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So Fucking Banned
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FYI: At internext this week there will be DRUG SNIFFING DOGS...
roaming all over the place so be carrefull if you are doing whaty\\\ever you do...
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**Porntrepreneur**
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wooof wooooof
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooof
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For real ? The event will be full of cops or what ?
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working on my tan
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This just off the ticker ...... ...... ...... ...... .....
"Deltas stock just took an after hours dive when massive ticket cancellations, destination Florida, swamped their reservation lines" |
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90% of attendes are gonna be arrested if that true lol
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Officer "Fido" sells it on the side after the show.
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Dont be surprised, and DONT be stupid enough to think that they WONT show up.
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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there was a dea agent that stayed next to one of my friends last year at the fl show. he was pretty cool and open about being with the dea. he said he was just checking things out... in any case, you should be very aware that the law will be around...
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oh i know , the po po's will be there |
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working on my tan
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A guy that used to work for me is now a Border Agent in west Texas, by the big state park, middle of nowhere. His partner is a German Shepherd. Because the sun is so bright, and because the road surface is hot and abrasive, he needs to take special precautions for his dog.
After pulling someone over, Eric said peoples reaction to a huge black dog with rap-around shades, wearing four silver booties, jumping out of the back-seat is always a conversation killer. He also said NEVER fuck with a Police Dog. (or the dogs partner) |
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You going to put it in a bag w/string and shove it up your butt?
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Last year they did show up and took a non-show guest home in hand cuffs very close to the shows entrance.
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I bet you most of the sniffers won't be dogs
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When I read shit like this I realise how much I love Amsterdam
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wow thats crazy the cops be hatin' on the porn parties?
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They were there last year Juicy they will be there again
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They were in the Vegas show too, doing a tour of the cabanas, so it's no surprise. Don't think for a second all that security you're going to see are there to keep unwanteds out ... ;)
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thats majorly fucked up man, i bet they dont bring drug dogs to the mainstream shows!
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Sniffer dogs can normally be trained to detect only one illicit item.
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MFBA
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i like you all believe anything juicy says.... hahahaha.
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Where were they last year? Roaming around or at the entrance or both?
Big difference...either way what a joke. |
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JFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the po po is roaming!!!!!!!! And dont pet the dogs btw the po po doesnt like it when u do that |
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I hope the feds poulnd your ass for 2257 inspection and you fail miserably and they cart your ass to Pelican Bay |
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You think they with find it if I plug it? I was going to put the stach it my sock but looks like I am going to have to plug it.
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Plug it bahahahhaaahah
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don't be dumb enuff to do it on the convention floor or ou tin the open
or carry it on you leave it in your room.. and if ya need a hit.. just run up for 2 mins why take a chance to get a dog sniff ur ass |
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![]() Aw, where is the love? I make a humor post referencing someone else's post and throw in a comment about butt sniffers and brown nosers and only you take offense. I never mentioned you or anyone else by name, and yet you are the only one that responds, as if you have been called out. Too funny. ![]() Was it the metro-sexual thing? News flash, you're not the only metro-sexual on the board... If you are not a butt sniffer or brown noser, than you had nothing to be offended about. As for 2257, sorry to wreck your fantasy, but I've been keeping records from day one, and the first frame of every photo set and video is a model/performer holding their IDs. Nice that someone in the industry would wish that upon someone else in the biz, in particular on someone they don't even know. I hope every time I make a joke in a thread you aren't going to be offended. Now go get a back wax you Juicy guy... ![]() ADG Webmaster |
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So Fucking Banned
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Update your 2257 AsianDouche... lmaooo some of the info on the producers is wrong lmfao....
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I'm bringing two ass sniffing dogs so watch out
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dogs are sniffing drugs now too? what has the seedy world of coke and bitches with nine nipples done to our animals
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you mean ugly coke-sluts?
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i will be giving out free cocaine at the entrance to the pool by the revolving doors. look for the table made of mirror and the pile of razor blades and straws from mcdonalds. step right up. don't worry about the german shepherd with the guy with the dark sunglasses and .40 cal. i hired him to make sure no one steals the blasto yo!
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edit: i was so high i hit submit 3 or 4 times.
damn i can't wait till internext. ROFL. |
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making it rain
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Wouldn't this be considered discrimination, therefor unreasonable & thrown out in court?
I mean isn't this a bit like sending out basketball recruiters at a black youth conference?
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