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07-26-2006, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In Your Brain
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Reasons to be a guy
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don?t rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger?s seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don?t have to clean if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: ?He must be mad at me.? Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. Your pals will never trap you with: ?So, notice anything different?? You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don?t have to shave below your neck. Gas (at either end) is cool. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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07-26-2006, 05:10 PM
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North Coast Pimp
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 304-534-757
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It is cool!
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07-26-2006, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Closer now
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haha, good points
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07-26-2006, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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i think that covers everything...
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07-26-2006, 05:26 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,947
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I resemble most of those
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07-26-2006, 05:40 PM
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Supermodel
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Location: Sodoma & Gomorra
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07-26-2006, 05:42 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Hehehe, all sound about right to me !!
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07-26-2006, 05:44 PM
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perverted justice decoy
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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07-26-2006, 05:47 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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looks about right to me
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07-26-2006, 05:59 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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I'm just happy to be one.
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07-26-2006, 06:02 PM
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The America's
Posts: 7,821
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nice list
Mr. Romance
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07-26-2006, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting
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How many of these have to apply to me before I have to start questioning my gender?
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07-26-2006, 06:43 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
Posts: 16,502
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yup, thats me
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