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Loki · 07-26-2006, 10:57 PM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-26-2006, 10:59 PM

Lol!!! Funny!!!

potter · 07-26-2006, 11:02 PM

haha that's pretty good

rip raster · 07-26-2006, 11:06 PM

that's funny as fuck LOL

BusterBunny · 07-26-2006, 11:07 PM

CaptainHowdy · 07-26-2006, 11:07 PM

I like Phil Collins...

!

Loki · 07-26-2006, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I like Phil Collins...

!

Vitasoy · 07-26-2006, 11:35 PM

That was not bad, heh.

UniversalPassLorence · 07-26-2006, 11:39 PM

Long, but funny.

Bdiddy · 07-26-2006, 11:43 PM

That's a good one!

digga · 07-27-2006, 12:10 AM

very very funny. and true.

Loki · 07-27-2006, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digga

very very funny. and true.

true? were you a part of said story ;)

-Loki-

madawgz · 07-27-2006, 12:51 AM

omggggggggggggg

notabook · 07-27-2006, 12:53 AM

I hear Jesus's first time was really bad... he couldn't get it up

Fizzgig · 07-27-2006, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I like Phil Collins...

!

adonthenet · 07-27-2006, 01:21 AM

great! hahaha

Kimo · 07-27-2006, 01:46 AM

hahaha i love it!

MattOT · 07-27-2006, 01:56 AM

hehehehehe thats well funny lol

H-Tom · 07-27-2006, 02:44 AM

old joke, but still funny

gooddomains · 07-27-2006, 02:47 AM

that's a funny one

PussyTeenies · 07-27-2006, 03:10 AM

old skool

reynold · 07-27-2006, 03:18 AM

Nice one, Loki.

en21 · 07-27-2006, 03:58 AM

that's a good one :-)

UniversalPass Pete · 07-27-2006, 04:00 AM

flashfire · 07-27-2006, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I like Phil Collins...

!

who doesnt, good joke

XMaster · 07-27-2006, 04:24 AM

Lol funny joke!

MR2raymond · 07-27-2006, 04:56 AM

hahaha good one

Egomancer · 07-27-2006, 05:09 AM

Nice...

Egomancer

07-26-2006, 10:57 PM	#1
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	A Virgin's Nightmare A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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