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UniversalPassLorence · 07-27-2006, 01:55 PM

Former Brisbane builder Tim Patch was finding it difficult to crack the art market until he dipped his quill in the ink, so to speak.

Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.

"I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."

When the canvas became too rough on his "brush", he switched to paper, but has switched to a "smoothed-back canvas ... for a better effect".
He has painted portraits of John Howard and Kim Beazley and plans to unveil a portrait of Lord Mayor Clover Moore at this weekend's Sexpo.

Patch will also paint your portrait at the adult-entertainment event for $50-$100, depending on time taken.

What a way to make a living. He is just dicking around

http://today.reuters.com/tv/videoStory.aspx?isSummitStory=false&storyId=a27800 04469b4a2362ed621b5b9f80b8a6c0b80f

carol.prime · 07-27-2006, 01:59 PM

such a very resourceful dude.

UniversalPass Pete · 07-27-2006, 02:00 PM

I guess the store was out of paint brushes!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-27-2006, 02:01 PM

Wtf?????????????

sweetME · 07-27-2006, 02:06 PM

He probably finally found the way to put his penis to some kind of use. "Ooh, that's what it's for..."

majorbitch · 07-27-2006, 02:06 PM

HAHA, I heard of this guy! He's great!

Great work :p

ProducerCashDave · 07-27-2006, 02:08 PM

Rofl thats funny

WWC-Pajio · 07-27-2006, 02:09 PM

....WTF!! that's weird..

C-Bass · 07-27-2006, 02:15 PM

i wonder if he dips his brush in terpentine to clean it to?? :-))

D · 07-27-2006, 02:20 PM

It's my understanding it all started as a political statement as his portraits were originally all of British political figures.

UniversalPass Pete · 07-27-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by D_hodough

It's my understanding it all started as a political statement as his portraits were originally all of British political figures.

Are you thinking of sponge painting? LOL

BoyAlley · 07-27-2006, 02:23 PM

superglam2006 · 07-27-2006, 02:31 PM

at least he finally "cracked the art market" lol, obviously being different paid off well on him :P

$5 submissions · 07-27-2006, 02:32 PM

He penetrated the market finally.

notabook · 07-27-2006, 02:36 PM

What nobody scretly knows is his penis brush is actually... HIS OWN PENIS dum dum dUUUUUUUUUM.

sweetME · 07-27-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spotter_03

i wonder if he dips his brush in terpentine to clean it to?? :-))

That would be funny

gecko · 07-27-2006, 03:25 PM

weird ass mofo

Manowar · 07-27-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

He penetrated the market finally.

UniversalPassLorence · 07-27-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spotter_03

i wonder if he dips his brush in terpentine to clean it to?? :-))

Ouch

UniversalPassLorence · 07-27-2006, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superglam2006

at least he finally "cracked the art market" lol, obviously being different paid off well on him :P

That's true. It is pretty original and he is getting media coverage.

reynold · 07-27-2006, 06:30 PM

A perfect way to earn that instant popularity..

Wiggles · 07-27-2006, 07:06 PM

damn he is pretty good fo just uses his dick.

E$_manager · 07-27-2006, 08:32 PM

don't you think it is painy?
he must be ill already with some awful desease.

cashman · 07-27-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

don't you think it is painy?
he must be ill already with some awful desease.

You could be right. I think he is desparate for fame

CamsLord · 07-27-2006, 11:00 PM

lol one of the funniest shit i ever seen

Michaelious · 07-27-2006, 11:14 PM

cant imagine doing your house with it

UniversalPassLorence · 07-27-2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

cant imagine doing your house with it

That will take a long time and few inches off.

Vitasoy · 07-28-2006, 04:46 AM

I guess that's a talent.. :P

UniversalPassLorence · 07-28-2006, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I guess that's a talent.. :P

He should go on that new show "whos got talent" or something and win $1 Million

UniversalPassLorence · 07-28-2006, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I guess that's a talent.. :P

He should go on that new show "whos got talent" or something and win $1 Million

pornguy · 07-28-2006, 11:13 AM

Now that is what I call hurting for a paint brush.

Magix · 07-28-2006, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

He penetrated the market finally.

gooddomains · 07-28-2006, 11:16 AM

I'd hit him

UniversalPassLorence · 07-28-2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains

I'd hit him

MsWild · 07-29-2006, 03:05 AM

he's great but weird :D

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-29-2006, 03:07 AM

This thread needs a pic of DWB's tranny ass painter...

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Kimo · 07-29-2006, 04:06 AM

haha penis!!!!

*notgay

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