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|  07-27-2006, 01:55 PM | #1 | 
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				Penis Painter - pics
			 Former Brisbane builder Tim Patch was finding it difficult to crack the art market until he dipped his quill in the ink, so to speak. Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes. "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me." When the canvas became too rough on his "brush", he switched to paper, but has switched to a "smoothed-back canvas ... for a better effect". He has painted portraits of John Howard and Kim Beazley and plans to unveil a portrait of Lord Mayor Clover Moore at this weekend's Sexpo. Patch will also paint your portrait at the adult-entertainment event for $50-$100, depending on time taken.     What a way to make a living. He is just dicking around   http://today.reuters.com/tv/videoStory.aspx?isSummitStory=false&storyId=a27800 04469b4a2362ed621b5b9f80b8a6c0b80f | 
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|  07-27-2006, 01:59 PM | #2 | 
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				 | such a very resourceful dude.   
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|  07-27-2006, 02:00 PM | #3 | 
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				 | I guess the store was out of paint brushes!  
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|  07-27-2006, 02:01 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Wtf????????????? | 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:06 PM | #5 | 
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				 | He probably finally found the way to put his penis to some kind of use. "Ooh, that's what it's for..."   | 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:06 PM | #6 | 
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				 | HAHA, I heard of this guy! He's great! Great work :p | 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:08 PM | #7 | 
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				 | Rofl thats funny 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:09 PM | #8 | 
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				 | ....WTF!! that's weird.. 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:15 PM | #9 | 
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				 | i wonder if he dips his brush in terpentine to clean it to?? :-)) 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:20 PM | #10 | 
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				 | It's my understanding it all started as a political statement as his portraits were originally all of British political figures. 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:22 PM | #11 | |
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|  07-27-2006, 02:23 PM | #12 | 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:31 PM | #13 | 
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				 | at least he finally "cracked the art market" lol, obviously being different paid off well on him :P 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:32 PM | #14 | 
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				 | He penetrated the market finally.  | 
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|  07-27-2006, 02:36 PM | #15 | 
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				 | What nobody scretly knows is his penis brush is actually... HIS OWN PENIS dum dum dUUUUUUUUUM. 
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|  07-27-2006, 03:25 PM | #17 | 
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				 | weird ass mofo | 
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|  07-27-2006, 05:05 PM | #19 | |
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|  07-27-2006, 06:30 PM | #21 | 
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				 | A perfect way to earn that instant popularity..   | 
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|  07-27-2006, 07:06 PM | #22 | 
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				 | damn he is pretty good fo just uses his dick. 
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|  07-27-2006, 08:32 PM | #23 | 
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				 | don't you think it is painy? he must be ill already with some awful desease. | 
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|  07-27-2006, 10:34 PM | #24 | |
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|  07-27-2006, 11:00 PM | #25 | 
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				 | lol one of the funniest shit i ever seen 
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|  07-27-2006, 11:14 PM | #26 | 
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				 | cant imagine doing your house with it | 
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|  07-27-2006, 11:27 PM | #27 | |
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|  07-28-2006, 04:46 AM | #28 | 
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				 | I guess that's a talent.. :P | 
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|  07-28-2006, 11:13 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Now that is what I call hurting for a paint brush. 
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|  07-28-2006, 11:15 AM | #32 | |
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|  07-28-2006, 11:16 AM | #33 | 
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				 | I'd hit him | 
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|  07-28-2006, 12:01 PM | #34 | |
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|  07-29-2006, 03:05 AM | #35 | 
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				 | he's great but weird :D | 
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|  07-29-2006, 03:07 AM | #36 | 
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|  07-29-2006, 04:06 AM | #37 | 
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				 | haha penis!!!! *notgay 
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