and you trespassed, if you report it you are gonna look like (and be made to feel like) a complete idiot....

You could even get done for disturbing the peace
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:29 AM   #12
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you play with fire.. you get burned
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:13 AM   #13
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let me guess, you're a blonde.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:25 AM   #14
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i'll maltreat you right now
machine translation lol

and people dont have guns in the Netherlands..

its more ilegal to hit someone (twice) than trespass his terain..

And no, im not blonde..
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:33 AM   #15
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Ok, here's a nice story of what happend to me last night.

We had togheter with 5 friends this goodbye-party of a friend of mine. We like really alot of booze and where drinking like maniacs.
At a sertain moment (2 am) we went outside to see if we could have some fun.
We were walking around the neigberhood and saw a giant tree hut. So we climbed in it and just sit there for a couple of minutes.
When we left I felt on my back from 1,5 meters because i missed a step on the stairs. I wasnt able to breath for some minutes.. Soon after that we heard a voice telling us to get the hell out of his garden and we started to run on bare feet (we had undo ourselfs of the flipsflops we were wearing).
After a sprint of 2 minutes i heared a voice behind me yelling me to stop but i kept running and was getting tiered (i still was drunk as a shrimp). I just stopped running on the sidewalk.

The moment after that was the moment i woke up.. I had a hell of a large upper-lip and dry blood underneath my right ear. My friends woke up at the same moment and I asked what the hell has happened last night. They told me I was beat up by the guy and they found me unconscious. They drag me inside where i fell asleep.

I am thinking of sueing (or reporting it at the cops) this guy. He knew I was drunk and he has maltreated me.
Not like the American Law it has been permitted for home-owners to attack possible 'criminals' in The Netherlands. They always have to call the cops.
This is an adults only message board!
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:57 AM   #16
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I'm at a bar on a Thursday night. A couple of guys start to fight. They move it outside. A crowd gathers. I get sucker punched from behind while watching the fight. I never saw the guy. My jaw hurts like hell.

Friday I go to the doctor. I'm told to ice it.

I lay around all weekend in pain.

I go back to the doctor on Monday. They x-ray it. I have a displaced fracture in two places.

By that night I have surgery to put a plate in my jaw and wire my mouth shut.

I lose 27 pounds of my 160 on a liquid diet.

It could be worse for you.
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:43 AM   #17
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did your ass hurt too?
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:47 AM   #18
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Some dudes release the hounds if you trespass on their property
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:56 AM   #19
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I wouldnt have bothered with the chase.. I would have shot you and sent my dog to retrieve.
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Old 08-06-2006, 12:17 PM   #20
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walking home drunk few years back because when I don't feel well I must walk it off, this fucking guy come and starts walking with me and talking like he is all that and at the same time he is running up to each car and trying to open them and steal shit from them, he was getting really fucking annoying and a heat bag to top that off, I didn't know how to tell him to leave me alone.. so I sucker punched him and knocked him flat on his ass.

I am pretty sure he got the point.
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Old 08-06-2006, 12:27 PM   #21
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don't be a bitch, you got what you deserved. If it's not something that disables you for the rest of your life just let it be. You shouldn't have been sneeking around in someones garden in the first place, if you hadn't this wouldn't have happened
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Old 08-06-2006, 12:34 PM   #22
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You should go back and apologize to the man for being an asshole and scaring his family in the middle of the night with your childish behavior



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Old 08-06-2006, 12:37 PM   #23
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I'm at a bar on a Thursday night. A couple of guys start to fight. They move it outside. A crowd gathers. I get sucker punched from behind while watching the fight. I never saw the guy. My jaw hurts like hell.

Friday I go to the doctor. I'm told to ice it.

I lay around all weekend in pain.

I go back to the doctor on Monday. They x-ray it. I have a displaced fracture in two places.

By that night I have surgery to put a plate in my jaw and wire my mouth shut.

I lose 27 pounds of my 160 on a liquid diet.

It could be worse for you.



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What a story... how old are you again, 12?
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Old 08-06-2006, 01:02 PM   #25
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:32 PM   #27
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Ok, here's a nice story of what happend to me last night.

We had togheter with 5 friends this goodbye-party of a friend of mine. We like really alot of booze and where drinking like maniacs.
At a sertain moment (2 am) we went outside to see if we could have some fun.
We were walking around the neigberhood and saw a giant tree hut. So we climbed in it and just sit there for a couple of minutes.
When we left I felt on my back from 1,5 meters because i missed a step on the stairs. I wasnt able to breath for some minutes.. Soon after that we heard a voice telling us to get the hell out of his garden and we started to run on bare feet (we had undo ourselfs of the flipsflops we were wearing).
After a sprint of 2 minutes i heared a voice behind me yelling me to stop but i kept running and was getting tiered (i still was drunk as a shrimp). I just stopped running on the sidewalk.

The moment after that was the moment i woke up.. I had a hell of a large upper-lip and dry blood underneath my right ear. My friends woke up at the same moment and I asked what the hell has happened last night. They told me I was beat up by the guy and they found me unconscious. They drag me inside where i fell asleep.

I am thinking of sueing (or reporting it at the cops) this guy. He knew I was drunk and he has maltreated me.
Not like the American Law it has been permitted for home-owners to attack possible 'criminals' in The Netherlands. They always have to call the cops.

Funny post. Now, you do what you think is right.
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:31 PM   #28
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he hit you while you were knocked out? Im assuming he hits you once you go down, so he hits you again while your down? Thats not right.
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:33 PM   #29
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now that I think about it, Id go back and make sure he goes to the hospital, maybe a nice jaw wired shut thing...You never hit someone while they are knocked out. IMHO
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