11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep - GoFuckYourself.com

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 02:15 PM

I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Amy, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent Chris Robinson to her budding Kate Hudson -- and well aware of my good fortune.

Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking at her?" she asked. "Do you think she's pretty?"

My mind reeled. Of course I was looking at her! Of course she was pretty! My God, she was Simone Shaw! I paused for a second, then decided to play it straight. "Well, yeah," I chortled. Five days later our breakup hit the tabloids (a.k.a. the lunchroom).

There comes a time in every man's life when he discovers the value of hiding the grosser parts of his nature. He starts reciting the sweet nothings you long to hear: "No, honey, I play golf for the exercise." "No, honey, I think you're a great driver." "No, honey, I wasn't looking at that coed washing the car in the rain."

We're not lying, exactly. We're just making things...easier. But Glenn Good, Ph.D., a relationship counselor, disagrees, and maybe he has a point. "These white lies are pretty innocent, but they can turn confusing," he says. "Many women think, If he's lying about himself, is he also lying about something else? Is he having an affair? To establish trust you have to tell the truth about the innocuous stuff."

And so, in the interest of uniting the sexes, we've scoured the country for guys willing to share the private truths they wouldn't normally confess. Some are a bit crass. Some you've always suspected. Some are surprisingly sweet. (Guys don't like to reveal the mushy stuff, either.) But read on, and you may discover that the truth about men isn't all that ugly.

Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you

If the oldest question in history is "What's for dinner?" the second oldest is "Were you looking at her?" The answer: Yes -- yes, we were. If you're sure your man doesn't look, it only means he possesses acute peripheral vision.

"When a woman walks by, even if I'm with my girlfriend, my vision picks it up," says Doug LaFlamme, 28, of Laguna Hills, California. "I fight the urge to look, but I just have to. I'm really in trouble if the woman walking by has a low-cut top on."

Granted, we men are well aware that our sizing up the produce doesn't sit well with you, given that we've already gone through the checkout line together. But our passing glances pose no threat.

"It's not that I want to make a move on her," says LaFlamme. "Looking at other women is like a radar that just won't turn off."

Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you

More than 21 million American men play at least one round of golf a year; of those, an astounding 75 percent regularly shoot worse than 90 strokes a round. In other words, they stink. The point is this: "Going golfing" is not really about golf. It's about you, the house, the kids -- and the absence thereof.

"I certainly don't play because I find it relaxing and enjoyable," admits Roland Buckingham, 32, of Lewes, Delaware, whose usual golf score of 105 is a far-from-soothing figure. "As a matter of fact, sometimes by the fourth hole I wish I were back at the house with the kids screaming. But any time I leave the house and don't invite my wife or kids -- whether it's for golf or bowling or picking up roadkill -- I'm just getting away."

Secret #3: We're unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we've made one to you

This is a dicey one, so first things first: We love you to death. We think you're fantastic. Most of the time we're absolutely thrilled that we've made a lifelong vow of fidelity to you in front of our families, our friends and an expensive videographer.

But most of us didn't spend our formative years thinking, "Gosh, I just can't wait to settle down with a nice girl so we can grow old together." Instead we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 30. Generally it takes us a few years (or decades) to fully perish that thought.

Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important

In more than 7.4 million U.S. marriages, the wife earns more than the husband -- almost double the number in 1981. This of course is a terrific development for women in the workplace and warmly embraced by all American men, right? Right?

Yeah, well, that's what we tell you. But we're shallow, competitive egomaniacs. You don't think it gets under our skin if our woman's bringing home more bacon than we are -- and frying it up in a pan?

"My wife and I are both reporters at the same newspaper," says Jeffrey Newton, 33, of Fayetteville, South Carolina. "Five years into our marriage I still check her pay stub to see how much more an hour I make than she does. And because she works harder, she keeps closing the gap."

Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house

I risk being shunned at the local bar if this magazine finds its way there, because few charades are as beloved by guys as this one. To hear us talk, the Bataan Death March beats grouting that bathroom shower. And, as 30-year-old Ed Powers of Chicago admits, it's a shameless lie. "In truth, it's rewarding to tinker with and fix something that, without us, would remain broken forever," he says. Plus we get to use tools.

"The reason we don't share this information," Powers adds, "is that most women don't differentiate between taking out the trash and fixing that broken hinge; to them, both are tasks we need to get done over the weekend, preferably during the Bears game. But we want the use-your-hands, think-about-the-steps-in-the-process, home-repair opportunity, not the repetitive, no-possibility-of-a-compliment, mind-dulling, purely physical task." There. Secret's out.

Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother

With apologies to Sigmund Freud, Gloria Steinem -- and my mother-in-law.

Secret #7: Every year we love you more

Sure, we look like adults. We own a few suits. We can probably order wine without giggling. But although we resemble our father when he was our age, we still feel like that 4-year-old clutching his pant leg.

With that much room left on our emotional-growth charts, we sense we've only begun to admire you in the ways we will when we're 40, 50 and -- God forbid -- 60. We can't explain this to you, because it would probably come out sounding like we don't love you now.

"It took at least a year before I really started to appreciate my wife for something other than just great sex; and I didn't discover her mind fully until the third year we were married," says Newton. "But the older and wiser I get, the more I love my wife." Adds J.P. Neal, 32, of Potomac, Maryland: "The for-richer-or-poorer, for-better-or-worse aspects of marriage don't hit you right away. It's only during those rare times when we take stock of our life that it starts to sink in."

Secret #8: We don't really understand what you're talking about

You know how, during the day, you sometimes think about certain deep, complex "issues" in your relationship? Then when you get home, you want to "discuss" these issues? And during these "discussions," your man sits there nodding and saying things like "Sure, I understand," "That makes perfect sense" and "I'll do better next time"?

Well, we don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to us at all. And although we'd like to do better next time, we could only do so if, in fact, we had an idea of what you're talking about.

We do care. Just be aware that the part of our brain that processes this stuff is where we store sports trivia.

Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive

Want to know how to reduce your big, tough guy to a quivering mass of fear? Ask him for the car keys.

"I am scared to death when she drives," says LaFlamme.

"Every time I ride with her, I fully accept that I may die at any moment," says Buckingham.

"My wife has about one 'car panic' story a week -- and it's never her fault. All these horrible things just keep happening -- it must be her bad luck," says Andy Beshuk, 31, of Jefferson City, Missouri.

Even if your man is too diplomatic to tell you, he is terrified that you will turn him into a crash-test dummy.

Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again

Granted, when I was 25 I was working 16-hour days and eating shrimp-flavored Ramen noodles six times a week. But as much as we love being with you now, we will always look back fondly on the malnourished freedom of our misguided youth. "Springsteen concerts, the '91 Mets, the Clinton presidency -- most guys reminisce about the days when life was good, easy and free of responsibility," says Rob Aronson, 41, of Livingston, New Jersey, who's been married for 11 years. "At 25 you can get away with things you just can't get away with at 40."

Secret #11: Give us an inch and we'll give you a lifetime

I was on a trip to Mexico, standing on a beach, waxing my surfboard and admiring the glistening 10-foot waves, when I decided to marry the woman who is now my wife. Sure, this was three years before I got around to popping the question. But that was when I knew.

Why? Because she'd let me go on vacation alone. Hell, she made me go. This is the most important thing a man never told you: If you let us be dumb guys, if you embrace our stupid poker night, if you encourage us to go surfing -- by ourselves -- our silly little hearts, with their manly warts and all, will embrace you forever for it.

avalanche · 08-02-2006, 02:31 PM

Holy shit that's long.....

BVF · 08-02-2006, 03:02 PM

I didn't read but the main points...it's right on..However, I'm too old to play games like that..I just tell a woman what I will and won't do and she can take it from there.

ChefJeff · 08-02-2006, 03:07 PM

Women are the one thing that men will never figure out. They have no sense of reason or logic. Totally different creatures. It's this never ending desire to figure them out and the fact that the pussy is so good, that keeps us drawn to them.

he-fox · 08-02-2006, 03:13 PM

Bullshit.

E$_manager · 08-02-2006, 03:32 PM

totally disagree about the 5th.
my husband is protesting and never do. I can't see a hint to that he likes fixing the things in the house.

Scott McD · 08-02-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive

Want to know how to reduce your big, tough guy to a quivering mass of fear? Ask him for the car keys.

"I am scared to death when she drives," says LaFlamme.

"Every time I ride with her, I fully accept that I may die at any moment," says Buckingham.

"My wife has about one 'car panic' story a week -- and it's never her fault. All these horrible things just keep happening -- it must be her bad luck," says Andy Beshuk, 31, of Jefferson City, Missouri.

Even if your man is too diplomatic to tell you, he is terrified that you will turn him into a crash-test dummy.

This one, i agree with...

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

This one, i agree with...

Hooligan · 08-02-2006, 04:02 PM

you got it all wrong.
here it is:

1. That blowjob from the stripper at Jimmy's bachelor party
2. That blowjob from the stripper at Billy's bachelor party
3. That blowjob from the stripper at Johnny's bachelor party
4. That blowjob from the stripper at Tommy's bachelor party
5. That blowjob from the stripper at Matt's bachelor party
6. That handjob from the stripper at Chris's bachelor party
7. That blowjob from the stripper at Doug's bachelor party
8. That blowjob from the stripper at Phil's bachelor party
9. That blowjob from the stripper at Bobby's bachelor party
10. That blowjob from the stripper at Pete's bachelor party
11. Fuck yes your ass looks fat in those pants, it looks fat everywhere, fuck woman are you blind you're a fucking pig!

Big Red Machine · 08-02-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

This one, i agree with...

It should be law that women have to drive with the Hazard Lights on at all times.....

Fresh · 08-02-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan

you got it all wrong.
here it is:

1. That blowjob from the stripper at Jimmy's bachelor party
2. That blowjob from the stripper at Billy's bachelor party
3. That blowjob from the stripper at Johnny's bachelor party
4. That blowjob from the stripper at Tommy's bachelor party
5. That blowjob from the stripper at Matt's bachelor party
6. That handjob from the stripper at Chris's bachelor party
7. That blowjob from the stripper at Doug's bachelor party
8. That blowjob from the stripper at Phil's bachelor party
9. That blowjob from the stripper at Bobby's bachelor party
10. That blowjob from the stripper at Pete's bachelor party
11. Fuck yes your ass looks fat in those pants, it looks fat everywhere, fuck woman are you blind you're a fucking pig!

E$_manager · 08-02-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ChefJeff

Women are the one thing that men will never figure out. They have no sense of reason or logic. Totally different creatures. It's this never ending desire to figure them out and the fact that the pussy is so good, that keeps us drawn to them.

well said.

notabook · 08-02-2006, 04:28 PM

"Every time I ride with her, I fully accept that I may die at any moment," says Buckingham."

Truer words could never be spoken, not even by Jesus himself.

Barefootsies · 08-02-2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChefJeff

Women are the one thing that men will never figure out. They have no sense of reason or logic. Totally different creatures. It's this never ending desire to figure them out and the fact that the pussy is so good, that keeps us drawn to them.

johnny o · 08-02-2006, 04:42 PM

you got the short version?

Pornwolf · 08-02-2006, 04:46 PM

It's true as faras I can tell. # 7 I can't answer though since I'm not married.

Tom_PM · 08-02-2006, 04:47 PM

The 2 times I was almost killed in a car, I was a passenger with a woman I was dating. Both were long haired brunettes. Both wore glasses. Both were in small red compact cars.

Know what though? They could say it was all me, lol.

Drake · 08-02-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hooligan

you got it all wrong.
here it is:

1. That blowjob from the stripper at Jimmy's bachelor party
2. That blowjob from the stripper at Billy's bachelor party
3. That blowjob from the stripper at Johnny's bachelor party
4. That blowjob from the stripper at Tommy's bachelor party
5. That blowjob from the stripper at Matt's bachelor party
6. That handjob from the stripper at Chris's bachelor party
7. That blowjob from the stripper at Doug's bachelor party
8. That blowjob from the stripper at Phil's bachelor party
9. That blowjob from the stripper at Bobby's bachelor party
10. That blowjob from the stripper at Pete's bachelor party
11. Fuck yes your ass looks fat in those pants, it looks fat everywhere, fuck woman are you blind you're a fucking pig!

I even noticed that you threw in one handjob for good measure

GlydeGirl · 08-02-2006, 04:59 PM

Cute list, thanks for sharing!

woj · 08-02-2006, 05:04 PM

long read, but interesting

Rochard · 08-02-2006, 06:06 PM

That was funny!

reynold · 08-02-2006, 07:09 PM

Interesting post there, mate. Respect, trust, and honesty are still, the conerstones of a strong relationship.

E$_manager · 08-02-2006, 07:29 PM

yes, very long read.

basschick · 08-02-2006, 07:41 PM

makes me glad i married a man with his own opinions who is honest when he thinks a chick is attractive or when my driving makes him nervous - rather than another "normal" american who bases a relationship on lying.

of course, the same is true for him. he would have hated being married to a chick who freaks out if he is honest.

it's great being two adults in a relationship rather than people who feel they have to play all these games.

OTerror · 08-02-2006, 07:44 PM

Very interesting, a lot of it is true.

cool1 · 08-02-2006, 07:48 PM

Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive

very true.
not only am I scared when they drive with me in the car
I am now getting scared to drive when they are on the road at all.
It was a women who totalled up my Jimmy, by getting in front of me and making me t-bone her

Peaches · 08-02-2006, 07:54 PM

That was WAY too nice to be have been written by a man ;)

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08-02-2006, 02:15 PM	#1
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Amy, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent Chris Robinson to her budding Kate Hudson -- and well aware of my good fortune. Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking at her?" she asked. "Do you think she's pretty?" My mind reeled. Of course I was looking at her! Of course she was pretty! My God, she was Simone Shaw! I paused for a second, then decided to play it straight. "Well, yeah," I chortled. Five days later our breakup hit the tabloids (a.k.a. the lunchroom). There comes a time in every man's life when he discovers the value of hiding the grosser parts of his nature. He starts reciting the sweet nothings you long to hear: "No, honey, I play golf for the exercise." "No, honey, I think you're a great driver." "No, honey, I wasn't looking at that coed washing the car in the rain." We're not lying, exactly. We're just making things...easier. But Glenn Good, Ph.D., a relationship counselor, disagrees, and maybe he has a point. "These white lies are pretty innocent, but they can turn confusing," he says. "Many women think, If he's lying about himself, is he also lying about something else? Is he having an affair? To establish trust you have to tell the truth about the innocuous stuff." And so, in the interest of uniting the sexes, we've scoured the country for guys willing to share the private truths they wouldn't normally confess. Some are a bit crass. Some you've always suspected. Some are surprisingly sweet. (Guys don't like to reveal the mushy stuff, either.) But read on, and you may discover that the truth about men isn't all that ugly. Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you If the oldest question in history is "What's for dinner?" the second oldest is "Were you looking at her?" The answer: Yes -- yes, we were. If you're sure your man doesn't look, it only means he possesses acute peripheral vision. "When a woman walks by, even if I'm with my girlfriend, my vision picks it up," says Doug LaFlamme, 28, of Laguna Hills, California. "I fight the urge to look, but I just have to. I'm really in trouble if the woman walking by has a low-cut top on." Granted, we men are well aware that our sizing up the produce doesn't sit well with you, given that we've already gone through the checkout line together. But our passing glances pose no threat. "It's not that I want to make a move on her," says LaFlamme. "Looking at other women is like a radar that just won't turn off." Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you More than 21 million American men play at least one round of golf a year; of those, an astounding 75 percent regularly shoot worse than 90 strokes a round. In other words, they stink. The point is this: "Going golfing" is not really about golf. It's about you, the house, the kids -- and the absence thereof. "I certainly don't play because I find it relaxing and enjoyable," admits Roland Buckingham, 32, of Lewes, Delaware, whose usual golf score of 105 is a far-from-soothing figure. "As a matter of fact, sometimes by the fourth hole I wish I were back at the house with the kids screaming. But any time I leave the house and don't invite my wife or kids -- whether it's for golf or bowling or picking up roadkill -- I'm just getting away." Secret #3: We're unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we've made one to you This is a dicey one, so first things first: We love you to death. We think you're fantastic. Most of the time we're absolutely thrilled that we've made a lifelong vow of fidelity to you in front of our families, our friends and an expensive videographer. But most of us didn't spend our formative years thinking, "Gosh, I just can't wait to settle down with a nice girl so we can grow old together." Instead we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 30. Generally it takes us a few years (or decades) to fully perish that thought. Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important In more than 7.4 million U.S. marriages, the wife earns more than the husband -- almost double the number in 1981. This of course is a terrific development for women in the workplace and warmly embraced by all American men, right? Right? Yeah, well, that's what we tell you. But we're shallow, competitive egomaniacs. You don't think it gets under our skin if our woman's bringing home more bacon than we are -- and frying it up in a pan? "My wife and I are both reporters at the same newspaper," says Jeffrey Newton, 33, of Fayetteville, South Carolina. "Five years into our marriage I still check her pay stub to see how much more an hour I make than she does. And because she works harder, she keeps closing the gap." Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house I risk being shunned at the local bar if this magazine finds its way there, because few charades are as beloved by guys as this one. To hear us talk, the Bataan Death March beats grouting that bathroom shower. And, as 30-year-old Ed Powers of Chicago admits, it's a shameless lie. "In truth, it's rewarding to tinker with and fix something that, without us, would remain broken forever," he says. Plus we get to use tools. "The reason we don't share this information," Powers adds, "is that most women don't differentiate between taking out the trash and fixing that broken hinge; to them, both are tasks we need to get done over the weekend, preferably during the Bears game. But we want the use-your-hands, think-about-the-steps-in-the-process, home-repair opportunity, not the repetitive, no-possibility-of-a-compliment, mind-dulling, purely physical task." There. Secret's out. Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother With apologies to Sigmund Freud, Gloria Steinem -- and my mother-in-law. Secret #7: Every year we love you more Sure, we look like adults. We own a few suits. We can probably order wine without giggling. But although we resemble our father when he was our age, we still feel like that 4-year-old clutching his pant leg. With that much room left on our emotional-growth charts, we sense we've only begun to admire you in the ways we will when we're 40, 50 and -- God forbid -- 60. We can't explain this to you, because it would probably come out sounding like we don't love you now. "It took at least a year before I really started to appreciate my wife for something other than just great sex; and I didn't discover her mind fully until the third year we were married," says Newton. "But the older and wiser I get, the more I love my wife." Adds J.P. Neal, 32, of Potomac, Maryland: "The for-richer-or-poorer, for-better-or-worse aspects of marriage don't hit you right away. It's only during those rare times when we take stock of our life that it starts to sink in." Secret #8: We don't really understand what you're talking about You know how, during the day, you sometimes think about certain deep, complex "issues" in your relationship? Then when you get home, you want to "discuss" these issues? And during these "discussions," your man sits there nodding and saying things like "Sure, I understand," "That makes perfect sense" and "I'll do better next time"? Well, we don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to us at all. And although we'd like to do better next time, we could only do so if, in fact, we had an idea of what you're talking about. We do care. Just be aware that the part of our brain that processes this stuff is where we store sports trivia. Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive Want to know how to reduce your big, tough guy to a quivering mass of fear? Ask him for the car keys. "I am scared to death when she drives," says LaFlamme. "Every time I ride with her, I fully accept that I may die at any moment," says Buckingham. "My wife has about one 'car panic' story a week -- and it's never her fault. All these horrible things just keep happening -- it must be her bad luck," says Andy Beshuk, 31, of Jefferson City, Missouri. Even if your man is too diplomatic to tell you, he is terrified that you will turn him into a crash-test dummy. Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again Granted, when I was 25 I was working 16-hour days and eating shrimp-flavored Ramen noodles six times a week. But as much as we love being with you now, we will always look back fondly on the malnourished freedom of our misguided youth. "Springsteen concerts, the '91 Mets, the Clinton presidency -- most guys reminisce about the days when life was good, easy and free of responsibility," says Rob Aronson, 41, of Livingston, New Jersey, who's been married for 11 years. "At 25 you can get away with things you just can't get away with at 40." Secret #11: Give us an inch and we'll give you a lifetime I was on a trip to Mexico, standing on a beach, waxing my surfboard and admiring the glistening 10-foot waves, when I decided to marry the woman who is now my wife. Sure, this was three years before I got around to popping the question. But that was when I knew. Why? Because she'd let me go on vacation alone. Hell, she made me go. This is the most important thing a man never told you: If you let us be dumb guys, if you embrace our stupid poker night, if you encourage us to go surfing -- by ourselves -- our silly little hearts, with their manly warts and all, will embrace you forever for it. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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08-02-2006, 03:02 PM	#3
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08-02-2006, 03:07 PM	#4
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08-02-2006, 03:13 PM	#5
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08-02-2006, 03:32 PM	#6
E$_manager Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pink adult dreams Posts: 13,557	totally disagree about the 5th. my husband is protesting and never do. I can't see a hint to that he likes fixing the things in the house. __________________ Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks! Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

08-02-2006, 04:02 PM	#9
Hooligan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,472	you got it all wrong. here it is: 1. That blowjob from the stripper at Jimmy's bachelor party 2. That blowjob from the stripper at Billy's bachelor party 3. That blowjob from the stripper at Johnny's bachelor party 4. That blowjob from the stripper at Tommy's bachelor party 5. That blowjob from the stripper at Matt's bachelor party 6. That handjob from the stripper at Chris's bachelor party 7. That blowjob from the stripper at Doug's bachelor party 8. That blowjob from the stripper at Phil's bachelor party 9. That blowjob from the stripper at Bobby's bachelor party 10. That blowjob from the stripper at Pete's bachelor party 11. Fuck yes your ass looks fat in those pants, it looks fat everywhere, fuck woman are you blind you're a fucking pig!

08-02-2006, 04:59 PM	#19
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Cute list, thanks for sharing!

08-02-2006, 06:06 PM	#21
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,050	That was funny! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

08-02-2006, 07:09 PM	#22
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Interesting post there, mate. Respect, trust, and honesty are still, the conerstones of a strong relationship.

08-02-2006, 07:29 PM	#23
E$_manager Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pink adult dreams Posts: 13,557	yes, very long read. __________________ Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks! Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

08-02-2006, 07:41 PM	#24
basschick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: el lay, ca usa Posts: 2,540	makes me glad i married a man with his own opinions who is honest when he thinks a chick is attractive or when my driving makes him nervous - rather than another "normal" american who bases a relationship on lying. of course, the same is true for him. he would have hated being married to a chick who freaks out if he is honest. it's great being two adults in a relationship rather than people who feel they have to play all these games. __________________ Got Gay and For Women Traffic?

08-02-2006, 07:44 PM	#25
OTerror Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 424142850 Posts: 2,527	Very interesting, a lot of it is true. __________________ ICQ 424142850

08-02-2006, 07:48 PM	#26
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive very true. not only am I scared when they drive with me in the car I am now getting scared to drive when they are on the road at all. It was a women who totalled up my Jimmy, by getting in front of me and making me t-bone her __________________

08-02-2006, 07:54 PM	#27
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	That was WAY too nice to be have been written by a man ;)