Let's Make New Yo Momma Jokes Based On Recent Dramas! I'll Start! - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 06:03 PM

Reply to this thread with new Yo Momma jokes 'bout anyone that's been involved in recent dramas.

Kk I'm start:

You momma so nastah she got more armhair than Amp's sasquatch!

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 06:03 PM

Who next?

blazi · 07-23-2006, 06:03 PM

yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha

blazi · 07-23-2006, 06:04 PM

much love to GFY btw, just a joke!!

CamsLord · 07-23-2006, 06:09 PM

yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

MaddCaz · 07-23-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by blazi

yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha

nyuck nyuck

ProducerCashDave · 07-23-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

nyuck nyuck

jimthefiend · 07-23-2006, 06:11 PM

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

ButtUgly-Bertha · 07-23-2006, 06:12 PM

Yo momma so stupid she is married to Amp and has Juicy D as a stand bye lover and she lives with BoneProne.

DWB · 07-23-2006, 06:16 PM

Yo mama is so broke, when she got breast cancer and had her tit removed, she had it replaced with a Trouble Bubble...

DWB · 07-23-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Jim, if you talk about my momma again, I will break your fucking nose the next time I see you... I swear to god.

ButtUgly-Bertha · 07-23-2006, 06:21 PM

Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave

ProducerCashDave · 07-23-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha

Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave

What a handsome young chap we have here

Ohm · 07-23-2006, 06:27 PM

Your mom is so desperate she hired AlienQ to do some design work.

Ohm · 07-23-2006, 06:28 PM

Your mom is so short she can have an eye-to-eye disussion with Juicy.

DWB · 07-23-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ohm

Your mom is so short she can have an eye-to-eye disussion with Juicy.

good one.

L-Pink · 07-23-2006, 06:35 PM

Yo Mammas so stupid she didn't know pyromaniac from prophylactic, thought she was safe with Nofx ...

SmokeyTheBear · 07-23-2006, 06:40 PM

yo mamma is so ugly ccbill hardcoded her affiliates at 110% revshare

DWB · 07-24-2006, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

yo mamma is so ugly ccbill hardcoded her affiliates at 110% revshare

Manowar · 07-24-2006, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha

Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave

Malicious Biz · 07-24-2006, 02:49 AM

Your mamas pretty hot......

...because nofx set her on fire and threw her at a boathouse

Kimo · 07-24-2006, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Jim, if you talk about my momma again, I will break your fucking nose the next time I see you... I swear to god.

DEA - banned for life · 07-24-2006, 06:10 AM

Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon

DEA - banned for life · 07-24-2006, 06:10 AM

Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon

Donny · 07-24-2006, 06:15 AM

Your momma's so bad in bed, she had sex with BoyAlley a few years ago and he's been gay since.

babymaker · 07-24-2006, 06:18 AM

Yo! Mamma Be Content On CrackWhoreConfesions.Com

Donny · 07-24-2006, 08:36 PM

Your momma BUMPED this thread.

brand0n · 07-24-2006, 08:37 PM

your momma is so old she remembers when nofx n jtf played w/ eatch other at the play ground

BoyAlley · 07-24-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Your momma's so bad in bed, she had sex with BoyAlley a few years ago and he's been gay since.

Donny · 07-24-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Thought you'd like that one.

BoyAlley · 07-24-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Your mamas pretty hot......

...because nofx set her on fire and threw her at a boathouse

Malicious Biz · 07-24-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blazi

yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha

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Originally Posted by CamsLord

yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Yo mama is so broke, when she got breast cancer and had her tit removed, she had it replaced with a Trouble Bubble...

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Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha

Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave

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Originally Posted by DEA

Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon

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Originally Posted by babymaker

Yo! Mamma Be Content On CrackWhoreConfesions.Com

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THESE WINNERS ON NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND A CONCEPT SO SIMPLE EVEN A FIVE YEAR OLD COULD'VE WRAPPED THIER HEADS AROUND IT!!

Jimmy The Juggernaut · 07-24-2006, 10:01 PM

jimthefiends daughter is so fat that she has other fat kids orbiting around her

BKing · 07-24-2006, 10:20 PM

your momma's soooo old, whe was in jesus's year book!

butterflybucks · 07-24-2006, 10:21 PM

Your momma is so ugly when she made love to a Real Doll......it died!

aico · 07-24-2006, 10:22 PM

your momma so fat that when she bends over to tie her shoe, her face burns up on re-entry.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-24-2006, 10:45 PM

Yo momma is so fugly JTF's daughter got confused and cried because she thought she had family that didnt love her 'as much' as they should.....

Lets get this thread back on track - "Based On Recent Dramas"

07-23-2006, 06:03 PM	#1
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07-24-2006, 02:49 AM	#21
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