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07-20-2006, 07:03 AM
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Murphy's Laws on Sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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07-20-2006, 07:05 AM
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So true...and sad...
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07-20-2006, 07:05 AM
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Nothing improves with age.
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07-20-2006, 07:05 AM
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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07-20-2006, 07:06 AM
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Sex has no calories.
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07-20-2006, 07:07 AM
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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07-20-2006, 07:07 AM
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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07-20-2006, 07:07 AM
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What goes down must come up lol
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07-20-2006, 07:08 AM
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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07-20-2006, 07:08 AM
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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07-20-2006, 07:09 AM
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It's over there...
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LOL... nice ones
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07-20-2006, 07:09 AM
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having fun talking to yourself? hehe
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07-20-2006, 07:09 AM
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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07-20-2006, 07:09 AM
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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07-20-2006, 07:10 AM
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If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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07-20-2006, 07:10 AM
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Virginity can be cured.
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07-20-2006, 07:11 AM
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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07-20-2006, 07:12 AM
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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07-20-2006, 07:14 AM
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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07-20-2006, 07:15 AM
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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07-20-2006, 07:15 AM
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It is always the wrong time of month.
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07-20-2006, 07:16 AM
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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07-20-2006, 07:16 AM
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Quote:
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07-20-2006, 07:16 AM
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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07-20-2006, 07:17 AM
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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07-20-2006, 07:17 AM
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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07-20-2006, 07:18 AM
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The younger the better.
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07-20-2006, 07:19 AM
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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07-20-2006, 07:19 AM
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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07-20-2006, 07:20 AM
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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
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07-20-2006, 07:21 AM
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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07-20-2006, 07:21 AM
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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07-20-2006, 07:22 AM
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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07-20-2006, 07:22 AM
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Love is a hole in the heart.
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07-20-2006, 07:22 AM
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LOL Nices ones
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07-20-2006, 07:23 AM
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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
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07-20-2006, 07:23 AM
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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07-20-2006, 07:24 AM
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Do it only with the best.
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07-20-2006, 07:24 AM
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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07-20-2006, 07:25 AM
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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07-20-2006, 07:26 AM
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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07-20-2006, 07:26 AM
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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07-20-2006, 07:27 AM
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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07-20-2006, 07:27 AM
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
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07-20-2006, 07:28 AM
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
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07-20-2006, 07:28 AM
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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07-20-2006, 07:29 AM
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Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
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07-20-2006, 07:30 AM
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
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07-20-2006, 07:30 AM
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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07-20-2006, 07:31 AM
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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