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Yngwie 08-03-2006 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
first time... we started talking today
Well, if you just started talking today and she's gonna give it up that easy how many other cocks has she had in the last week? you're probably guy #100 from myspace that she's "met". Personally, I would not trust her one bit and I sure as fuck would not let her come to my house. I don't care if it would get me laid.. She may seem nice online, but how do you know what she's really like? You may be getting yourself in a big pile of dog shit.

Just my opinion.

Enema 08-03-2006 09:48 PM
Who says "huge breasts" when talking about a woman's tits?

Gay people, that's who. :winkwink:

Jaii 08-03-2006 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio
I can tell you right now - you kiss, you cuddle, you put your hand in her panties ......... and shout on top of your lungs " OMFG - your dick is bigger than mine!!!!!"
lmfao.....

E$_manager 08-03-2006 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
first time... we started talking today
then you are very risky to invite her home.

UCH 08-03-2006 10:45 PM
Her? Eh. Best of luck

http://myspace-920.vo.llnwd.net/0053...36624920_l.jpg


http://myspace-695.vo.llnwd.net/0045...55709695_l.jpg


http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/0053...36621468_l.jpg


http://myspace-088.vo.llnwd.net/0075...57769088_l.jpg

ARS Bryan 08-03-2006 11:02 PM
just puked

reynold 08-03-2006 11:06 PM
I'll be checking your thread from time to time. Keep us updated. :winkwink:

LiveDose 08-03-2006 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
Im not that kind of guy

I honestly respect and care about every one of those girls I sleep with

I respect that they are in need of the same thing that I am, and they ARE people too.

I have NO problem what so ever taking them out for supper, desert, ice cream, to the movies, etc.

I have never had a problem like that

but it did happen... once... that I went over to this girls house who had only sent me face pics of her...

SHE WAS A WHALEEEEE

I just finished the movie and got the fuck out of there! LOL

guess I got lucky that time!

Awe that's cute. Oh yeah...........























don't forget to fuck her in the ass.:thumbsup

LiveDose 08-03-2006 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enema
Who says "huge breasts" when talking about a woman's tits?

Gay people, that's who. :winkwink:


LOL... I just spit my beer all over the carpet.:1orglaugh

cranki 08-03-2006 11:11 PM
WE NEED TOTAL COVERAGE!
http://x5.freeshare.us/117fs165097.jpg

BIGTYMER 08-04-2006 12:29 AM
huge breasts. haha

BradM 08-04-2006 12:33 AM
I love tits. Tittie tit tits.

Sosa 08-04-2006 07:37 AM
bdjuf you homo

Nylz 08-04-2006 08:09 AM
nice tits.. ugly nose

her face isn't pretty at all..

SomeCreep 08-04-2006 08:11 AM
Lol, bdjuf didnt want to post her pics, and someone ended up posting her pics anyway.

Martin 08-04-2006 08:14 AM
Man I gotta try MySpace!

s9ann0 08-04-2006 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
shes comming over to watch a movie and cuddle! ;)

such a good thing to have a plasma screen in your room...
u know it :o) I have my room setup with the 50" in front of the bed so when a girl comes round to watch a film she is in the right place!

good luck!

Farang 08-04-2006 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cranki
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Kimo 08-04-2006 08:24 AM
lol......

directfiesta 08-04-2006 08:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf

this just completely eliminated the middle man, may it be a bar, a club,
basically: CHEAP!

L0rdJuni0r 08-04-2006 08:29 AM
i think she's pretty. Bang her good!! :thumbsup

Tuga 08-04-2006 10:06 AM
Post pics or STFU!

Big Fish 47 08-04-2006 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UCH
Her? Eh. Best of luck
That was my guess too.

johnny o 08-04-2006 10:43 AM
make sure your mom doesn't come knocking on the door

Morgan 08-04-2006 10:48 AM
the girl on teh bottom pic to the right looks like orly.

madawgz 08-04-2006 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
ahahah

this one is really really hawt ;)

perfect teeth, big hair, huge breasts, nice big ass, and very very nice body, not anorexic, but nowhere near being fat either
sounds perfect :thumbsup

Skillz Unlimited 08-04-2006 10:54 AM
She's not hot. She's not ugly but she's not hot. But hey, we all have to bust a nut some how. Have fun man, do your thing!

Vitasoy 08-04-2006 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nylz
nice tits.. ugly nose

her face isn't pretty at all..
I completely agree.

QuaWee 08-04-2006 10:59 AM
She's still hitable

OTerror 08-04-2006 11:03 AM
becareful with myspace girls

Ross 08-04-2006 11:13 AM
Fuck her like there's no tomorrow

seeric 08-04-2006 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bdjuf
hahaha

believe me, that is not the case

this just completely eliminated the middle man, may it be a bar, a club, a friend, etc...

its just so much easier
agreed.

i've met my share of cool chicks off there.

cut to the chase.

and i meet PLENTY of girls in real life too.

HpicAnn 08-04-2006 11:26 AM
You spend a lot of time in front of your computer!

TexasDreams 08-04-2006 11:32 AM
I'm betting that bdjuf's myspace date was actually "Tom" in drag! :1orglaugh

E$_manager 08-04-2006 05:30 PM
She has such big eyes.!

nico-t 08-04-2006 05:56 PM
that bitch is ugly, i bet when you are 'cuddling' she wants to be the man and reveals a strapon

good luck :Oh crap

qwe 08-04-2006 06:31 PM
u call that hot ? :1orglaugh :(

fris 08-04-2006 06:49 PM
those pics are fucking gross. they look no older than 16.

Stumps 08-04-2006 06:53 PM
hahaha gl bd

psili 08-04-2006 06:54 PM
If the chick posted in this thread is the chick you're hitting tonight: Good for you. Just wrap the pickle.

If it's not: Good for you, just wrap the pickle.

If you're going to pimp your internet dating skills on a webmaster board, back that shit up with pics or shut the fuck up.

Regardless... hit that shit after wrapping your pickle. And in case you're really 18... "pickle" means wrapping your cock (penis) with a condom.


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