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Old 08-05-2006, 02:27 AM   #1
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So I am Ridinig my GSX-R in Vegas, and beat the odds.

I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:28 AM   #2
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Eh, I thought it was funny and I'm not even jewish!
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:30 AM   #3
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yeah he did . . . he wasted his time with the geezer and knew he would never catch up
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:32 AM   #4
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yeah he did . . . he wasted his time with the geezer and knew he would never catch up
Maybe he thought the geezer was sexy and wanted to get his phone number but was too shy to ask.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:33 AM   #5
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Maybe he thought the geezer was sexy and wanted to get his phone number but was too shy to ask.
anything is possible . . they had YMCA blasting at the gas station I filled up at
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:38 AM   #6
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I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.
You are fucking awesome man. Can I suck your cock?


I hope you drive like that, and crash into some family's minivan. I hope you kill all of them, including their 3 small children. I hope that somehow you walk away from the crash with a few scratches.

I hope you remember every single day for the rest of you life that you killed 3 little kids because you're a complete fucking idiot. Better yet, I hope you die choking on your boyfriends cock tonight you fucking piece of shit.

Idiots like you should be fucking shot.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:40 AM   #7
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You are fucking awesome man. Can I suck your cock?


I hope you drive like that, and crash into some family's minivan. I hope you kill all of them, including their 3 small children. I hope that somehow you walk away from the crash with a few scratches.

I hope you remember every single day for the rest of you life that you killed 3 little kids because you're a complete fucking idiot. Better yet, I hope you die choking on your boyfriends cock tonight you fucking piece of shit.

Idiots like you should be fucking shot.
my joke ---->
Your Head
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:42 AM   #8
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my joke ---->
Your Head

My cock ------------> Your mouth.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:45 AM   #9
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My cock ------------> Your mouth.
LOL, you're a fucking idiot. I feel really terrorized right now, super terrorized actually.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:46 AM   #10
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LOL, you're a fucking idiot. I feel really terrorized right now, super terrorized actually.

As well you should. Webmaster forums are serious business.
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Old 08-05-2006, 02:56 AM   #11
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I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.


BTW, I'm sending you the bill for the Bacardi and Diet Coke that I spilled while LMAO.

ADG Webmaster
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:32 AM   #12
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That's a pretty common thing here, a lot of my mates who ride love nothing more than taunting cops..

A few years ago they bought in legislation which meant police had to call off the chase after 160kms an hour (100mph) since not only the chased were wrapping bikes and cars but also the police.

Good fun, just make sure you don't drop it at that speed

I assume you?ve seen Ghost Rider?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...t+rider+police
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:52 AM   #13
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You are fucking awesome man. Can I suck your cock?


I hope you drive like that, and crash into some family's minivan. I hope you kill all of them, including their 3 small children. I hope that somehow you walk away from the crash with a few scratches.

I hope you remember every single day for the rest of you life that you killed 3 little kids because you're a complete fucking idiot. Better yet, I hope you die choking on your boyfriends cock tonight you fucking piece of shit.

Idiots like you should be fucking shot.
ok... lets get this straight... you hope he murders 3 children... so he will have to live with that for the rest of his life?

nice logic there Hitler.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:53 AM   #14
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ok... lets get this straight... you hope he murders 3 children... so he will have to live with that for the rest of his life?

nice logic there Hitler.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:54 AM   #15
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yeah he did . . . he wasted his time with the geezer and knew he would never catch up
So, how bad was your ticket???








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Old 08-05-2006, 07:25 AM   #16
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hahahaa great thread
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