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Dagwolf · 07-27-2006, 02:52 PM

A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing. "Where are you going?" he asks.

"I'm leaving you," she answers.

"Leaving me? Why?

"She continues packing and says, "Because I found out today that you're a pedophile!"

"A pedophile? A pedophile?" he shouts. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"

joshll · 07-27-2006, 02:53 PM

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sicone · 07-27-2006, 02:55 PM

Dagwolf · 07-27-2006, 02:55 PM

Sick, huh?

polish_aristocrat · 07-27-2006, 02:56 PM

thread title will be changed within next 20 minutes

Dagwolf · 07-27-2006, 03:15 PM

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

OG LennyT · 07-27-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

Dagwolf · 07-27-2006, 03:40 PM

The American Medical Association has determined that Estrogen, a female hormone, is found in most American beers. The AMA did a study to determine its effects, they took 100 average men and feed them 12 pints of beer each and recorded theirchange of character.
100% of the men complained of weight gain. 99% talked excessivly without making any sense(1 passed out).100% were found to have little or no driving skills.
The AMA determined no that futher testing was necessary.

E$_manager · 07-27-2006, 03:45 PM

you made me smile.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-27-2006, 03:45 PM

DutchTeenCash · 07-27-2006, 03:48 PM

hehe last one is funny

nikki99 · 07-27-2006, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

nikki99 · 07-27-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

Dagwolf · 07-27-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

you made me smile.

I'm glad I did.

nico-t · 07-27-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

The American Medical Association has determined that Estrogen, a female hormone, is found in most American beers. The AMA did a study to determine its effects, they took 100 average men and feed them 12 pints of beer each and recorded theirchange of character.
100% of the men complained of weight gain. 99% talked excessivly without making any sense(1 passed out).100% were found to have little or no driving skills.
The AMA determined no that futher testing was necessary.

too old

notabook · 07-27-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

too old

I hear Jesus came up with that, though it may have been a flaming piece of shit lol, I get those two confused sometimes.

Kimo · 07-27-2006, 07:19 PM

dont post titles like this please

ProducerCashDave · 07-27-2006, 07:21 PM

E$_manager · 07-27-2006, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

The American Medical Association has determined that Estrogen, a female hormone, is found in most American beer.

didn't you know that? that is why fat men have tits

modF · 07-27-2006, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

Shitty title, good joke.

MarinaAngela · 07-27-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
................................

hahahhahahahha

CamsLord · 07-27-2006, 11:19 PM

D-man · 07-27-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you
to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

CaptainHowdy · 07-27-2006, 11:29 PM

Lolzz !!

2HousePlague · 07-27-2006, 11:30 PM

It hurts to laugh.

2hp

MyNameIsNobody · 07-27-2006, 11:32 PM

ahhahah!! Dagwolf you rock.. the one with the closet was hilarious!

Michaelious · 07-28-2006, 12:07 AM

yeah really good

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now" __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-27-2006, 03:40 PM	#8
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	The American Medical Association has determined that Estrogen, a female hormone, is found in most American beers. The AMA did a study to determine its effects, they took 100 average men and feed them 12 pints of beer each and recorded theirchange of character. 100% of the men complained of weight gain. 99% talked excessivly without making any sense(1 passed out).100% were found to have little or no driving skills. The AMA determined no that futher testing was necessary. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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