What do you guys use to protect your balls from your laptop?

**AdultInsider Cloner** · 08-05-2006, 02:23 PM

I had a vascetomy 4 years ago...I have no kids and don't ever want them.....so let my lappy fry them lol

**Chris** · 08-05-2006, 02:24 PM

dont put it on your lap ?

**HizAzPhun** · 08-05-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Chris

dont put it on your lap ?

That's not always possible, and besides, I like to sit on the couch and work.

Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner

I had a vascetomy 4 years ago...I have no kids and don't ever want them.....so let my lappy fry them lol

lol minus the sterility issue, all that heat can be annoying and uncomfortable as well.

**BusterBunny** · 08-05-2006, 02:32 PM

i take my balls off and place them in an lead lined safe while on cellphones or laptops....

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 08-05-2006, 02:34 PM

The heat from the laptop actually make you produce more sperm.......

Trust me, your little balls love the heat!

**mrkris** · 08-05-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Chris

dont put it on your lap ?

**Barefootsies** · 08-05-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by HizAzPhun

I just ordered one of these: http://www.laplogic.com/current/html...50/colors.html

Hope it helps, although I'm in no hurry to have kids, I'd hate to find out that I'm sterile at 25 from too much laptop heat. What do you guys use / recommend for sac protection?

**HizAzPhun** · 08-05-2006, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Barefootsies

**flashfire** · 08-05-2006, 02:37 PM

put your pants back on and you should be okay

**bvds** · 08-05-2006, 02:42 PM

I put it on somebody elses lap

**DutchTeenCash** · 08-05-2006, 02:46 PM

ok so were talkin balls now

right - Im out lol

**HizAzPhun** · 08-05-2006, 02:51 PM

Ok, hahaha, but in all seriousness nobody has a "laptop desk" or laptop cooler that they use to keep the heat off their junk? I'm honestly surprised.

**Dvae** · 08-05-2006, 02:52 PM

**CheeseFrog** · 08-05-2006, 03:01 PM

Get a sex change. Problem solved.

**HomerSimpson** · 08-05-2006, 03:03 PM

put laptop on desk or buy some low heating laptop (with some celeron mobility procesor... it's slow but you'll balls will be cool...)

**PlugRush Sascha** · 08-05-2006, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by Dvae

LMFAO!

**Jace** · 08-05-2006, 03:07 PM

vasectomy here, i could care less

**woj** · 08-05-2006, 03:36 PM

That's the stupidest thing I've seen this year, you really spent $40 on that?

**godisdead** · 08-05-2006, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Dvae

Where the fuck did you find that!

Now that's a sad sick motherfucker!!

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-05-2006, 03:50 PM

Thing on the bright side - you could develop testicular cancer and go on to win the Tour D' France and bang Sheryl Crow.

ADG Webmaster

**georgeyw** · 08-05-2006, 04:02 PM

i lay in bed or on the couch to work all the time and just use a pillow to sit the laptop on - they get far too hot otherwise.

**biftek** · 08-05-2006, 04:31 PM

balls are climate controlled , they will take care of the heat
if they get to hot they get bigger to put the heat over a greater area
if they get cold they contract up closer to the body to get more heat

unless you get your balls zapped by nuke energy , your sperm count will also go back to normal after 6-8 weeks when new swimmers are made

**BusterBunny** · 08-05-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Dvae

**Axzar** · 08-05-2006, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by HizAzPhun

I just ordered one of these: http://www.laplogic.com/current/html...50/colors.html

Hope it helps, although I'm in no hurry to have kids, I'd hate to find out that I'm sterile at 25 from too much laptop heat. What do you guys use / recommend for sac protection?

Looks like the only thing that will overheat now will be your laptop.

**HizAzPhun** · 08-05-2006, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Axzar

Looks like the only thing that will overheat now will be your laptop.

They claim that this model will actually reduce laptop temp as well.

**Vitasoy** · 08-05-2006, 07:31 PM

I use one of those dinner trays

**E$_manager** · 08-05-2006, 07:48 PM

my laptop is on the table and i have no balls

**Agent 488** · 08-05-2006, 07:52 PM

a desktop.

**phatbiatch** · 08-06-2006, 07:29 AM

lol but seriously, target sells laptop coolers so im sure some computer or electronics chain has something to help your balls

**DaddyHalbucks** · 08-06-2006, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by budsbabes

a desktop.

LOL, makes sense.

**reynold** · 08-06-2006, 07:01 PM

A customised laptop pad will do.

**Deb** · 08-06-2006, 10:34 PM

I don't have balls...well, not in the physical sense anyway, but I use this and I LOVE it! No more hot laptops for me! I picked mine up at Staples and it was only $17.99 there.

What do you guys use to protect your balls from your laptop?

What do you guys use to protect your balls from your laptop?

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