Iran bans Western words... - GoFuckYourself.com

Sly · 07-29-2006, 02:43 PM

Ok, this guy is just getting loony. This takes Freedom Fries to a whole new level.

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TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday.

The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all governmental agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Farhangestan Zaban e Farsi, or Persian Academy, the Irna official news agency reported.

The academy has introduced more than 2,000 words as alternatives for some of the foreign words that have become commonly used in
Iran, mostly from Western languages. The government is less sensitive about Arabic words, because the Quran is written in Arabic.

Among other changes, a "chat" will become a "short talk" and a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room," according to official Web site of the academy.

VIPimp · 07-29-2006, 02:44 PM

kuniiiiii is not banned

DEA - banned for life · 07-29-2006, 02:46 PM

the rest of the world banned IRAN along time ago ;)

BusterBunny · 07-29-2006, 02:47 PM

good.......they don't deserve virgins

FuqALot · 07-29-2006, 02:47 PM

reminds me of freedom fries

Trax · 07-29-2006, 02:47 PM

if only someone would print the Quran on toilet paper
i would so buy it

Big_Red · 07-29-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot

reminds me of freedom fries

Libertine · 07-29-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Ok, this guy is just getting loony. This takes Freedom Fries to a whole new level.

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TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday.

The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all governmental agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Farhangestan Zaban e Farsi, or Persian Academy, the Irna official news agency reported.

The academy has introduced more than 2,000 words as alternatives for some of the foreign words that have become commonly used in
Iran, mostly from Western languages. The government is less sensitive about Arabic words, because the Quran is written in Arabic.

Among other changes, a "chat" will become a "short talk" and a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room," according to official Web site of the academy.

Now you know how the rest of the world felt about freedom fries

Sly · 07-29-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Now you know how the rest of the world felt about freedom fries

Most of us felt the same way. :-)

At least it wasn't totally banned! I'm waiting for a 16 year old girl to get lynched for ordering a sausage pizza.

Dirty Dane · 07-29-2006, 02:56 PM

I read about it. Some more banned words:

'Nonude' will become 'in burka'
'Cumshot' will become 'messy goatmilk'
'Doggystyle' will become 'pray on bed'

...PS! 'cameltoe' will still be 'cameltoe' and 'bukkake' made it since it was not western.

teomaxxx · 07-29-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday.
academy.

Iranian version of "pizzas" suck anyway, they should rather called it "garbage".
I have never eat worse pizza then in Iran.

northboy · 07-29-2006, 03:15 PM

dirka dirka

Melody · 07-29-2006, 03:19 PM

>Now you know how the rest of the world felt about freedom fries

Now you know how the US felt about the rest of the world defining all Americans by the handful of insane right-wingers who took over our country. ;-)

The Sultan Of Smut · 07-29-2006, 03:21 PM

You guys do realize that other countries do this too don't ya?

Manowar · 07-29-2006, 03:23 PM

what an idiot

notabook · 07-29-2006, 03:28 PM

Just like during WWII we made it so it was unsavory to say hamburgers, instead we renamed them wetgully billburgers.

Sveindt Beindt · 07-29-2006, 03:33 PM

Think they want to live in dark stoneage

69pornlinks · 07-29-2006, 04:42 PM

you need to be worried about your OWN goverment and what they're trying or already have done to our 'freedoms'...hahaha

fetishblog · 07-29-2006, 05:21 PM

Fuck iran. I won't even give them the courtesy of capitalizing their name.

tony286 · 07-29-2006, 05:22 PM

thats too funny

ProducerCashDave · 07-29-2006, 05:29 PM

Thats so stupid

slavdogg · 07-29-2006, 05:42 PM

French do the same thing

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,333	Iran bans Western words... Ok, this guy is just getting loony. This takes Freedom Fries to a whole new level. -- TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday. The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all governmental agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Farhangestan Zaban e Farsi, or Persian Academy, the Irna official news agency reported. The academy has introduced more than 2,000 words as alternatives for some of the foreign words that have become commonly used in Iran, mostly from Western languages. The government is less sensitive about Arabic words, because the Quran is written in Arabic. Among other changes, a "chat" will become a "short talk" and a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room," according to official Web site of the academy. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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