is there a really nice when when you're dumping someone? lol

:1orglaugh

Introduce her to Jimthefiend and she'll leave you.

Tell her that when you used to jerk off on cam for gay males it wasn't for the money after all. It was because you're really gay and you're tired of fighting it.

There is no such thing as nice dump! All you can do is minimize the losses.

Egomancer

tell her you what to watch her with other guys.. when she does it call her a slut and tell her its over

If you are serious here I say watch out for karma and do it nice. I would just tell that you are not sure this is what you want and that you want to take time to yourself and...explore... That you do not think this relationship is "the one". It's honest and tells her how you feel AND that it is not her.

If you just want to say, "fuck karma", you could:

- just stop calling or talking to her. when she calls don't answer for like a week. when you do answer be like, "what the fuck is wrong with you, you crazy fucking psycho BITCH! I told you we are done. Stop fucking calling me you whore!

-"if you knew how to suck cock this wouldn't be happening"

-"well, you know, you are getting older now and...quite frankly...you don't do a fucking thing for me...YOU SUCK..."

-"baby, your breath smells and I just cant take it anymore...I'm walkin' "

Well, just some stupid ones after a few drinks. Don't forget about karma...

Nobody asked that question : Is she living with you ?

That's a major difference.

Heres a guarantee way

Pimpdogg: EpicCash pays $30 a sale
GF: WAAA? Fuck you, this relationship is over


Proooooblem solved

I think this one wins even though I was the one who posted it.

tape yourself having sex with 50 women and show her the vid

Kick her in the teeth... nicely.

LOL!

That's fucked up...but very, very funny.

I always did the old "it's not you, it's me". Seemed to work.:Oh crap

I'd go with Donny's gay cam idea. And if you really want to win brownie points, ask her to set you up with her brother. No pun intended. :thumbsup

undo the safty aspect of the bobby pin and she's gone like the wind

Are you talking about biting the drops of hardened plastic off the tips so she bleeds every time she sticks them in her hair?

Cause that is what I got out of that reply.

Drop the Menage a trois line.
WG

That might still take weeks, or worse... it may gain her interest.

It's pretty simple - any man who's capable of scoring with more than the one girl in his lifetime is going to have sex with as many as he can until he finds one he likes enough to settle down with. Why force a relationship if you know it's not what you're ultimately going to be happy with?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

tell her you are leaving the country and go on holiday for a few months

use the classic my friend:

"Look Hunny, i think you deserve alot better than me and i think that you can do alot better, i think we should take a break from each other for a while"

Works the treat, its a one night stand line i used to use. to make sure it stayed a one night stand.
do it in subway after a meatball marinee.

ahh that was always the hardest for me:)lol
tell her u r gay,lol

tell her you're gay... and tell her that when you're having sex with her.. you fantasize with some hunk like brad pitt just to make your p*nis hard... :thumbsup

dump hjer nicely....stop calling

Tell her that although you have enjoyed your time together, you have come to realize that you are not truly in love with her... And that it is unfair if you to keep her caged like a bird when you can never truly give her what she deserves, someone to love and worship and adore her. Tell her that it hurts you because you care and you don't want to hurt her, but that you think it's fair she has the chance to pursue true happiness.

No easy way to do it and I've never had a good breakup...it almost always goes to hell.

You could try this though, fill out a check for a decent amount, give it to her and say, "This is your retirement bonus, you've put in a few good years with the company, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors"

That's the only real answer in this entire thread. If PD was being serious, this is the way to go.





























Or he can just take my advice and tell her he used to do gay webcam shows 'cause he's really gay, and not for the money. And that he's finally decided to stop fighting his true feelings. :1orglaugh

3 words:

"I am Gay"

or It's not you. It's me. and... him? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
juz kidding :)

Give her the old Bill Lumbergh voice from Office Space:

Umm yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. And if you never came back that would be great. Thanks.

just shoot her and feed her to aligators or pigs,
sneek up behind her and BANG, quick and painfree for all parties

there is no easy way. Get over with it so you don't drag it out and make it worse.

In the river, with cement shoes and soft music...

donkey punch her