Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice..........

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  • Ramos2
    Custom User Title
    • Dec 2004
    • 11927

    #1

    Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice..........

    Damn!!!!

    I love CaddyShack
    blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.
  • Dr. Wicks
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 419

    #2
    Big hitter the Lama!
    Dr. Wicks

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    • Dr. Wicks
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 419

      #3
      did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
      Dr. Wicks

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      • Ramos2
        Custom User Title
        • Dec 2004
        • 11927

        #4
        Originally posted by Dr. Wicks
        did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
        oh but it looks good on you
        blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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        • Dr. Wicks
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 419

          #5
          This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
          Dr. Wicks

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          • jollyperv
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 3927

            #6
            "Colored boy??!!...Why you son of bitch, I'll fix you...."

            "So I make my way over to tibet..."

            "50 bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose....50 bucks more says he eats it..."

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            • Ramos2
              Custom User Title
              • Dec 2004
              • 11927

              #7
              AL: "Oh Yeh this place sucks!"

              Judge : "Suuuuu"

              AL: "Yeh, thats right it sucks, the only reason I'm here is cause I'm thinking about buying this snobatorium"

              Judge: "Buy, Bushwood? you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
              blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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              • Dr. Wicks
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 419

                #8
                Danny, I am having a party this weekend......... how would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
                Dr. Wicks

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                • jollyperv
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 3927

                  #9
                  "Spalding get your foot off the boat!"

                  "Turds! Double Turds! Farts!"

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                  • 26MLR
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 401

                    #10
                    how 'bout a Fresca?

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                    • Ramos2
                      Custom User Title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 11927

                      #11
                      "Oh, it's the young man who wants to be in the Senate"
                      blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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                      • 26MLR
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 401

                        #12
                        I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want potato chips...

                        "YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!"

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                        • SteveLightspeed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7940

                          #13
                          "Do you do drugs, Danny?"
                          "Every day."

                          "How do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
                          "By height."

                          "You are not being the ball, Danny."

                          "I vant you to kill all the GOHFAHS!!!"
                          Abra-cadabra!

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                          • SteveLightspeed
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7940

                            #14
                            "Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too!"

                            "Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. "

                            "He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."

                            "Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?"

                            "Ooooh! I should have yelled, "Two!"

                            "Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you."

                            "Don't you people have homes?"
                            Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 10-19-2006, 10:01 AM.
                            Abra-cadabra!

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940

                              #15
                              I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                              • jollyperv
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 3927

                                #16
                                "Here's an uncashed check for 80 thousand dollars...Keep it...and a summons...it's yours."

                                "You're a good egg Newnan, she needs ya....pick up that cleanex..."

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                                • 2477
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 414

                                  #17
                                  I think this club is restricted, Wang.....so don't tell them you're Jewish. Alright...fine!
                                  Coooostanza.....icq# 195813751

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                                  • squishypimp
                                    PostMaster General
                                    • Aug 2006
                                    • 10781

                                    #18
                                    caddy shack is a great movie

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                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 7940

                                      #19
                                      Open Pool: Caddys welcome: 2:00 until 2:15pm
                                      Abra-cadabra!

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