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summerland · 08-02-2006, 03:46 PM

We Are A Health Food & Suppliment Company Based In U.s.a; With Production Ties In India.therefore We Are Looking For Highly Motivated Females To Supervise Production And Shipment Processes From Time To Time.

Also Along With That We Are Looking For A Female Individual Who Has Good Sense Of Fashion Designing, And Beauty Trends.
We Are In A Process Of Finalizing Health And Beauty Product Line, Where The Individual?s Input Will Be Required.

The Candidate Will Report Directly To The Vice President Of The Company.

To Be Considered For This Job Candidate Should Be:

1. Smart, Good Looking, Tall & Attractive.(does?nt Have To Be A Model But Smart)

2. Have Good English, Verbal And Oral Skills.

3. Have Basic Knowledege & Computer Skills Like, Emailing, Internet And Basic Programs Like Word And Excell.

4. Be Independent To Travel In India And Abroad.

5. Be Very Forward And Modern Thinking Female, With Positive Attitude & Being Absolutely Un-inhabited Mentally And Physically Is A Must.

6. Have A Very Good Grip On Emerging New Fashions In India And Abroad. (especially A Plus If You Are A Fashion Graduate Or Cosmetic Industry Follower)

7. This Is A Real Job So Please Attach Your Picture In Order To Be Considered.also Part Time Students Are Welcome To Apply.

Ps: Selected Candiadte Will Be Given A Chance To Visit U.s And Eventually A Sponsorship To Settle In U.s

gimo33 · 08-02-2006, 03:49 PM

i dont get it.....

Doctor Dre · 08-02-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

i dont get it.....

same here... dosen't look trustworthy but except that nothing made me laugh.

reynold · 08-02-2006, 07:37 PM

The very first thing to do is to verify whether that company really exists.

summerland · 08-02-2006, 10:35 PM

yes it made me laugh too.. some girls are so silly.

notabook · 08-02-2006, 10:36 PM

2. Have Good English, Verbal And Oral Skills.

I think it's very important for any female to have good oral skills.

JustynErmouth · 08-03-2006, 01:37 AM

I like the part of "Oral Skills"

That Kills Me.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 08-03-2006, 01:56 AM

7. This Is A Real Job So Please Attach Your Picture In Order To Be Considered.also Part Time Students Are Welcome To Apply.

wow, i think they more emphasize the good looks and the beauty...

Manowar · 08-03-2006, 06:36 AM

oral skills lol

08-02-2006, 03:46 PM	#1
summerland So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 162	funnY joB posT I founD - "Looking for Female" We Are A Health Food & Suppliment Company Based In U.s.a; With Production Ties In India.therefore We Are Looking For Highly Motivated Females To Supervise Production And Shipment Processes From Time To Time. Also Along With That We Are Looking For A Female Individual Who Has Good Sense Of Fashion Designing, And Beauty Trends. We Are In A Process Of Finalizing Health And Beauty Product Line, Where The Individual?s Input Will Be Required. The Candidate Will Report Directly To The Vice President Of The Company. To Be Considered For This Job Candidate Should Be: 1. Smart, Good Looking, Tall & Attractive.(does?nt Have To Be A Model But Smart) 2. Have Good English, Verbal And Oral Skills. 3. Have Basic Knowledege & Computer Skills Like, Emailing, Internet And Basic Programs Like Word And Excell. 4. Be Independent To Travel In India And Abroad. 5. Be Very Forward And Modern Thinking Female, With Positive Attitude & Being Absolutely Un-inhabited Mentally And Physically Is A Must. 6. Have A Very Good Grip On Emerging New Fashions In India And Abroad. (especially A Plus If You Are A Fashion Graduate Or Cosmetic Industry Follower) 7. This Is A Real Job So Please Attach Your Picture In Order To Be Considered.also Part Time Students Are Welcome To Apply. Ps: Selected Candiadte Will Be Given A Chance To Visit U.s And Eventually A Sponsorship To Settle In U.s

08-02-2006, 03:49 PM	#2
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08-02-2006, 10:36 PM	#6
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	2. Have Good English, Verbal And Oral Skills. I think it's very important for any female to have good oral skills. __________________

08-03-2006, 01:37 AM	#7
JustynErmouth MyXXXEmpire Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Alaska Posts: 237	I like the part of "Oral Skills" That Kills Me. __________________ ICQ# 169327

08-03-2006, 01:56 AM	#8
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	7. This Is A Real Job So Please Attach Your Picture In Order To Be Considered.also Part Time Students Are Welcome To Apply. wow, i think they more emphasize the good looks and the beauty... __________________

08-02-2006, 07:37 PM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	The very first thing to do is to verify whether that company really exists.

08-02-2006, 10:35 PM	#5
summerland So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 162	yes it made me laugh too.. some girls are so silly.

08-03-2006, 06:36 AM	#9
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	oral skills lol