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Alex 07-17-2006 11:44 AM

I cant wait till your mom is in the house and you walk in and she telles you that she bought a new car and its parked outside.

justinsain 07-17-2006 11:45 AM

Did they stay for the fries?

DutchTeenCash 07-17-2006 11:45 AM

thats the way Im proud :)

SBJ 07-17-2006 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagwagon
Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh too funny!

polish_aristocrat 07-17-2006 11:48 AM

you should have contacted SilentKnight, he would have taken care of it...

BluewireAngie 07-17-2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama
I like shoving a bag of marbles up the exhaust pipe - doesn't do any damage but they make a lot of noise that'll drive them crazy trying to figure out where it's coming from!

:thumbsup :thumbsup lots of marbles!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SweetJeanette 07-17-2006 11:53 AM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

E$_manager 07-17-2006 12:21 PM

shit happends. Don't worry :)

CherryLipsRosa 07-17-2006 12:25 PM

now i know to stay away from your driveway :)

Hollywood376 07-17-2006 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
Uh... they know where you live

good point. Once the car leaves the driveway you may never see it again. But, your house will still be there after he picks up that carton of eggs. Or box of matches.

woj 07-17-2006 12:27 PM

50.,.......

Gary_TLX 07-17-2006 01:29 PM

I'm sorry, but I never understood why people have to take out their anger on someone elses car. Have some balls and do it to it's owner, but leave the car alone. It's not the car's fault that it's owner is a retard. Or do I just get too emotional when it comes to hurting cars? :) LOL

Basic_man 07-17-2006 01:31 PM

Make the fucker regret it! Call a towing!!

sweetME 07-17-2006 01:32 PM

Yea but...they know where you live:Oh crap

PR_EZEKIEL 07-17-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagwagon
Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.

this post reminds me of.
http://www.mitchhedberg.net/

hilarious.

AmateurFlix 07-17-2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer
yeah superglue his locks so the guy cant move the fuckin car, genius

I was going to say the same

vaseline applied sparingly under the windshield wipers makes a nice mess next time it rains though :winkwink:

HpicAnn 07-17-2006 01:42 PM

That sucks! I`ve been there!

The Heron 07-17-2006 02:39 PM

Block him in and don't let him take the car! That'll piss him off more than anything.

Manowar 07-17-2006 02:44 PM

this thread deliverslol

Gabriel 07-17-2006 02:51 PM

Put a for sale sign on it.

BrettJ 07-17-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary_CSI
I'm sorry, but I never understood why people have to take out their anger on someone elses car. Have some balls and do it to it's owner, but leave the car alone. It's not the car's fault that it's owner is a retard. Or do I just get too emotional when it comes to hurting cars? :) LOL


Yup, I think you're right you might just be too emotional.

Ambidextrous 07-17-2006 04:43 PM

put some nails around the tires..and when the guy leaves *poof* tires goes down! or get all of his tires and put it on the other block:thumbsup

Spunky 07-17-2006 04:44 PM

Should have added some ketchup and mustard

Doctor Dre 07-17-2006 04:47 PM

Why didn't you just get him towed ?

escorpio 07-17-2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Why didn't you just get him towed ?

Yeah, you wasted a tasty looking milkshake. Is that a chocolate one from Dick's, by any chance?

BrettJ 07-17-2006 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Yeah, you wasted a tasty looking milkshake. Is that a chocolate one from Dick's, by any chance?

Unfortunately it wasn't. Had it have been, there is no way i would have tossed it... Dicks closes at 145am because bars close at 2am. It was after 2 - so we hit jack in the box.

escorpio 07-17-2006 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ
Unfortunately it wasn't. Had it have been, there is no way i would have tossed it... Dicks closes at 145am because bars close at 2am. It was after 2 - so we hit jack in the box.

Good, I'd hate to see a Dick's milkshake go to waste. I don't live in Seattle anymore and I crave Dick's like crack.

aico 07-17-2006 05:01 PM

I would have had it towed.

Alex 07-17-2006 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
I crave Dicks like crack.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 07-17-2006 06:16 PM

Well done. :thumbsup

EDepth 07-17-2006 06:31 PM

that was one of the best nights out i have had in a long time :) where did the shot glasses go anyways hahah

minusonebit 07-17-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
you should have contacted SilentKnight, he would have taken care of it...

ROFLMAO :thumbsup

webcrawler 07-17-2006 08:14 PM

I'd better call a towing truck to get it out. Who wants trouble anyway.

ready lube 07-17-2006 08:17 PM

You should of got out your jack and stole a tire....wait nevermind...I know nothing, nothing I tell you!

Waveu6410 07-17-2006 08:19 PM

i bet you washed off the car after you took that pic :1orglaugh

WWC-Pajio 07-17-2006 08:21 PM

....lovely!! :)

escorpio 07-17-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I knew someone would do that. :(

Once my brother and I are having a hamburger in Cleveland and he says "You know what I miss about Seattle? Dick's!"
You should have seen the looks we got.

Hollywood376 07-18-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
...I crave Dick's like crack.

:1orglaugh

escorpio 07-18-2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood376
:1orglaugh

Everybody in Seattle loves Dick's. :)

I was once training a new cab driver. After driving around all morning I'm getting hungry so I ask him "you like Dick's?"
"Yeah!", he replies.
A minute passes..."Uh, we're talking about burgers and fries, right?" :Oh crap

blazi 07-18-2006 09:56 AM

lol, truly OWNED :)


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