Tom Hanks a gangster? - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 09:42 PM

just saw a preview for someting called "Road To Perdition" or something like that where Hanks is playing some kinda mobster.... looks kinda sappy, but I'm strangely interested...

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 09:44 PM

mmmm Splash.

Hannah..... mmm....

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 09:45 PM

he's still allowed to be in movies? i thought he got banned after cast-away.

anyways, i hope he gets concrete feet & sleeps with the fish's in the movie.

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 09:45 PM

Hey, maybe he can replace Gotti, theyre both fucking lame. LOL

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 09:47 PM

hmmm..... here it is: http://www.roadtoperdition.com

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Hey, maybe he can replace Gotti, theyre both fucking lame. LOL

Gotti was the teflon don, tom hanks cooks with teflon

Gotti rubbed people out, hanks rubs one out to gay porn

SNOW · 06-11-2002, 09:49 PM

Tom Hanks always gets picked for the wrong roles. I'm sorry but he was not for the movie Private ryan.. Tom berringer would have been a much better choice.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by SNOW
Tom berringer would have been a much better choice.

so true....

SleazyDream · 06-11-2002, 09:51 PM

life is like a box of chocklets.

I wana hear him say that as a gangster.

SNOW · 06-11-2002, 09:52 PM

Actually it looks pretty good. But I definately don't see him as a gangster.

^R3K^ · 06-11-2002, 09:52 PM

Hanks does good in any role and tries to find roles that he has not done before..

I think he is an awesome actor myself.. never did see cast away though

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 09:54 PM

Castaway was pretty good.... long, but good.... but Snow's right, I can't see him seriously as a mobster either. Just doesn't have that look.

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^
Hanks does good in any role and tries to find roles that he has not done before..

I think he is an awesome actor myself.. never did see cast away though

I agree, hes a great actor, its just fun to bash him, I mean dude, lets not forger Busom Buddies... hehehe

"You can speak your mind, but not on my time"

Jamdin · 06-11-2002, 09:58 PM

It's based on a comic book about a father teaching his son about revenge. All serious actors need to make at least one gangster movie in their careers...

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I mean dude, lets not forger Busom Buddies... hehehe

oh man.... some of that old footage is a fuckin' riot.... he had some fuckin' whacked out hair man....

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:01 PM

Tom Hanks was here in the East Bay last week donating a phat wad o' cash to some actor school or something....

SNOW · 06-11-2002, 10:01 PM

It's not as gangsterish as I thought so it seems ok. But private ryan was just wrong. He will always get big roles with Dreamworks cause thats spielbergs company and the 2 are extremely tight.

Sly_RJ · 06-11-2002, 10:01 PM

Spiderman!

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by SNOW
It's not as gangsterish as I thought so it seems ok.

wait'll you see the preview I saw on TV here man.... it's definately a gangster flick, but it's about him and some kid or something.... I got a feeling this flick is gonna flop big time..... hell it opens next month and they're just now promoting it.... this thing will be on the shelf at Blockbuster by the time you're on your way home from the theatre opening night.

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Spiderman!

Dont bring your lust for men in costume to this thread Sly.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:08 PM

Bosom Buddies.... ROFL!!! Funny shit man... makes me think of Robin Williams too.... back doing Mork from Ork on fuckin' Happy Days..... aahhahahahaha......

Even Letterman did some bit part shit like that for a while.... hehehe....

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:09 PM

TOm Hanks just has a kind face.

Kind of face Id like to see wrapped around the end of my dick.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:13 PM

they should've got Toby McGuire for this part....

Sly_RJ · 06-11-2002, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Dont bring your lust for men in costume to this thread Sly.

I told you that with confidence Fletch, bastard...

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:14 PM

or the main faggot elf from Lord of the Rings

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
or the main faggot elf from Lord of the Rings

hmmm.... never saw it, but I do trust your judgement on these things.

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

hmmm.... never saw it, but I do trust your judgement on these things.

You never went to see Lord of the Rings?

Some sort of protest move?

I have never seen Scary Movie, or any of the sequels because they look so fucking absurd I refuse to watch them. I managed to boycot "hackers" for years until I was stuck at someones house who was watching it last year. I felt so dirty afterwards.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:18 PM

nah..... I don't have time to give to shit like that.... Lord of the Rings is the kinda stuff I'd watch if I was laying in traction in the hospital unable to change the fuckin' channel or speak.

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 10:21 PM

My girl is on the couch watching Battlebots, shes got it up fucking loud too!

Shit I might go take a look!

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:21 PM

I didn't go see any of that Stars Wars bullshit either.... won't be watching it on DirectTV..... won't be renting the DVD.....

another one.... hospital... traction... jaw wired shut and paralyzed. Then I'll watch.

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
nah..... I don't have time to give to shit like that.... Lord of the Rings is the kinda stuff I'd watch if I was laying in traction in the hospital unable to change the fuckin' channel or speak.

An admirable stance indeed.

I have a girlfriend, so I have to endure much bad cinema.

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
My girl is on the couch watching Battlebots, shes got it up fucking loud too!

Shit I might go take a look!

Dude. I love that god damn show.

Sometimes its boring, but sometimes the heavyweight bouts are bad ass. And then they interview the dorks who control them, the fucking best.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:23 PM

However..... Minority Report and The Bourne Identity I will be seeing....

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

An admirable stance indeed.

I have a girlfriend, so I have to endure much bad cinema.

Labret would you believe me if I told you I havent been to the movies since Natural Born Killers?

I dont watch TV and never go to the movies.

Krome · 06-11-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by pr0

Gotti was the teflon don, tom hanks cooks with teflon

Gotti rubbed people out, hanks rubs one out to gay porn

fucking laughing my balls off

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I managed to boycot "hackers" for years until I was stuck at someones house who was watching it last year. I felt so dirty afterwards.

baaaaaahahahahahaha

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I havent been to the movies since Natural Born Killers

That fuckin' Blair Witch load of useless shit damn near killed theatre for me man.... but I forged ahead.

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Dude. I love that god damn show.

I admit, I dont "watch" it often, but my girl does regularly, I HEAR more of the TV than I see it... but I admit shit like that get me into it! heheh

Ive wished for a horror station for years, nothing. So I dont watch TV. I have about 2000 VHS Horror movies I replay to death and listen to hear in the lair.

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

That fuckin' Blair Witch load of useless shit damn near killed theatre for me man.... but I forged ahead.

nothing like 10 worthless liberal flimaking peices of rich white shit with snot bubbles in their nose to ruin film forever.

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Labret would you believe me if I told you I havent been to the movies since Natural Born Killers?

I dont watch TV and never go to the movies.

Damn. Thats like 10 years.

I am weak for movie theatre nachos. That can of heated chili and nacho cheese are my greatest joy in life.

I never go at normal times. I cant be around people for the sake of my own sanity, and for others safety. Esp bulk ingorant people... the kind that movie theatres attract. Since I sleep half the day away, Im the guy you see at the theatre on Weds, 2pm. And thats if I have gotten up early for some reason.

Stand in line for tickets? No. Damn. Way. Im never as furious as when I have to stand in line, my brain just starts burning.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I managed to boycot "hackers" for years until I was stuck at someones house who was watching it last year. I felt so dirty afterwards.

aahahahahahaha...

I feel ya man.... that flick was abnormally bad... it was actually painful to sit through.... I kept closing my eyes and going "LALALALALALAAAAAA"

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete

Did you see the spider one that walked and knives for legs? Did shit all but looked fucken amazing!

Yeah, briefly. Im all about the ones with spinning parts that just obliterate other bots. I hate those fucking wedge theory of bot building homos.

I saw some bots that they wont allow on the show cause they are too psycho. One was a large spinner that used large padlocks as its flailing weapon. It flung a fucking large metal garbage like it was nothing.

The bots could get so much more hardcore. Mine would just run up next to the opponent bot and explode, Palestinain style.

^R3K^ · 06-11-2002, 10:36 PM

I never go to the movies.. all those fucking yuppy bitches or whiney ass kids.. as soon as i walk in my hands start shaking and i get all fucking wierd and shit..

I had to leave spiderman half way through because i was going to kill the old people in front of me.. i just left my wife there and picked her up afterwards.. she knows i cant handle people.

[Labret] · 06-11-2002, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I admit, I dont "watch" it often, but my girl does regularly, I HEAR more of the TV than I see it... but I admit shit like that get me into it! heheh

Ive wished for a horror station for years, nothing. So I dont watch TV. I have about 2000 VHS Horror movies I replay to death and listen to hear in the lair.

I have to watch my "Worlds Scariest Police Chases" and "Dirty Whore Caught Cheating On Tape" shows. I am powerless against them.

Or teen mom paternity tests on Maury. I am glued to that shit.

^R3K^ · 06-11-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
The bots could get so much more hardcore. Mine would just run up next to the opponent bot and explode, Palestinain style.

hahahaha

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^
I never go to the movies.. all those fucking yuppy bitches or whiney ass kids.. as soon as i walk in my hands start shaking and i get all fucking wierd and shit..

I had to leave spiderman half way through because i was going to kill the old people in front of me.. i just left my wife there and picked her up afterwards.. she knows i cant handle people.

I had 2 kids sitting in front of me at Star Wars 2 the other night..the fucking cunts were throwing shit, when i was a kid, you always sat in the very back if you were going to throw shit, so no-one behind you could see. Todays kids all have down syndrome, i almost had to drag them out of the theater & beat them.

cherrylula · 06-11-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Dude. I love that god damn show.

Sometimes its boring, but sometimes the heavyweight bouts are bad ass. And then they interview the dorks who control them, the fucking best.

I was cracking up at this guy who must have been at least 400lbs... but he was wearing this really funny viking helmet hahahaha.

Battlebots fuckin rocks... about to watch the heavyweight right now. I love to watch cool, expensive things try to kill each other.

pr0 · 06-11-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
I love to watch cool, expensive things try to kill each other.

Kind of like a major league baseball fight, nothing better than watching rich fucks beat the piss out of each other.

SNOW · 06-11-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I didn't go see any of that Stars Wars bullshit either.... won't be watching it on DirectTV..... won't be renting the DVD.....

another one.... hospital... traction... jaw wired shut and paralyzed. Then I'll watch.

Fuck we are way too much alike. I second that.. You can have star wars. Lord of the rings as well..

Kimmykim · 06-12-2002, 11:54 AM

Ick, you can't smoke in the movies, so I just wait for dvd.

06-11-2002, 09:42 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Tom Hanks a gangster? just saw a preview for someting called "Road To Perdition" or something like that where Hanks is playing some kinda mobster.... looks kinda sappy, but I'm strangely interested...

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Tom Hanks always gets picked for the wrong roles. I'm sorry but he was not for the movie Private ryan.. Tom berringer would have been a much better choice.

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Actually it looks pretty good. But I definately don't see him as a gangster.

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	Hanks does good in any role and tries to find roles that he has not done before.. I think he is an awesome actor myself.. never did see cast away though

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Castaway was pretty good.... long, but good.... but Snow's right, I can't see him seriously as a mobster either. Just doesn't have that look.

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	It's based on a comic book about a father teaching his son about revenge. All serious actors need to make at least one gangster movie in their careers...

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Tom Hanks was here in the East Bay last week donating a phat wad o' cash to some actor school or something....

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Bosom Buddies.... ROFL!!! Funny shit man... makes me think of Robin Williams too.... back doing Mork from Ork on fuckin' Happy Days..... aahhahahahaha...... Even Letterman did some bit part shit like that for a while.... hehehe....

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	TOm Hanks just has a kind face. Kind of face Id like to see wrapped around the end of my dick.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	they should've got Toby McGuire for this part....

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	or the main faggot elf from Lord of the Rings

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	nah..... I don't have time to give to shit like that.... Lord of the Rings is the kinda stuff I'd watch if I was laying in traction in the hospital unable to change the fuckin' channel or speak.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	My girl is on the couch watching Battlebots, shes got it up fucking loud too! Shit I might go take a look! __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	However..... Minority Report and The Bourne Identity I will be seeing....

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	I never go to the movies.. all those fucking yuppy bitches or whiney ass kids.. as soon as i walk in my hands start shaking and i get all fucking wierd and shit.. I had to leave spiderman half way through because i was going to kill the old people in front of me.. i just left my wife there and picked her up afterwards.. she knows i cant handle people.

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Ick, you can't smoke in the movies, so I just wait for dvd.