The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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So true...and sad...Embraces,
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Nothing improves with age.Comment
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.Comment
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Sex has no calories.Comment
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.Comment
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.Comment
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What goes down must come up lolComment
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.Comment
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No sex with anyone in the same office.Comment
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having fun talking to yourself? heheComment
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.Comment
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.Comment
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If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.Comment
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Virginity can be cured.Comment
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.Comment
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.Comment
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.Comment
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.Comment
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It is always the wrong time of month.Comment
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.Comment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
so true
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.Comment
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.Comment
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.Comment
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The younger the better.Comment
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.Comment
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.Comment
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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.Comment
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.Comment
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.Comment
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.Comment
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Love is a hole in the heart.Comment
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LOL Nices ones
PSD to HTML/XHTML/CSS ServicesComment
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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Comment
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.Comment
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Do it only with the best.Comment
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.Comment
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.Comment
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.Comment
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Comment
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.Comment
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.Comment
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.Comment
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.Comment
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Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.Comment
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.Comment
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.Comment
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.Comment
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