Man with robotic arms goes on rampage

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  • tahiti
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 699

    #1

    Man with robotic arms goes on rampage

    Jesse Sullivan is a 59 year-old former electrical worker who lost his arms in a high-voltage power line accident and was re-fit with robotic arms that are controlled directly by his mind

    just like regular arms. Until, inevitably, the robotic arms began to control his mind.

    Mr. Sullivan inexplicably left his house yesterday and began a destructive rampage through Chicago, knocking over newsstands, throwing newspapers, and scaring flocks of pigeons by gesticulating wildly.

    Dr. Todd Kuiken, director of amputee services at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago, explains what he thinks might be going through Jesse?s crazed, robot-arm controlled mind. ?Mr. Sullivan is an exceptionally psychologically stable man?very grounded. I don?t think he has gone insane at all. I think he feels a sort of responsibility to go on a rampage because of the robotic arms.?

    ?During testing, he asked me ?So doc, how long before the arms take over my mind?? He clearly knew the risks of submitting to experiments by mad scientists such as myself?we?d gone over the statistics showing that basically all people ever fit with any sort of cybernetic devices inevitably go insane and wind up becoming rampaging lunatics bent on the destruction of mankind for no very apparent reason. At first, he was despondent, but I think he?s accepted his fate and is now bearing the responsibility of rampaging fairly well.?

    ?It won?t be long before it rains, the arms short out, Jesse returns to lucidity, regrets the damage he?s done, and atones by dying while saving humanity from whatever destructive chain of events it is that he has set off.?
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  • Fresh
    • Mar 2005
    • 4920

    #2
    thats some bugged out crazy shit


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    • wedouglas
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2004
      • 5921

      #3
      just saw that on cnn.com

      very cool

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        I classify that as another screwed up prototype.

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        • Doctor Dre
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          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          I call bullshit on that story... cannot be true.
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          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • Wiggles
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2004
            • 14423

            #6
            hahha that is just crazy, i'd like to have seen that!
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            • betabomb
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 777

              #7
              dr. octopus

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              • madawgz
                8.8.8.8
                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                wtf is that some spiderman shit?
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                • CamsLord
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                  • Jun 2006
                  • 3663

                  #9
                  thats crazzzzy
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                  • ProducerCashDave
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                    • Jun 2006
                    • 3983

                    #10
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                    • majorbitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 708

                      #11
                      someone spill water on him!

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                      • nofx
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 16826

                        #12
                        thats pretty cool

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