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xNetworx · 07-21-2006, 03:06 PM

Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex.

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

BAKO · 07-21-2006, 03:07 PM

Just the thought scares me

DaddyHalbucks · 07-21-2006, 03:08 PM

LOL.

I'm glad you escaped from the clutches of the porn squad.

RRRED · 07-21-2006, 03:08 PM

Hahaha I'll bet. I still get nervous that I'm going to wake up one morning with 100 pickiters in my front yard.

JD · 07-21-2006, 03:11 PM

jesus man. I'd shit my shorts on that one LOL

xclusive · 07-21-2006, 03:32 PM

lol i'd probably shit myself

Validus · 07-21-2006, 03:34 PM

Hm, my heart would certainly jump!

Monique Niccole · 07-21-2006, 03:35 PM

I would have died. You didn't try to bash your hard drive into little pieces when you heard them at the door, did you?

stickyfingerz · 07-21-2006, 03:35 PM

Good thing you didnt yell

" YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!! YAAA!!"

And dive out the window with a shotgun. That didnt go well for me last time it happened.

fris · 07-21-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex.

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

brad shaw sent them

Webby · 07-21-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex.

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

I'm sure they were just charming pp - you offer coffee's all round like a good host?

Manowar · 07-21-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

jesus man. I'd shit my shorts on that one LOL

Same here

xanx · 07-21-2006, 03:36 PM

Tell them I said hey, !

JD · 07-21-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

brad shaw sent them

crockett · 07-21-2006, 03:45 PM

I don't think I'd open the door

bknoob · 07-21-2006, 03:45 PM

FBI's got nothing on me!

MikeVega · 07-21-2006, 04:15 PM

that would freak me out ..

Matt 26z · 07-21-2006, 04:15 PM

... and to think you ran Evidence Eliminator and quickly destroyed all of your data for nothing.

nofx · 07-21-2006, 04:17 PM

you shoulda put a few hollow points thru the door before even answering it

MaddCaz · 07-21-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex.

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

Quagmire · 07-21-2006, 04:28 PM

That was just their test run to throw you off your guard. Next week they will come back when you least expect it and rip your house apart.

Niko Bimini · 07-21-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex.

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

HOLY SHIT Dave!!!!! This going on now?????

I am headed your way in a couple hours I hope this shit is over before I get there!

Matiz · 07-21-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

I would have died. You didn't try to bash your hard drive into little pieces when you heard them at the door, did you?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-21-2006, 04:30 PM

So how much did you knock the casino over for?

ADG Webmaster

BT · 07-21-2006, 04:36 PM

Open up and offer them a beer

biftek · 07-21-2006, 04:48 PM

i remember one morning waking up to 30 coppers out the front of my house , bullet proof vests , guns drawns , i was shitting myself , but they were raiding the drug dealer a few doors down

Clownbarf · 07-21-2006, 04:49 PM

I would have to hide all my shit. Are Fleshlights illegal?

Clownbarf · 07-21-2006, 04:50 PM

I would have to hide all my shit. Are Fleshlights illegal?

minusonebit · 07-21-2006, 04:54 PM

Casinos dont like getting robbed, but they like robbing thier customers. Funny how the shoe acts when placed onto the other foot... LOL

nikki99 · 07-21-2006, 05:03 PM

I wud shit in my pants too

jaffie · 07-21-2006, 05:08 PM

Ohh man I bet, I would hate to be in that position =x

Downtime · 07-21-2006, 05:17 PM

lol that's pretty funny, i'd go with BT and startin offering them all the beer they can drink

xNetworx · 07-21-2006, 05:18 PM

Just watched the news. They caught 1 of the 2 guys, 4 blocks from my home. They are still looking for the other guy. They said he is only 24 years old

djroof · 07-21-2006, 05:20 PM

wow robbed local casino!!!

Chris · 07-21-2006, 05:21 PM

how fast did your stomach drop? lol

fetishblog · 07-21-2006, 05:33 PM

I have no law enforcement worries regardless of what I do on the Internet.

ProducerCashDave · 07-21-2006, 06:03 PM

You shoulda invited them in for cookies

LiveDose · 07-21-2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

I would have shit a brick.

OG LennyT · 07-21-2006, 06:40 PM

did you flush the coke?

Kimo · 07-21-2006, 06:44 PM

i probably wouldnt have answered the door

ER!C L!VE · 07-21-2006, 07:38 PM

Damn them S. Scottsdale ghetto thugs lol j/k.

With what just happened in Florida and cumonherface.com I woulda shit a brick.

cool1 · 07-21-2006, 07:40 PM

Wouldn't bother me at all

now it they said Winnipeg Police then I would probably piss my pants

MaddCaz · 07-21-2006, 07:49 PM

eff the police

media · 07-21-2006, 07:50 PM

LOL... I bet you thought "SHIT! Fight? Run? Play it cool?

Spunky · 07-21-2006, 07:51 PM

I'd be shitting bricks as well

media · 07-21-2006, 07:53 PM

I had a US Customs agent show up at my door one time... Turns out they were just delivering my content and needed a signature for delivery of the package... I was a bit nervous then... but I get nervous around anyone in a uniform..

rants · 07-21-2006, 08:02 PM

Shit, I already get scared when there's a cop driving behind me even tho I did nothing wrong, I sweat and shake and try to turn to another street to get rid of them. Who knows maybe they are going to arrest me for selling porn. I know the wouldn't, but I get phobic like that.

I would probably faint if FBI was at my door.

hentaivip · 07-21-2006, 08:15 PM

Ahhh.. i probably wouldnt have answered the door

RyanL · 07-21-2006, 08:16 PM

I hope you changed your undies...

media · 07-21-2006, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rants

Shit, I already get scared when there's a cop driving behind me even tho I did nothing wrong, I sweat and shake

Thats called red and blue fever... alot of people get it...

07-21-2006, 03:06 PM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	FBI Was Just At My Door Apparently a short white or hispanic male robbed a local Casino and they think he is in the area. There are guys with full armor and automatic weapons all over my condo complex. Regardless, when you own hardcore porn sites, hearing "FBI" shouted after your doorbell rings is rather stressful.

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Hahaha I'll bet. I still get nervous that I'm going to wake up one morning with 100 pickiters in my front yard.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Casinos dont like getting robbed, but they like robbing thier customers. Funny how the shoe acts when placed onto the other foot... LOL

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Just watched the news. They caught 1 of the 2 guys, 4 blocks from my home. They are still looking for the other guy. They said he is only 24 years old

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