Funny Marriage Tech Support Letter

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  • media
    Confirmed Moneymaker
    • Apr 2002
    • 9853

    #1

    Funny Marriage Tech Support Letter

    Subject: Tech Support

    Dear Tech Support:


    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program begun unexpected child processing that took up a lot
    of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!


    Thanks

    A Trouble User. (KEEP READING)

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    REPLY;

    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM...

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

    I recommend you that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happen, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



    Best of Luck,

    Tech Support
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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    That's just fucking great...

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    • LittleSassy
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 7402

      #3
      that was great

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      • media
        Confirmed Moneymaker
        • Apr 2002
        • 9853

        #4
        ok.. so at least 3 people thought it was funny....
        I'm here for the violence!

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        • blazi
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 4321

          #5
          LOL, read that before but still funny as hell!!

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          • $5 submissions
            I help you SUCCEED
            • Nov 2003
            • 32195

            #6
            LOL! Well, look on the bright side, Wife 1.0 could have been spyware that autoinstalled while you were enjoying the website Girlfriend v7.0 ;)

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            • E$_manager
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2006
              • 13557

              #7
              that was really amazing! THank you.
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              • MaddCaz
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 9483

                #8
                fuckin tech support...

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                • media
                  Confirmed Moneymaker
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 9853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by $5 submissions
                  LOL! Well, look on the bright side, Wife 1.0 could have been spyware that autoinstalled while you were enjoying the website Girlfriend v7.0 ;)
                  I've sometimes thought about getting an upgraded opperating system that lets me multitask....
                  I'm here for the violence!

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                  • E$_manager
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 13557

                    #10
                    he needs a virus
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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141

                      #11
                      Originally posted by media
                      I've sometimes thought about getting an upgraded opperating system that lets me multitask....
                      That would be Harem 2007. Look for it in December!
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                      • Ambidextrous
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 283

                        #12
                        Originally posted by $5 submissions
                        LOL! Well, look on the bright side, Wife 1.0 could have been spyware that autoinstalled while you were enjoying the website Girlfriend v7.0 ;)


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                        • E$_manager
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 13557

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                          That would be Harem 2007. Look for it in December!
                          he will have to change the religion system.
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                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            lol


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