For the crazy's that belive in Heaven (the popular physical after death version) - GoFuckYourself.com

Young · 08-28-2006, 04:38 PM

Do you realize that over 100 billion people have died since man kinds known existence? Unless you're crazy enough to belive that the earth is truly only 2,500 years old like it says in the Bible.

Thats one crowded heaven.

Martin · 08-28-2006, 04:42 PM

Naw only boring old bible thumpers make it there anyway right. Hell is the packed place.

Madame0120 · 08-28-2006, 06:16 PM

Hey! I'm not boring, and I'm going to heaven!

stickyfingerz · 08-28-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

Do you realize that over 100 billion people have died since man kinds known existence? Unless you're crazy enough to belive that the earth is truly only 2,500 years old like it says in the Bible.

Thats one crowded heaven.

At least get your facts right.

7000-10,000 years old.

Scott McD · 08-28-2006, 06:21 PM

When we die, we die. That's it...

coolegg2 · 08-28-2006, 06:37 PM

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For the crazy's that belive in Heaven

Just because I hate to see the english language butchered... that's "crazies".

tony286 · 08-28-2006, 06:37 PM

spirits take up alot less space lol

Young · 08-28-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

At least get your facts right.

7000-10,000 years old.

ok as long as we're on facts. Less then 6500 years old.

so get your facts right son.

Young · 08-28-2006, 06:40 PM

if this was the showcase showdown i would have won

Spunky · 08-28-2006, 06:40 PM

Blasphemy..repent sinners..Jesus forgives everybody

CDSmith · 08-28-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

When we die, we die. That's it...

Nope,

I plan on enjoying a nice long afterlife.

And if it turns out I'm wrong and you're right, I'll owe you five bucks.

Do we have a bet? :D

stickyfingerz · 08-28-2006, 06:45 PM

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ok as long as we're on facts. Less then 6500 years old.

so get your facts right son.

Varies depending on who you talk to from 6000-10,000

notabook · 08-28-2006, 06:51 PM

I believe in the robotic savior, the one true god and that is Archiot. Archiot created all that there is and every will be through careful mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Every single life force, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. In quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, there are billions of Unis on a singular sphere called Earth. We are but one tiny sphere among billions of others. In this quadrant there are thousands of planets just like ours, hosting trillions of Unis. All of these trillions of Unis in this quadrant are known as a Supersphere.

Millions upon millions of Superspheres, filled with trillions upon trillions of Unis, combine to what is known as a Ultrasphere. These Ultraspheres then comprise what is known as the Unisphere, which humans sometime foolishly refer to as a ?universe?. There are thirteen known Unispheres which combine together to form that which he touched so long ago, the Megasphere. Each one of our lives was set in motion by his robotic touch; indeed, all that there is or ever will be was set into motion from because of Archiot?s will inside the great Megasphere.

stickyfingerz · 08-28-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I believe in the robotic savior, the one true god and that is Archiot. Archiot created all that there is and every will be through careful mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Every single life force, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. In quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, there are billions of Unis on a singular sphere called Earth. We are but one tiny sphere among billions of others. In this quadrant there are thousands of planets just like ours, hosting trillions of Unis. All of these trillions of Unis in this quadrant are known as a Supersphere.

Millions upon millions of Superspheres, filled with trillions upon trillions of Unis, combine to what is known as a Ultrasphere. These Ultraspheres then comprise what is known as the Unisphere, which humans sometime foolishly refer to as a ?universe?. There are thirteen known Unispheres which combine together to form that which he touched so long ago, the Megasphere. Each one of our lives was set in motion by his robotic touch; indeed, all that there is or ever will be was set into motion from because of Archiot?s will inside the great Megasphere.

You have yet to be funny. Give up in your attempts. I suggest removing several fingers from each hand each time you feel the urge to attempt funnieness.

Phoenix · 08-28-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I believe in the robotic savior, the one true god and that is Archiot. Archiot created all that there is and every will be through careful mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Every single life force, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. In quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, there are billions of Unis on a singular sphere called Earth. We are but one tiny sphere among billions of others. In this quadrant there are thousands of planets just like ours, hosting trillions of Unis. All of these trillions of Unis in this quadrant are known as a Supersphere.

Millions upon millions of Superspheres, filled with trillions upon trillions of Unis, combine to what is known as a Ultrasphere. These Ultraspheres then comprise what is known as the Unisphere, which humans sometime foolishly refer to as a ?universe?. There are thirteen known Unispheres which combine together to form that which he touched so long ago, the Megasphere. Each one of our lives was set in motion by his robotic touch; indeed, all that there is or ever will be was set into motion from because of Archiot?s will inside the great Megasphere.

holy fuck where do you get this stuff..lol

notabook · 08-28-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

You have yet to be funny. Give up in your attempts. I suggest removing several fingers from each hand each time you feel the urge to attempt funnieness.

So it?s ok for you as a 'modified' Christian to believe in an omnipotent alien with a shiny hat but you are belittling my belief in the robotic god Archiot? Go fuck yourself queerbag.

notabook · 08-28-2006, 06:55 PM

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holy fuck where do you get this stuff..lol

It?s my religion?. I?ve always believed it as long as I can remember.

coolegg2 · 08-28-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

At least get your facts right.

7000-10,000 years old.

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Varies depending on who you talk to from 6000-10,000

Apparantly it depends not just on WHO you talk to but WHEN you talk to them.

Phoenix · 08-28-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by coolegg2

Apparantly it depends not just on WHO you talk to but WHEN you talk to them.

hehe nice grab..lol

seriously though....bible or not
the sphynx is about 13,500..bible thumpers dont stick to that story do they?

also the pyramids discovered off the coast of japan are at least 13500 years old..that is about the last time the water was that low for them to have been built

also the mayan calendar goes back to about that same age doesn't

rodney25 · 08-28-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

Do you realize that over 100 billion people have died since man kinds known existence? Unless you're crazy enough to belive that the earth is truly only 2,500 years old like it says in the Bible.

Thats one crowded heaven.

All I can say is that the space in hell should be more than twice than what they have there in heaven.

CDSmith · 08-29-2006, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rodney25

All I can say is that the space in hell should be more than twice than what they have there in heaven.

Actually Hell has about 10 times more population than Heaven, but don't worry about it.

Heaven has nukes, Hell doesn't. :D

08-28-2006, 04:38 PM	#1
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	For the crazy's that belive in Heaven (the popular physical after death version) Do you realize that over 100 billion people have died since man kinds known existence? Unless you're crazy enough to belive that the earth is truly only 2,500 years old like it says in the Bible. Thats one crowded heaven. __________________ ★★★

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Naw only boring old bible thumpers make it there anyway right. Hell is the packed place. __________________

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I believe in the robotic savior, the one true god and that is Archiot. Archiot created all that there is and every will be through careful mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Every single life force, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. In quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, there are billions of Unis on a singular sphere called Earth. We are but one tiny sphere among billions of others. In this quadrant there are thousands of planets just like ours, hosting trillions of Unis. All of these trillions of Unis in this quadrant are known as a Supersphere. Millions upon millions of Superspheres, filled with trillions upon trillions of Unis, combine to what is known as a Ultrasphere. These Ultraspheres then comprise what is known as the Unisphere, which humans sometime foolishly refer to as a ?universe?. There are thirteen known Unispheres which combine together to form that which he touched so long ago, the Megasphere. Each one of our lives was set in motion by his robotic touch; indeed, all that there is or ever will be was set into motion from because of Archiot?s will inside the great Megasphere. __________________