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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
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Heres one for Zimm... "I had sponsors in the stands, we were hugging and holding hands, praying for good showing and what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there." |
"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?"
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The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. |
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"Say hello to my little friend" "Sex in high school is like sex in prison.... The sex you want, you don't get. The sex YOU DO GET, you don't want!" |
This is a hard one
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is? |
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Here's mine: "Get busy living or get busy dying" |
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Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! |
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Does this mean we ain't friends? If I thought you weren't my friend I just don't think I could bear it. |
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"The LEADS are weak? The fucking leads are weak...YOU'RE weak. You can't sell shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal cuz you are OUT!" C'mon Gerard, you must know THIS one. ;) |
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"Shoot it man! Shoot it in the head!" |
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Here's one nobody will know - "May the force be with you" |
"Disperse bitches, willl yoouuu???'
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The pervert is back!
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"I'm your huckleberry" |
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"Say brainless don't you know where coconuts come from?" |
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