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Scott McD · 07-25-2006, 04:58 PM

From what i've seen, most of this looks about right :

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE
AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. KEBAB ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE
EATING EVEN THOUGH WE
ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY),
PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY
GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO
US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE
OUR PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO
WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARMAN, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
VODKA.

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS
THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO
BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT
WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

Degenerate · 07-25-2006, 05:00 PM

I think that applies to BoyAlley too.

woj · 07-25-2006, 05:01 PM

sounds about right....

Bdiddy · 07-25-2006, 05:07 PM

lol...homeless hookers

juliocrockett · 07-25-2006, 05:09 PM

Those are 20 damn fine reasons why I shouldn't drink....

Spunky · 07-25-2006, 05:11 PM

Just the type of girls I like to pick up

pimp2268 · 07-25-2006, 05:13 PM

when girls get drunk they turn in to fuckin Sluts or at least all the girls i go out with..

Scott McD · 07-25-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimp2268

when girls get drunk they turn in to fuckin Sluts.

I know plenty who don't need drink for that...

Project-Shadow · 07-25-2006, 05:31 PM

I'll agree with most of those.. although there are a few missing 0.o?

StuartD · 07-25-2006, 05:42 PM

that's scary accurate

BusterBunny · 07-25-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I know plenty who don't need drink for that...

send them to california.......

reynold · 07-25-2006, 05:58 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

I humbly admit, I've been guilty of those things as well..

Basic_man · 07-25-2006, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Just the type of girls I like to pick up

Bad boy, your taking the easy way

BoyAlley · 07-25-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate

I think that applies to BoyAlley too.

GURL you know it do!

Kimo · 07-25-2006, 07:52 PM

lol so accurate

UniversalPassLorence · 07-25-2006, 08:34 PM

You nailed it

MaddCaz · 07-25-2006, 08:35 PM

hehehehehehehe

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-25-2006, 08:39 PM

Good article, interesting.

madawgz · 07-26-2006, 12:13 AM

# 6. hahahahahhahahaha

NaughtyRob · 07-26-2006, 12:14 AM

You forgot

21. go home with some strange guy and fuck him without a condom

Vitasoy · 07-26-2006, 03:14 AM

That is pretty bang on :p

martinsc · 07-26-2006, 03:23 AM

sounds about right.

MyNameIsNobody · 07-26-2006, 03:29 AM

women and boyalley shouldn't be allowed to drink ^^

ContentSHOOTER · 07-26-2006, 04:00 AM

Very very true... seen that many times.

gecko · 07-26-2006, 04:05 AM

So damn true.

pussyluver · 07-26-2006, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty

You forgot

21. go home with some strange guy and fuck him without a condom

or blow him and hurl all over him and the bed. Didn't happen to me, but have heard a few stories...

PussyTeenies · 07-26-2006, 04:07 AM

all true...

Buzz · 07-26-2006, 05:59 AM

LOL nice

I must admin some girls look sexier when drunk

J. Falcon · 07-26-2006, 06:07 AM

Funny stuff

Mr. Romance · 07-26-2006, 06:11 AM

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES

This has happened to me more than once...

Mr. Romance

crockett · 07-26-2006, 06:17 AM

Isn't that the whole point of getting girls drunk?

DEA - banned for life · 07-26-2006, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate

I think that applies to BoyAlley too.

07-25-2006, 04:58 PM	#1
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	When Girls Get Drunk From what i've seen, most of this looks about right : 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. KEBAB ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT 6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER. 11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. WE YELL AT THE BARMAN, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA. 15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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07-25-2006, 05:11 PM	#6
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07-25-2006, 05:13 PM	#7
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