What would you do if you were all powerful?

**eroswebmaster** · 12-17-2002, 06:33 AM

I'd open up the bestest mostest coolest porn site ever!

**flashfreak** · 12-17-2002, 06:40 AM

I'd start healing the world... aids, cancer and so on...

nice trailer.. can't wait to see the movie...

**mrthumbs** · 12-17-2002, 06:41 AM

i would ban a few from gfy..

**NoCarrier** · 12-17-2002, 06:43 AM

I'd delete this thread.

**bhutocracy** · 12-17-2002, 06:47 AM

wipe "the cable guy" from the collective conscious

**Paul Markham** · 12-17-2002, 06:52 AM

I would make every one laugh at my jokes, good or bad ones.

**pr0** · 12-17-2002, 06:58 AM

All women would be required to shave every day and wear deoderant, yes even the french.

Cab drivers would not be allowed to cook with curry or garlic, & must bath every morning.

The stupid & weak would be lined up & shot (except for retards, i got a soft spot for mentally challenged people)

There would be only one holiday "Leader Day" in which everyone would celebrate my birthday with wild orgies & drug use.

Anyone resisting my all mighty power would be thrown into an active volcano & sodomized before hand.

**NoCarrier** · 12-17-2002, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by pr0
The stupid & weak would be lined up & shot (except for retards, i got a soft spot for mentally challenged people)

You would've been an excellent nazi during the Third Reich

**Serge Litehead** · 12-17-2002, 07:00 AM

-the challenge is to satisfy everyone at the same time
-another challenge, try to give up the power voluntary ;) as of to try to live like normal ppl
-think of unthinkable
that's besides doing useful stuff

*ponder how you come up with this question

**extreme** · 12-17-2002, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I'd delete this thread.

**Kimmykim** · 12-17-2002, 07:55 AM

Well lets see, I'd take about 900 pounds of meat and... hmmm, better not post that.

Ok, I'd go around trying to bully... hmmm, better not post that.

Alright, I would go to Vancouver... oh wait, that can't go here either.

Hmmm, never mind.

**Zebra** · 12-17-2002, 09:40 AM

Kimmy - Sounds like you think you know someone with a God complex...hmmm, better not post that.

**Kimmykim** · 12-17-2002, 09:41 AM

Funny, Zebra I was watching the wizard of oz the other nite, remember the little man behind the curtain?

**Zebra** · 12-17-2002, 09:44 AM

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

**Choder** · 12-17-2002, 09:44 AM

I'd create a great publicist who would promote my movies on message boards all over the internet (like Jim Carrey has obviously done)

**Nautilus** · 12-17-2002, 09:55 AM

I'd give every Chinese internet access and a credit card.

**Eric** · 12-17-2002, 10:16 AM

Well I most likely would not fuck with Jennifer Aniston's breasts I think they are probably pretty close to perfect from what I have seen in the pictures.

**Penrod** · 12-17-2002, 10:22 AM

I would be editor in cheif of the National Enquirer.

**cherrylula** · 12-17-2002, 10:24 AM

I'd make pot legal and outlaw tobacco.

**SykkBoy** · 12-17-2002, 11:45 AM

I would give Ben Affleck a large boil in the center of his forehead

two words: HUGE penis

and I'd make KimmyKim mine.......oops, I better not say that.......

**Theo** · 12-17-2002, 11:56 AM

two words: smaller PENIS

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