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ive just been played!
had a girl come over, we were supposed to be going out for lunch but we just had sex. when i got out of the bathroom she was dressed and ready to go! i said, sure let me just put some clothes on .. and she said she had to meet a friend and drive her to the airport :|
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Damn i wish my girlfriend would do that.
Screw then leave... |
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So Fucking Banned
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sounds like a great date
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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or shes an international hooker?
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#8 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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My kind of girl
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I help you SUCCEED
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I feel violated for you, man. I mean, talk about denying your humanity so you can enjoy some after dinner wine. Maybe talk about DeKooning, the finer details of Michel Foucault's critique of post-structuralism, the compelling urgency of Diane Arbus' final works, and perhaps laugh about the subtleties of the latest Merchant Ivory production.
/wink But... I'll take the sex, too LOL |
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thats not a bad deal man, look on the bright side
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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check your wallet
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V.I.P.
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it happens daily to me. get use to it.
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working on my tan
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She probably just wanted to give you herpes before she went out of town.
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In Tushy Land
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poor you! Get another girl, dude...
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#19 |
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played? That sounds like something a girls would say.
Seems to me like you had a great day. Sex and then you can get back to work. |
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Hit it and quit it
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#22 |
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Get over it ;)
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probably had to get home before her boyfriend got back from work.
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#24 |
Reach for those stars!
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You had a chance to eat with her, but you had sex instead. She's a busy girl. Don't assume you can dictate her schedule. It sounds like she had time for one or the other, not both.
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