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Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
Keep thumming your nose at the law, this will end ugly. Your man needs to knock some sense into you, or get a job.


I think I am going to start giving a super idiot award to one person in each of my threads I start and you are the winner congrats! If ugly is more money then I can spend a ton of advertising and how good I feel for standing up for myself then please keep it coming. I didn't get into this business to lay down like so many others do. I am working smarter not harder so I can retire soon and yet you say I need some sense knocked into me? I guess I don't understand! Melissa

pornguy 08-03-2006 12:07 PM

You got off lite that time. Better cut out the shit.

Babagirls 08-03-2006 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
I am sure you will hear about all of this on the news but I wanted to share it before it was all over the place.

on the news? i doubt Milwaukee gives 2 shits.

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
You got off lite that time. Better cut out the shit.


Wow all these people scared of the police! It?s a misdemeanor the same thing as a mip, disturbing the peace, maintaining a disorderly household ect. How many of you would be scared if you got one or even 2 of these? I am not sure why everyone is acting like this is something out of the ordinary. I am sure a lot of webmasters have got a misdemeanor ticket for something in there life and I bet there are a few that have had 2-3 and never went to jail! Melissa

johnny o 08-03-2006 02:44 PM

sadly, that's what you get for being from the midwest.

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
on the news? i doubt Milwaukee gives 2 shits.


Well the AP is running a national wide top story on it so I am sure someone in Milwaukee will pick it up soon! To be honest I got a call from a radio station there for an interview I am almost certain. I will find the name and run it by you to see if it's worth doing or not. Melissa

RAM 08-03-2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Keep thumming your nose at the law, this will end ugly. Your man needs to knock some sense into you, or get a job.


Well Put !!!

Now Melissa can we have SEX ?

Mr. Romance 08-03-2006 03:31 PM

fuck the police


Mr. Romance

RAM 08-03-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
fuck the police


Mr. Romance


You think she would ?

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RAM
Well Put !!!

Now Melissa can we have SEX ?


Idiot!!!!

RAM 08-03-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
Idiot!!!!


OOOOO Thank you so much !!!!


Your making friends again !!

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RAM
OOOOO Thank you so much !!!!


Your making friends again !!


I have lots of friends already and when you tell someone that said something rude to me that you agree with them what am I suposed to do? I don't bow down to anyone if you are rude to me you get it right back. I learned that long ago in this business! Melissa

RAM 08-03-2006 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
I have lots of friends already and when you tell someone that said something rude to me that you agree with them what am I suposed to do? I don't bow down to anyone if you are rude to me you get it right back. I learned that long ago in this business! Melissa


Sorry you feel that way.

Every now and again it's ok to Laugh at yourself....Your sleep better.

Jimmy The Juggernaut 08-03-2006 04:22 PM

killpolice.com !

RAM 08-03-2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
So I was sentenced today on my recent public nudity charges! The judge gave me 6 months probation and 50 hours of community service but told me if I finish my community service early she may let me off in December. I guess I would say it?s about what I expected but I still plan to file the appeal on Monday for both the conviction and the sentence because I still think it was crap. This may take up to a year to get resolved so I will go ahead and get my probation out of the way in the mean time. I also almost have my lawsuit ready to file I hope within the next 10 days it will be done. I am sure you will hear about all of this on the news but I wanted to share it before it was all over the place. Melissa


COMING SOON I AM GOING TO BE SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT MELISSAMIDWEST.COM AND THE PRIZE IS $100K CASH TO THE WINNER!!!

http://www.melissamidwest.com/gfy/law.jpg


I wonder if this pissed them OFF

http://www.melissamidwest.com/halloweenf.jpg

vanillaice 08-03-2006 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
Well the AP is running a national wide top story on it so I am sure someone in Milwaukee will pick it up soon!

When does the E-Book come out?

"How I made a million dollars with my adult site, a misdemeanor, and national media coverage"

Well done if the AP really does pick it up and we hear Melissamidwest.com on cnn.com, foxnews, etc. Maybe you can even do a round of Larry King Live and the other talk shows before they question why something so small is national news in the first place. :1orglaugh

Keep up the good fight! If I ever have a daughter and she's someday allowed to wear nothing but pasties covering her nipples in a bar full of horny drunk guys, i'll shed a tear remembering just how the Melissa-Pasty law orginated. It will be right up there with woman's suffrage! :thumbsup

Alphonso 08-03-2006 04:56 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... grow up - get a life ! you clearly broke the law and deserve to be prosecuted. why the hell are you showing your boobs on the street ?

If this had happened in Akka, Israel .... i will get all my jewish and arab cousins AND we will chase you with sticks, forks, and shovels !!!!!

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphonso
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... grow up - get a life ! you clearly broke the law and deserve to be prosecuted. why the hell are you showing your boobs on the street ?

If this had happened in Akka, Israel .... i will get all my jewish and arab cousins AND we will chase you with sticks, forks, and shovels !!!!!


And the 3rd idiot award goes to you idiot! I wasn't showing my boobs in the street, if you don't know what's going on please do not post. I was in a bar full of adults that knew I was going to be there and had pink latex paint covering my boobs. Which in fact by the way the law reads is perfectly ok where I live and that is why I am fighting it. I do not walk around the streets like this! Melissa

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... grow up - get a life ! you clearly broke the law and deserve to be prosecuted. why the hell are you showing your boobs on the street ?

If this had happened in Akka, Israel .... i will get all my jewish and arab cousins AND we will chase you with sticks, forks, and shovels !!!!!


Did I read this right? "If this had happened in Akka, Israel .... i will get all my jewish and arab cousins AND we will chase you with sticks, forks, and shovels !!!!!" Wow umm that was sure dumd lol! Melissa

SureFire 08-03-2006 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
So I was sentenced today on my recent public nudity charges! The judge gave me 6 months probation and 50 hours of community service but told me if I finish my community service early she may let me off in December. I guess I would say it?s about what I expected but I still plan to file the appeal on Monday for both the conviction and the sentence because I still think it was crap. This may take up to a year to get resolved so I will go ahead and get my probation out of the way in the mean time. I also almost have my lawsuit ready to file I hope within the next 10 days it will be done. I am sure you will hear about all of this on the news but I wanted to share it before it was all over the place. Melissa


COMING SOON I AM GOING TO BE SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT MELISSAMIDWEST.COM AND THE PRIZE IS $100K CASH TO THE WINNER!!!


http://www.melissamidwest.com/gfy/law.jpg

Seriously Melissa,
Do you wonder if you didn?t show up in court looking like a low class hooker and dressed in proper attire for court, your case may have been dismissed?

Seems like you want attention?good luck:upsidedow

wtfent 08-03-2006 05:54 PM

Honestly I thought lincoln Nebraska was the worst place in the world to live until I started finding out thats were all the hot girls are hiding out at.

FetishTom 08-03-2006 06:39 PM

I am consistantly astonished by the number of dumb fucks who post on here and without fail post some half assed dribble all because they have not bothered to find out the full story.

Look people if you post like a twat, people will think you are a twat. This is not a good thing. Melissa in this post and others has patiently explained the background to the case and the outcome. Yet we still have twats posting dribble. Why? Is coming across as a twat some sort of life long ambition? Are you entering for a 'You Too Can Become A Twat' competition?

So ok to avoid this problem here is what you do. First acquaint yourself with the facts of the story. Second evaluate said facts and then make a post based on the facts. Third if you have made a genuine error or misunderstood something accept this - it happens to us all.

Admittedly if everyone did this the post count would be cut by 80% and it would no longer be GFY but it would save me having to wade through all the moronic shit posted by the fucking twats who seem to live on this forum.

Oh and good luck Melissa on your appeal.

fl_prn_str 08-03-2006 06:42 PM

Are you convicted of a felony or misdemeanor and can it be expunged if you comply with the terms of your probation?

SureFire 08-03-2006 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FetishTom
I am consistantly astonished by the number of dumb fucks who post on here and without fail post some half assed dribble all because they have not bothered to find out the full story.

Look people if you post like a twat, people will think you are a twat. This is not a good thing. Melissa in this post and others has patiently explained the background to the case and the outcome. Yet we still have twats posting dribble. Why? Is coming across as a twat some sort of life long ambition? Are you entering for a 'You Too Can Become A Twat' competition?

So ok to avoid this problem here is what you do. First acquaint yourself with the facts of the story. Second evaluate said facts and then make a post based on the facts. Third if you have made a genuine error or misunderstood something accept this - it happens to us all.

Admittedly if everyone did this the post count would be cut by 80% and it would no longer be GFY but it would save me having to wade through all the moronic shit posted by the fucking twats who seem to live on this forum.

Oh and good luck Melissa on your appeal.


What is your point or do you just dribble? :upsidedow

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SureFire
Seriously Melissa,
Do you wonder if you didn?t show up in court looking like a low class hooker and dressed in proper attire for court, your case may have been dismissed?

Seems like you want attention?good luck:upsidedow


And another idiot award goes to you! I didn't wear this to court it was taken when I did one of my many news interviews this one was a Fox station in Arkansas that came to Lincoln to cover the story. I just posted this picture because it was the first one I found on my computer. I know how to dress for court! If you would of read any of the posts in the thread you would know that. I just love when people don't know what the hell they are talking about lol. I guess next time I post I will draw pictures for the idiots so they are not confused lol. Melissa

CDSmith 08-03-2006 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SureFire
Seems like you want attention?good luck:upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh shit that comment made me laugh!

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FetishTom
I am consistantly astonished by the number of dumb fucks who post on here and without fail post some half assed dribble all because they have not bothered to find out the full story.

Look people if you post like a twat, people will think you are a twat. This is not a good thing. Melissa in this post and others has patiently explained the background to the case and the outcome. Yet we still have twats posting dribble. Why? Is coming across as a twat some sort of life long ambition? Are you entering for a 'You Too Can Become A Twat' competition?

So ok to avoid this problem here is what you do. First acquaint yourself with the facts of the story. Second evaluate said facts and then make a post based on the facts. Third if you have made a genuine error or misunderstood something accept this - it happens to us all.

Admittedly if everyone did this the post count would be cut by 80% and it would no longer be GFY but it would save me having to wade through all the moronic shit posted by the fucking twats who seem to live on this forum.

Oh and good luck Melissa on your appeal.

Wow I am saved I was thinking about this being my last post as I had almost given up on there being any smart people on here! You are my hero and if there is anything I can help you out with please let me know! Melissa

Chris Corn 08-03-2006 07:05 PM

Hey Melissa forget these idiots. Direct this into a positive direction! Give me an e-mail because I'd like to ask you some questions about getting noticed. I've been very focused on developing a model solo site. I want to make it huge! I want what you wanted went you started I'm sure. Try me, I'd love to chat.

[email protected] or ICQ me!!!!!

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
Are you convicted of a felony or misdemeanor and can it be expunged if you comply with the terms of your probation?

It's a simple misdemeanor but it stays on my record forever! This is why I am using the appeal process so that I can have it taken off. I very confident that I will win the appeal or I wouldn't appeal it in the first place. Again it was a local judge that is friends with everyone involved in the case and she did not want to rock the boat. Once the big boys get it they are only going to care about the facts not anyone feelings. Melissa

qwe 08-03-2006 07:22 PM

I like your attitude... do what you gatta do :thumbsup

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 07:49 PM

Here is what it looked like on my boob not much different then a paisty but the law does not even state it has to be a paisty that is only what they cops said they thought the law meant! If that does not seem a little strange I don't know what is and who is to same what fully Opaque that is a matter of opinion one judge could say this was and another could say it was not. Also that could mean no girl with a white t-shirt on can go out of the house without a bra on. It is not very clear at all and that is why I am fighting it not just because I think the cops are harassing me. Below you will see exactly what I had on my breasts the night in question as well as the law as it reads here in Lincoln. Melissa


9.16.230 Public Nudity; Unlawful.
(a) It shall be unlawful for a person to, knowingly or intentionally, in a public place or
in any place open to the public, appear in a state of nudity.
(b) ?Nudity? means the showing of the human male or female genitals or pubic area with
less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque
covering on any part of the areola and nipple, or the showing of covered male genitals in a
discernibly turgid state.
(c) This section shall not apply to:
(1) Any theater, concert hall, art center, museum, or similar establishment which
is primarily devoted to the arts or theatrical performances and in which any of the circumstances
contained in this section were permitted or allowed as part of such art exhibit or performance;
(2) Any dressing/changing room or restroom facility open to the public;
(3) Any person under twelve years of age; or
(4) Mothers who are breast feeding. (Ord. 17757 §1; November 6, 2000: prior
Ord. 17730 §1; September 25, 2000: prior Ord. 16935 §2; February 20, 1996).

http://www.melissamidwest.com/gfy/boob1.jpg

MandyBlake 08-03-2006 08:00 PM

don't even tell me you wore that to court lol

AdPatron 08-03-2006 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
So I was sentenced today on my recent public nudity charges! The judge gave me 6 months probation and 50 hours of community service but told me if I finish my community service early she may let me off in December. I guess I would say it?s about what I expected but I still plan to file the appeal on Monday for both the conviction and the sentence because I still think it was crap. This may take up to a year to get resolved so I will go ahead and get my probation out of the way in the mean time. I also almost have my lawsuit ready to file I hope within the next 10 days it will be done. I am sure you will hear about all of this on the news but I wanted to share it before it was all over the place. Melissa


What crap lawyer did you get?

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
What crap lawyer did you get?


It wasn't his fault there isn't an attorney in the world that could of won this first one! The local cops, judges and city attorneys stick together around here. Once it moves to the higher courts it will be thrown out but I have to go through the motions first I guess. Melissa

Midwest Shane 08-03-2006 09:54 PM

Ok well it's been fun but I am beat! Goodnight, Melissa

AdPatron 08-03-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMelissa
It wasn't his fault there isn't an attorney in the world that could of won this first one! The local cops, judges and city attorneys stick together around here. Once it moves to the higher courts it will be thrown out but I have to go through the motions first I guess. Melissa



Tell that to OJ Simpson.

vanillaice 08-03-2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
It's a simple misdemeanor but it stays on my record forever! This is why I am using the appeal process so that I can have it taken off.


Haha yea right, I believe that for a second. Nobody is going to care about a misdemeanor on your record unless you plan on running for mayor or some other political job. But I have a feeling the porn site you ran will far outweigh any misdemeanor charges on your criminal history.

Here is a quote from wikipedia

Quote:

Misdemeanors never result in the loss of civil rights, but may result in loss of privileges, such as professional licences, public offices, or public employment
So if you ever run for mayor, I think melissamidwest.com will stop you before your public nudity charge will. You're just trying to draw national attention into this minor incident as the ultimate promotional tool for your website.

You know what they say, any press is good press in some situations, and this is one of those situations. The more public exposure you get to this situation, the better your sales do. I doubt it has anything to do with trying to 'beat the system' for being unfairly arrested. The judge knew it was unfair which is why he slapped you on the wrist.

Not that I blame you for doing it, but don't piss on our backs and tell us it's raining. This is clearly just a publicity stunt at this point, especially after the slap on the wrist you got.

DWB 08-04-2006 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by HotMelissa
Wow all these people scared of the police! It?s a misdemeanor the same thing as a mip, disturbing the peace, maintaining a disorderly household ect. How many of you would be scared if you got one or even 2 of these? I am not sure why everyone is acting like this is something out of the ordinary. I am sure a lot of webmasters have got a misdemeanor ticket for something in there life and I bet there are a few that have had 2-3 and never went to jail! Melissa


Melissa,
While it is BS that you did get charged, you do not want to buck the system in the Midwest. Today it is only a misdemeanor, but when they have had enough of your shenanigans, they will hit you with something hard and probably very unjust. Wait until they draft new zoning laws that will not allow you to even operate in your city. Or when they make a call to the IRS to audit you, year after year.

Yes, it's cute to get the attention you are getting and yes it was stupid for them to even charge them, but the Midwest is full of good 'ol boys who will not stop until they own your ass.

The last person I knew to buck the system in the Midwest lived in Cincinnati had their home raided... with the local news along for the raid. So my friend who had never touched a drug a day in his life all of a sudden was found with just enough cocaine to lynch him. Then the IRS audited him. They did almost 20k worth of damage to his home during the raid when they busted open walls, tore up parts of the floor and even pulled SHIT back out of the toilet in case he had flushed something during the raid.

You will do what you feel you need to do, but the next time when something bad happens as a result, don't say some of us didn't tell you so.

But don't take MY word for it... I'm sure Larry Flynt would be more than happy to tell you a thing or two about picking fights in the bible belt.


Anyway, best of luck. It does take balls to fight back. I hope it works out in your favor. :thumbsup


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