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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #1

    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks,

    Bob
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  • Webby
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 14956

    #2
    XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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    • martinsc
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      • Jun 2005
      • 27043

      #3
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      • SlamDesigns
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2005
        • 2339

        #4
        That is fucking hillarious!!!

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        • RedShoe
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          • Feb 2001
          • 14831

          #5
          Bwahahaahahahaha!!!!! Nice!!

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Dear Bob,

            Kill the cheating bitch and your Harley will be the least of your worries.

            ~Abby

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            • CaptainHowdy
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              • Dec 2004
              • 94102

              #7
              Rofl !!

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              • reynold
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                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                I honestly enjoyed reading that thing, man.

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                • edgeprod
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 10019

                  #9
                  HAHAHAHHA ... sweet!

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                  • LiveDose
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
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                    • adultguus
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 815

                      #11
                      Very funny.
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                      • MsWild
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                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2803

                        #12
                        funny...hahaha
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                        • Adultnet
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 8713

                          #13
                          great story


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                          • Chr0makey
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                            • Oct 2006
                            • 932

                            #14
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                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 10581

                              #15

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                              • gooddomains
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 10127

                                #16
                                yeah, bring it back to the dealer

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                                • carol.prime
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                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 6960

                                  #17
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                                  • NinjaSteve
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 11089

                                    #18
                                    hahaha nice one
                                    ...

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                                    • Yon Plunt
                                      Registered User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 56

                                      #19
                                      I fucking laughed my ass off!!

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